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The 7D
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DISNEY'S LAST GOOD CARTOON IS NOW 10!!!!1! |
The 7D was the last great gasp of creativity from Disney Television Animation before it decided on its current path of faggette propaganda with lame ass knock knock-level jokes that even Amy Schumer would scoff at, masked as a generic magical girl cartoon like The Owl House and Star vs. the Forces of Evil, or lame ass shit that tries way too hard to be 2deep4u like Gravity Falls. It is a re-imagining of the eponymous characters from the film Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and their adventures prior to the introduction of Snow White.
Characters
Name | Description | Picture |
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Happy | The optimistic one, of the group, hence his name. Somehow he manages to make a song out of everything irregardless of the scenario/situation, which normally would be a pretty big flaw and a legit reason to hate him and to skip any episode where he's featured primarily, if it weren't for the fact that honestly his songs are pretty alright all things considered. Whether or not he's been on ecstasy in every episode is up for debate. | |
Sneezy | Perhaps the most deadly of the dwarves, and likely the most diseased. A force to be reckoned with. It's been speculated that he was the one who initially spread the Coronavirus, so they had to take him out before the death rates could get any higher. | |
Dopey | The quiet one. Despite being the stupid one he's actually shown to be quite skilled at certain things as seen in episodes where he's featured prominently. He also has a strong love for animals and even has some in his dorm room. | |
Doc | He's the leader, and the most resourceful one of the group. Unlike Jimmy Neutron, his gadgets and inventions usually work perfectly and don't end up harming anyone unless the plot demands that they absolutely do. | |
Bashful | Absolute wimp. Complete coward. Despite this he has the singing voice of a god. Also he wants to pipe the queen for some reason. | |
Sleepy | Is by far the most boring of the dwarves. He barely ever gets involved with the plot and has very few episodes where he's featured prominently. | |
Grumpy | Is by far the best one of the group. Any episode that prominently features him is bound to be epic. He's the most straightfoward of the dwarves and his sarcasm rivals that of Squidward. | |
Queen Delightful | The ditsy-as-shit queen of Jollywood (which is where everyone in the show lives). Despite the fact that she's a clueless moron who wouldn't know her asshole from her elbow she's somehow able to hold the town together. | |
Lord Starchbottom | Queen Delightful's mild-mannered, self-absorbed assistant. In a nutshell, he's this show's version of Squidward in which every happen thing that possibly happens in the show happens to him. Expect him to shoot up Jollywood in the next episode. | |
Grim and Hildy Gloom | The trolls of the show, notice how they fail at trolling. Despite being both a witch and warlock respectively, therefore having the power to rule the world, they instead waste it trying to attain some diamond thing and take over Queen Delightful's kingdom. Grim is a moron, and Hildy's the competent one. |
See Also
- Midget
- Fantasy
- Phineas and Ferb
- Animaniacs (made by the same creator)
- Gravity Falls
The 7D is part of a series on Visit the Television Portal for complete coverage. |
Not to be confused with Animu |
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