User:CLU/Sandbox
| Hello there, CLU. Welcome to your Sandbox! | |
|---|---|
 |
The sandbox is a great place for You to practice and improve your wiki markup and general editing skills. Please take note anyone can still edit your Sandbox. You shouldn't worry that much about that and on the bright side, it encourages collaboration and improvement.
|
|
|
Star Wars is an overrated series of science fiction movies and merchandise created by George Lucas in the 1970s. Star Wars has a SHITLOAD of spin-offs, backstory, and merchandise creating a whole new breed of turbo-nerds HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS, ever since Disney bought the rights to the series every piece of Star Wars literature has been deemed non-canon so Disney can make moar money. In the whole craze, George Lucas and his nigger wife have pocketed more money than he knows what to do with. Experts speculate that Lucas now uses $100 bills to wipe his ass.
What is Star Wars? Plagiarized Akira Kurosawa works mixed with World War II and cowboy shows like Bonanza - but set in space. To save you fifteen hours: Atkins is a young powerful space samurai. He gets tricked into becoming RoboHitler and starts a Space Holocaust. After his son pwns him, he gets troll's remorse and saves the day before killing himself.
Hey, next time you see George why don't ya ask him about Valerian and Laureline? Go on, do it.
What have I missed? Freedom of speech was 2 days ago • Munich Massacre was 4 days ago • Johnny Somali was 6 days ago
Coming out of jail with no muscles is crazy. wtf was you doing in there, fucking prison guards?
— Ron, archive
From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:
- ...that live streamer Johnny Somali couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the World's Smartest Nigger and appealed a sweetheart Prison sentence?
- ...that some stupid bitch got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by Instagram and Facebook?
- ...that Chuck Norris died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris facts like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap.
- ...that it's St. Patrick's Day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am?
- ...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
- ...that The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
- ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
Visit the Bad New Articles Portal to help out!
Contact Encyclopædia Dramatica
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
