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JackAndSally4Ever
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JackAndSally4Ever is a bipolar, obsessive "artist" on DeviantART who's claim to fame is shitty fanart of various Tim Burton movies, Tenchi Muyo, and the craptacular movie Flushed Away. She is a fine example of someone who should have been aborted. She has a habit of taking other people's characters, obsessing over them to the point of fappage, and making other people believe that those characters were hers in the first place, no matter how crappy they may be.
She is also a furfag that draws long-faced, "Egyptian", dog-looking creatures. She also happens to be a friend of the commonly known furry who uses colors and gradients so gross eye bleach is needed afterward, ShaloneSK, as well as everyone's favorite psycho, Zeriara, in which a passion for killing off pets "accidentally" and lots of drawings of child pornography and rape has made them come together closer than ever.
She has only recently turned 18, which means she is finally able to see all the porn she drew before. Which probably explains a whole lot.
She even tried to join Hentai-Foundry before she turned 18.
JAS doesn't know who started this article about her. It was started by someone she actually doesn't know personally, simply someone who just watched her art actually get worse over the years, as well as witnessed some of her emotionally shitty stunts. But, the site has been added on to by people who actually have had the sadness of having had to have talked to her, putting up with her unending psycho lies and crazy-as-all-hell fantasies until rightfully dumping her ass for people who actually know what they're talking about. The girl needs to be put away permanently like her mother. Better yet, like the rat she thinks she is, EXTERMINATED.
How The Shit Began
JackAndSally4Ever started off adding to the HUMONGOUS, hideous, Skellington "family" by making one of millions of fan characters claiming to be the offspring of Jack Skellington and Sally the rag doll, from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas. Soon she met other DeviantART who had NMBC fan chars and made them in to a big, ridiculous, nasty family of fan based crap. The sad fact is, she exhibits some artistic potential, if she'd quit with the weird shit and make up her own style and characters.
Away from DeviantART, JackAndSally4Ever (called "Ashley" in the real world) drew her two favorite characters getting it on, because we all know skeletons have a penis, right? Well, she claims he's not a skeleton, but some retarded shit called a "Bone Demon", which gives Jack an excuse to have a usable penis and anus, and be able to fuck Sally and her other mass hoards of both male and female fan characters.
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A camwhore picture of her and her new snake, which she will eventually kill just like her old one. UPDATE: Only after a couple of months, this snake has died, too. STOP ANIMAL CRUELTY! MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR THE BITCH TO HAVE ANIMALS!
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The infamous chicken-scratch. Oh noes, GAFF is quaking in their boots! Bonus points for the horrible scan. -
Now that Jack Skellington has a penis, Sally can get "preggers"! Oh, boy! -
The psycho porker herself. Better start sticking your fingers down your throat, JAS. You could stand to lose a ton or two.
DA Drama
Like most DeviantARTs, she's allergic to criticism and breaks out in badly-spelt whining at the first sign of it. If you so much as tell her she made a slight mistake in drawing one line, she'll probably make a whole journal dedicated to how mean you are. Which is just encouraging trolls, really. And people will respond, because she always has a few 12 or 13 year old TARTlet followers who believe her every word right on the spot.
Speaking of which, J&S seems to be constantly at war with at least a few of her "followers" at a time - she and two other members of the Skellington fan-family (Lily-pily and Justawishfulthinker) got into quite a bit of drama last year resulting in all of them acting like emo bitches and all threatening to leave DeviantART for good. Of course, all of them have fantards who begged and cried for them not to. So, of course, they all stay and "make up", only to get in to more internet arguments later in life. Both Lily-pily and Justawishfulthinker now stay good and far away from her - they've both grown up from the creepy fandom, developing more "original" work, while J&S has stayed the same, doing more and more or her pitiful, crappy, fanart of all shapes and sizes.
Her Fans
No doubt one of her few mindless fans will find this and try to get rid of it. One minute, they'll love her, but most of the saner ones eventually realize her crazy fucking behavior and how she uses people for their characters and sympathy, and eventually, they wise up.
Her small fan-base consists of loli pre-teen retarded wannabe goths who are just as bad, or worse, than she is at drawing. Yet, they praise her like she is some kind of goddess without really knowing about the monster that she really is as a person. Most of her fans also like to attempt to emulate her craptastic "style", (which really is some of the same old crap blended together, a horrible mix of Tenchi Muyo and god knows what else) drawing the same damn fan art because they lack any creativity themselves. Take note of the formula: fanart=derivative, so fanart x fanart of fanart = FAIL. See also: Divide by zero.
JackAndSally4Ever vs. GAFF
JackAndSally4Ever hates Godawful Fan Fiction. Like, a lot. It's okay, a lot of us do. After all, they're a bunch of self-righteous retards who think fanfiction is serious business and haven't updated their main page in almost 100 years. Unfortunately, and as might be expected, that's not why she hates them. She hates them because they made fun of her drawings. Waaaaaah! Somebody call the waaaaahmbulance!
In fact, she hates them so much, she drew a shitty picture of her animu self flipping them off with a badly-drawn finger to show people that she doesn't care what others think, when in fact it's her way of telling everyone it's a huge deal to her. Oh, the maturity. And so rebellious, too. It's not like every whiny artist draws themselves or some character giving the finger in a pathetic attempt to be "edgy" and show somebody what for. Oh, wait...
Now that GAFF is back, and a thread was started on her by pseudo-friend Wiltsgurl17 aka 'Squishy' she's the first butthurt artist/writer since the last board to register an account over there specifically to tell them how they're JUST JEALOUS!!!111 and that she doesn't care what they think - when in fact she takes everything personally, as she should, and desperately tries to cover it up with stupid drawings like the "flip-off retard" she did of herself.
how do i made critic?
She also claims that nobody has the right to "critic" her art unless they draw with a mouse. [1] Lolwut? I DRAW WITH A MOUSE GUYZ! MY SCANNER DOESN'T WORK BOO HOO, MY DADDY WON'T LET ME HAVE IT BECUZ HE SAW MY PRONS!!
In short, she is a serious menace who blames other people for her problems and targets others, obsesses over them, using their characters - the art is horrible but what really makes her deserve this page is her stupid fucking behavior.
BATSHIT INSANE
There is no help for this monster. She needs to take a bullet to her head, NOW. Not only does Ashers fail at life, but she fails when it comes to mental health, as well!
—JackAndSally4Ever on her DA Journal | ||
A Conversation with JAS
The following was submitted to GAFF.
—JackAndSally4Ever as moonlightragdoll | ||
Unfortunately for JAS, she's already as much of a suicidal, drama queen faggot as her mother. Thus, her biggest fear has been realized.
Love is in the Air?
As of late September 2008, JackAndSally4Ever's droppings have more or less disappeared from the internet's kitchen pantry. Thank god, our wife was starting to get nervous! However, baleetedrumor has it that she's met the Flushed Away aficionado of her dreams. He lives in Australia, so it may be a few years before they get to meet up and YIFFYIFFYIFF, but we'll know, because the stars will fire down upon Earth in rebellion of such a disgusting and unnatural union. What a magical world we're living in.
Gallery of Utter Fucking Shit
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TUH DUH! The return of JAS smut. There's nothing more laughable than fandom smut from a mental teenager who wants to fuck rats.
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Visions of frog penises cloud JAS' mind when she doesn't take her medicine.
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Ashley's shit attempt at a self-portrait. That fat-ass only wishes she were thin, she didn't capture half of her ugliness. And only a psycho would make a background like that. THERE'S NOTHING MORE ANNOYING THAN A FAT-ASS CHICK WHO DRAWS HERSELF THIN.
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Apparently, 2D is crippled. And, it's really cold outside. -
It's no surprise that J&S worships Zeriara. They're two of a kind. -
NBC + PokeMon = EPIC FAIL. -
Make them go away! :( -
Combining two horrible fandoms into one. -
Her fag-tastic version of Lock from NBC, with her gay Vash rip-off fan character, Thomas. -
There are so many things wrong with this picture, we can't even begin to list. Please J&S, stay away from drawing horses. Forever. -
An example of her pregnancy fetish, on a excetionally horrible looking furry. -
Rat sex. With clothes on, nonetheless.
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Furry angst. Also, she can't spell carcass. (Or pallor.)
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Blood = OMG edgy! -
Ashers likes 'em mutilated and gangrenous -
Scientific analysis of JaS's character creation. Based on Batty Juice
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Her pregnant goatwoman. -
A furry cock. Or a snake in a wig. Either way, it sucks. -
1,000 points to whoever can show us what is NOT wrong with this image.
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Raping fandoms since the dawn of time. -
JAS delights in drawing softcore cartoon porn for minors ages 12 and up! -
No amount of therapy could prepare you for THIS.
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A furry cock-snake with a bra on - an all-time low. -
Some retarded green rabbit-weasel hybrid grabbing his balls and tripping on acid. Also a suitable hallucinogenic replacement for toads, apparently.
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Wait, people watch this show? Wait, people want to see the things from this show fuck?
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So meta, so kawaii. The original caption for this masterwork explained that this is how she sleeps; masturbating and mumbling LOL random shit, I guess. Good thing no one will ever share a bed with her!
External Links
- JackAndSally4Ever on DevianTART baleeted
- Her Crappy Website baleeted
- Her Crappy Webcomic baleeted
- Her empty "store"
- Furry FurAffinity Account
- JackAndSally4Ever on TLKFAA
- JackAndSally4Ever's Fanfiction
- JackAndSally4Ever on Fictionpress
- JackAndSally4Ever on Myspace
- JackAndSally4Ever on Photobucket
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