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Article of the Now Hanukkah Hanukkah aka חֲנֻכָּה‎ is a special holiday that is celebrated by all the Jews in the world. No one really knows what it's about but Jews will say it has something to do with candles or they will say that it is to celebrate how they escaped persecution from the Egyptians or persecution from the Nazis or persecution from America's Southern Democrats or who really gives a fuck, it's not even a high holiday. The truth is that when Christmas was invented, the Jews were feeling jealous and left out that they don't get a holiday celebrating their beliefs or getting presents and driving all the races under their heal into eternal servitude. Thus, Hanukkah was born! Every Jew will tell you Hanukkah is different from all the other holidays, but in reality it's just a knock-off mix-fusion of Christmas and Kwanzaa. Hanukkah in their language means "rededication." (( On Midnight Of The 22nd, Blacks Will Be Breaking Into Jew Houses Because They Need Their Menorah For Kwanza )) What have I missed? KOSA 2 days ago Section 230 4 days ago Krampus 6 days ago Suggest a Featured Article • View the AOTN Archives Did You Know... From Encyclopedia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids: ... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty. ... that it's ED’s 21st birthday? ... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a Pro-Gun speech at Utah Valley University? ... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin? ... that Elon Musk is White Knighting our favorite piece of Eurotrash ass, Naomi Seibt, because he wants to be French for a day and eat her snail? ... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her? ... that KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has bought the farm after he tripped in his studio? Will he be buried in a KISS Coffin? ... that Israel finally got something right, when it wrote “Whore” on Greta Thundercunt's suitcase and gave her a few love taps? ... that Ian Watkins died slowly and painfully after his fellow prisoners wanted to check out the lethality of their shivs on him? Suggest a Did You Know Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

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