John J. Pershing

General Black Jack Pershing proves that modern governments and armies are a bunch of wimps.

Jack Pershing was a general with a backbone who refused to follow orders from some panzy sitting behind a desk, just like William Tecumseh Sherman, he wasn't afraid to do the right thing. The result? Peace of course. If he were alive, no Muslim would dare to screw with America, unless they wish to be showered in bullets covered in pig's blood. Today, in response to terrorism, the American government response with waterboarding because public executions are illegal.

See also

• War
• IRL Troll