Moon Man

Moon Man is a meme rapper and former MickeyDees mascot stirring up epic lulz. Created last Thursday on YTMND using gifs of an 80s McDonald's TV mascot, Mac Tonight, he/it started off a rather innocent fad, but user Farkle brought him to fame by trolling black persons with blatantly racist statements/threats of violence (most often chanting "K-K-K!") using a text-to-speech program. They say it's his nonchalant delivery that drives it home. In the past, his iconic image also been been hijacked through YouTube by Anonymous in their tryhard battle against Scientology, as well as informing Chanology's newfags how they were doing it wrong.

Recently, his (s)hit single "Notorious KKK" (too hot for youtube btw, mirror pls) has catapulted him to fame on wholesome, well meaning, internet communities such as 8chan and 4chan's /pol/. Riding on the success, or rather, the infamy of said single, Moonman released his first full length "White Power Hip-Hop" LP, WhiteTopia, with the help of the Moon Crew.

Number one single - Hypnotize

Doom

Smash hit Bombs Over Detroit

Black Lives Matter - the URL even has KKK in it

Christmas song - Killing Niggers

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Failed Assassination Attempt on Moon Man

AT&T's policy on forbidding naughty words.

Step 2: Receive b&

Recently, AT&T b& users from making Moon Man audio clips by adding a list of censored words. Trying to make a voice-to-text file that contains the words "Moon Man" will get you this warning.

	“	Error This error message indicates the submitted text contains objectionable language. While we would rather not pay attention to what people choose to hear, there have been instances of individuals producing extremely offensive audio and distributing it on the web, which by the way is a violation of the usage policy. Please note that these restrictions are imposed by the website, not by the synthesizer. Also note that you can purchase the synthesizer for personal use. See the FAQ page for further details. If you received this message in error please report the problem to the site administrator (with text) via the SEND FEEDBACK button.	„

ATTENTION: There's an uncensored version of the AT&T Text-to-Speech Demo here: http://www.wizzardsoftware.com/att_NV_demo.php

and also here: http://www.naturalreaders.com/index.html

You may now go back to raping niggers. KKK KKK KKK KKK

OTHER FUN MOONMANisms INCLUDE:

Type in shopingcart. MoonMan gets very audibly excited when saying SHOPPPing cart.
Make MoonMan speak his native language of Moonspeak by typing random shit. jkldseuiivcx ouopiuqw.
Talk about spicy horse penis (SunMan hates spicey horse penis).
Rape mothers.
lololololololololololol
KKK KKK KKK KKK

Origins

The TL;DW story of Moon Man is that Moon Man was the spokesman for McDonnalds, made millions to support him and his mother. However McDonalds retarded nigger leadership who is responsible for the high quality of McDonalds, got rid of the only thing at McDonalds that wasn't gayer than faggots at an aids convention. After comming home from losing his job he comes home to find a Nigger raping his mother, and found the strength to unleash the white furry.

TL;DR? Watch the 5 part documentary you dumb nigger humping faggot.

Part 1: when life was simple

Part 2: Fucking up a winning formula

Part 3: The end of Mac Tonight

Part 4: I'll show you KKK. KKK! KKK! KKK!

Part 5: The rise of MOONMAN

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The multiple Mooniverse theory

On YTMND there are multiple contradicting Moon Man sites that contradict each other with the only consistency being Moon Man's hatred of niggers. This can be explained a rip in time and space that caused multiple universes, or as they are reffered to when talking about Moon Man, Mooniverses

Triple K Mafia

Audrina giving two compelling arguments why she was allowed in the Tripple K mafia

The Tripple K Mafia is a rap group consisting of Moon Man and many other people, but only 3 or 4 worth giving a shit about. Their behaviors differ depending on which Mooniverse the Triple K Mafia is in. Members include:

Sun Man - He's a nigger. Sometimes he is moon mans "friend", other times they are mortal enemies. Moon Man is often disgusted by his nigger ways. If this makes no sense, think of it this way: If Moon Man is going to kill every nigger on earth, Sun Man is the nigger he plans on killing last. SunMan's chant is N-DOUBLE-A-C-P, N-DOUBLE-A-C-P, N-DOUBLE-A-C-P

Audrina Patridge - While originally being adverse to Moon Man's racist ways, over time she too gave up social justice and began chanting KKK herself. She uses the potential promise of her pussy to get Moon Man to do her bidding, which never works because Moon Man don't play that shit. Audrina is a brain dead cum dumpster so she doesn't have a chant of her own

Charles Moonington - A crumpet eating faggot. He has no real personality other than being English and worthless as a beta cuck punching bag. He is only kept around to be abused. Charles has a corkscrew penis simliar to a pig. His chant is CRUMPET, CRUMPET, CRUMPET

Other "members" There are others who appear often in different Mooniverses: Pedro the spic, Creepy Clown Face, Hans the German, Star Man, etc. but no one fucking cares about them because they are shit and anyone who does is a faggot.

Tripple K Mafia discography

People may attempt to tell you that MoonMan has a full discography and has dropped legit full albums and MoonMan music not just a bunch random people uploading racist versions of top 40 garbage that is only worth listening to half the time because most of the songs are poorly tempoed and made by 13 year old retard basement dwellers. Those people are wrong. MoonMan has a huge list of EP's and LP's that are full length

The KKKristmas album 10/10

Notorious KKK EP. 10/10 (Has all the kkklasics)

The White $upremacy EP, 9/10 (full of under rated gems)

Whitetopia LP 6/10 (poor tempo and synching. This was one of the 1st albums tho)

THE LUNITIC LP 2015 6.5/10(better than Whitetopia, but not by much)

The Star, The Cloud, and The Moon EP 0/10 for pandering to characters no one cares about and dat long pause

KKKingpin MixTape tolerable/10 it's a mixtape, don't expect much

The SPOOK EP Demo, SHEEEIIIIT/10 (if review scores went negative, that would still not be low enough for this EP)

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You aren't a true man until your ears bleed from listening to the entire discography, the good, the bad and the ugly. ALL OF IT!

MoonMan guest spots

While many people may pretend not to be screeching fan girls of MoonMan with equality lies, they only do this to get Jew sheKKKles. Everyone knows deep down inside MoonMan is 100% right about everything he says to the point that even SunMan (a nigger) believes 100% in MoonMan and his sKKKills. Here are a few guest appearances MoonMan has made to make the world a better place.

MoonMan and Matty B teach the youth an important message