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Equivamp (Powerword Kila Brija) is a Chris-Chan tier furry lolcow in the sense that she spends her free time writing fanfiction, uploading MSPaint drawings to DeviantArt, and spending seemingly endless hours rollbacking template vandalism on WikiFur. She claims to be asexual, despite posting DeviantArt rants about not putting out enough[1] to satisfy her "mate", whom she maintains an online relationship with.NOPE, She dumped his ass for being a transexual It is also a known fact that she suffers from a variety of mental disorders, including but not limited to ADD, ODD, as well as the spergs

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Her Writing

AAT     Revan's Return 2 by ~Equivamp

A young Jedi, coated in sweat despite how loose her plain beige robes were, came to a stop in her run, her last few steps heavy in her attempt to lose speed as soon as possible. She hid behind the tall, blue-green grass and pulled it apart like a curtain, peering forward.  She carried herself almost fugitively, as if fearing detection, though, conversely, she had the confident air of one that had evaded death many times. She was looking at a ship, her ship, a large personal fighter, the Ivory Hawk. It was roughly twice the size of the smuggler she'd used on the Quest for the Star Forge, though it was similarly shaped, and derived its name from it. The Ivory Hawk was barely hidden in the sea of grass surrounding it, but it was kept from view well enough. All appeared clear to Senellast, though she wasn't naïve--she knew the peace could be a trap, so she proceeded with caution, and managed to make it to the ship safely. Inside, she kept her hand on one of her lightsabers, keeping her ears and eyes open for a blaster…or worse. The control room had a monitor, showing the contents of every room, hallway, and crevice on board--an upgrade she'd added herself. None revealed any danger, so she activated the controls, punching in the coordinates that would take her to her daughter. As the ship took off, she shuddered, and attempted to look into someone's--anyone's--eyes, which, of course, was not possible. "I'll never get used to taking off alone," Sen bemoaned in her powerful voice. Everything about Senellast was powerful: her voice, her eyes, the way she carried herself, the way she walked. She was more than a bit intimidating to a man who felt less of one compared to a woman such as herself. Not that she was looking for a man, of course. She wasn't even allowed to--well, that wasn't quite correct. According to the Council, she was allowed to have a lover, but wasn't allowed to get close to them. "And that's what's fraked up about this whole thing," Sen said aloud. "You can spend a couple credits on some passerby, but you can't have what Carth and I--" She broke off, having nearly said "have". She didn't feel as though she deserved to say she had anything with him anymore. For all she knew, he could have done what she'd told him to do when she left half a decade ago: moved on. I wonder if he did…? Sen was filled with the urge to find out , had the need to know. After all, she reasoned, if he doesn't feel the same--that there'll be no one else--I have a right to know who replaced me, to see if she cares as much for Carth as I do. And if she doesn't… Sen smiled grimly. Having resisted acting upon such urges before, she'd never acted on them. But there was something about this feeling, these empowering, euphoric thoughts and memories, that set a fire in her belly. Something was going to come of this, she knew--something had already been set in motion. As she felt the Ivory Hawk land beneath her, she could only guess at what it could be, and what sort of implications it would have on her and the ones she loved.

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