Logan Clark
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BREAKING NEWS!! Logan is currently hospitalized after his gunshot wound |
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| Logan Clark | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | No injuries |
| Top 25? | Unregisterable |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Potential Suicide by Cop |
Logan Clark is a 14 year old faggot white boy, from Reno Nevada, who was sick and tired of getting bullied. So, he decided it would be a smart idea to bring a lousy kitchen knife to his school, Procter R. Hug High, on the day several of his bullies threatened to jump his bitch ass. He ended up getting shot after holding the croud of students (and a cop) at bay with his lame little knife, and was promptly hospitalized. The story became an immediate sensation, as any act of violence (potential or realized) by a white kid will cause Old media✡ to swarm to the story like flies to horse shit. Logan's daddy took to his son's defense on Facebook, pointing out the extreme bullying the little bitch faced by his much superior pupils. Although nobody (except the assailant) was pwn'd, the incident resulted in a category 3 shitstorm online, causing jackasses from all corners of the political sphere to use the story as fuel for their corrupt agendas. In the end, the actual problem, bullying, will never be addressed by our corrupt, decadent society.
Gameplay
A miniboss spawned: it a level 28 cop equipped with a glock, ready to challenge Logan's lame attempt at the high score. The boy stood bravely against the pig, threateningly wailing his flabby spaghetti arms with his weapon, to force the pig to keep distance.
The Great Debate
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See Also
- Alex Hribal - at least this little faggot managed to stab dozens of kids.
- School
- Nevada - shithole state it went down in
- Nevada-tan
- Knife - evil assault mass murder weapon used (ban it)
- Police Brutality
External Links
Nevada student was bullied for days before he snapped and attacked his friends- Father of School Attacker Blames Everyone Else For His Son Getting Shot
- Update: Attorney says boy shot by school police in emergency surgery following stroke
