- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Life
|
You may have been looking for The Comprehensive Guide To Life, Existence, or Death |
Sometimes abbreviated to in real life, IRL is an addicting mmo FPS which keeps you from the Internet.
Life is a first-person MMORPGFPS which is a drug keeping people away from the Internet. The goal of it is to avoid unwarranted self-importance at all cost, and to give criticism. Other players like to be reminded that they are the person blocking the shower, who eats dried bread in the morning and who always gets late to work. They also admire those who pay lip service to public opinion. There are statues raised over these types of people all over town.
The difficulty level is defined at birth, determined by how much gold your in-game parents had previously obtained, along with your race, sexuality and intelligence. This difficulty level will remain with you for the entire game until you get a job to earn your own gold, which may increase or decrease the difficulty depending on where you work and what you do. A small amount of players possess high Wisdom attributes, allowing them to be unplugged from The Matrix. Many of these players end up doing PVP raids on other users. Some end up landing a hidden "Politician" class, allowing them to make infinite money and EXP, and can even go on to collect the highest score in the server!
Earth
Earth, the world in which the game takes place, is a very diverse place. Game locations range from densely populated cities rife with murder and rape to bumblefuck little towns where no one knows how to speak correctly. Where your character spawns will have a significant impact on your game, but later on you will have freedom as to where you go, depending on how much gold you collected. Notable locations include:
- Jew York City: A grungy city founded by Jews. If you enter this city, your gold will most certainly be stolen by niggers.
- New Jersey: A massive plain of horrifying swamplands populated by the man-eating Eyetalians.
- Texas: A backwater land in which NPC's speak complete gibberish. There is a bug with this area that allows players to engage family members in sexual intercourse.
- Florida: Mostly populated by incredibly high ranked players. Minigames in Florida include golf and bingo.
- Hawaii: An Island like map that consists of high level players and hot climate, sometimes the creator slowly burns down local houses with his lava cheat code for the lulz.
- Alaska: A massive ice-like wasteland that used to belong to soviet Russia; only you would go here. Freezing temperatures, russians, bears, and asshole americans make this level one of the toughest around. The Marijuana drug is legal here though, granting bonus EXP after consumption.
- Colorado: A cold mountainous level notable for several epic raids that attract the attention of all of the servers. If you're interested in relocating here, you better hurry the fuck up. Jews are hyper-inflating the real estate market, making only rich characters capable of living here.
- Africa: A nightmarish wasteland populated by NPCs and players of the Nigger race. One of the highest level zones in the world; most players tend to avoid this level.
- Europe: A low level paradise favored by those of the "White People" and "European" races. Often turned into epic war zones by high level users of the rare "Politician" class. Hundreds of millions of noobs were pwn'd by a few elite users.
- Asia: Overpopulated tropical hellhole filled with genocidal freaks. Only Weeaboo players mount and fly out to here.
- Middle East: One of the worst places in the world map, but not nearly bad as Africa. Players of the Muslim religion have kicked out christfags from this region. In response, American players have commited mass genocide and destabilization turning the entire mega-level into a warzone. Only high level players can survive this scorched hellhole.
- Australia: The hardest level in the game. All of the mobs will insta-kill you and the locals (especially Aboriginals) aren't much better.
-
The NYC level. Bring gold- LOTS of gold. -
The New Jersey level. -
The Texas level. Careful- lots of high level savage mobs flood this level. -
The Florida level. Lots of crazy NPCs exist here. Kill alligators for lots of skins to sell on the AC -
The Hawaii level. Only rich characters can live here. Be careful of the horrifying mobs; centipedes and Polynesians have made this level their nest! -
The Alaska level. -
The Colorado level. -
The Africa level. You don't want to come here. -
The Europe level. Faggotry abound. -
The Asia level. Go on a PVP raid for shits and giggles. -
The Middle East level. -
The Ausfailia level.
Character Levels
1: You begin the game as a short, obese, bald man in a diaper who shits and pisses himself, vomits, and lets out horrifyingly disturbing cries at random times, especially in the night. You have no control over this, and it is commonly compared in annoyance to cliff racers.
6: Around this time, you begin to learn that the world isn't entirely a happy place. Kids begin to form their own cliques and bully the losers, such as yourself. Some players are unlucky, and get pwn'd IRL at their elementary school.
10: If you're a girl, you begin to become interested in boys. If you're a boy, you're too retarded to figure puberty out by this time. You begin to have responsibilities, like homework, and taking out the darn trash.
13: Here, you play as a retarded midget with a foolish and one-sided opinion who enjoys screaming over the mic in mini-games like Halo and claim that you know a lot about firearms. In this level, you tend to believe yourself superior to those lower in level than you despite sounding, looking, and acting as though you were at Level 5.
16: From this point onward, every time you level up, you will be given a chance to kill everyone around you and then take your own life. Upon performing such a magnanimous and universally praised deed, you will have earned the honorary title of An Hero and shalt become permanently etched into history, and you will have earned astronomical amounts of jew gold. So seriosly, you should do it. Alternately, if you're a fucking faggot, jew, and/or nigger, you can also learn the driving ability and buy a mount.
21: At this point, you will be able to consume alcohol and cigarettes, thus will be given the choice of either being a badass or a faggot. Your character must rapidly rush to select a Class before it is too late and you end up grinding at a convenience store for the rest of your miserable existence.
40: This is at which you will begin having to worry about detrimental character attributes, such as heart disease and diabeetus, along with a mandatory "Mid-life Crisis" main quest. The "aging" effect accelerates at this period.
60: Your physical attributes will start to decrease, how fast your physical attributes decrease depends on the amount of food items and the amount of experience points they carry.
90: During this period, you will either die alone or with your lower level friends.
100: A glitched level that is not obtainable with traditional methods, but why would you care? You would only die alone anyway.
Hit Points
All characters carry a special statistic known as hit points, which begin low, but eventually work their way up in later levels. However, around the area of levels 20-30, your hit points will reach their peak and begin to decline. If your hit points reach zero, you will lose a life. But since you only have one life, that means game over. To restore HP, you should direct your character to find Food objects, medkits, or drugs. But be careful- some foodstuffs actually subtract hit points!
Post-Death
Upon losing all hit points, you will have no control over what happens to you. From this point, religion takes over. Depending on what your character's religion is and how you spent your game, there are a few possibilities. Most players end up in Hell, a fire-themed level where your character is tortured for an in-game eternity by Satan, Hell's moderator, but a few are granted access to Heaven, a sky-themed level where everything is made of clouds and you take a seat with other players such as Bob Ross and Santa Claus forever.
Experience Points
Experience points are gained through the consumption of items. When the game begins, your experience points will be somewhere between 5 and 10. As the game progresses, you will gain more experience. However, experience points can differ dramatically depending on the size of the character model. Physical activities such as running will take experience points, but a massive amount of experience points will actually retard such activities.
A player with a dangerously low amount of experience points earns the status anorexic while a player with a dangerously high amount of experience points earns the title fat. Having one of these two statuses will also affect the player's appearance. An anorexic player will be much smaller and weaker than ordinary players and will have the detriment of not feeling pretty. A fat player will be much larger than ordinary players, but no stronger. A fat player will also be physically incapable of some activities, depending on the amount of experience points he has. Fat players may also earn the title of obese if their experience points reach an extraordinarily high count.
Attributes
Characters gain their personality and power based on how strong their attributes are. They are described below:
Strength: Determines how much physical damage your character can do. Increased through the "Exercise" mini-game and through use of the "Steroid" consumable. Niggers automatically specialize in this attribute at birth.
Endurance: Determines how much Hit Points and Stamina your character has, as well as how effective his Defense rating is. Based on genetics but can be increased through the Exercise mini-game as well. That alpha douchebag jock that made your life a living hell in school specialized in this attribute.
Agility: Determines how fast your character can move, as well as the preciseness of these movements. Niggers also specialize in this attribute; Evolution worked in the common nigger's favor so that he could steal Bike mounts from whitey easier.
Intelligence: Determines the mental fortitude, capacity and capability of your character. By reading this site, you are losing points. Only Jews and AZNs specialize in this.
Charisma: Determines how effective your character is at speech. Favored by those of the "Serial Killer" and "Politician" classes.
Wisdom: Determines the levels of common sense, reflection and comprehension of your character. Evidently, very few characters have specialized in this attribute.
Luck: Only those born into Rich character's clans possess this attribute.
Races
You - The dumbass.
Azns - The short ones with black hair and squinty eyes. Did I forget to mention you also have an incredibly small penis?
- Chink - You eat fucking dog and your own shit.
- Jap - You also like to eat dog and like to commit seppuku.
- Everyone else - You come from a shitty, desolate backwater country which has been anally raped by the Japs/British/Americans for all of time and now to top it all off you have some crazy batshit insane leader calling the shots. Basically your life sucks and don't expect to live past level 20.
Mexicans - Useless, smelly, retarded gibberish-speakers who try to get jobs in your country. Some try to be tough, but end up looking like dumbasses.
White People - Most of them have high experience points, a typical white person will end their game around level 30 due to their habit of consuming shit loads of food items that carry high amounts of experience points. The female counterpart have two unique features for the player. The first feature lets the woman perform blowjobs on the player. This does not have any effects. The second feature, when enabled, the player will automatically receive a food item called "Sandwich" from the woman. If you marry her, there is a 50% chance she was programmed to take all your in-game gold when you advance about 7 levels more.
Niggers - A hastily and poorly constructed NPC with limited AI capability. Hated by all crackers. They are useless to society, and steal all your man points and white women. They also steal HP renewing food items such as watermelons, kool-aid, and fried chickens and some of your means of locomotion.
Europeans - White people who use Moonspeak and think they're from another continent. They're not, they're just insane.
Jews - A rare race for your character to be roll- but you're lucky if you're born as one. Players of the "Jew" race have complete domination and control of the media, banks and markets (espescially auction house) of almost all of the servers. They have the highest Intelligence, Charisma and Mercantile of the classes, but suffer from the lowest Strength, Endurance, and Luck in the process.
Americans - A common race similar to Europeans and White people. However, the American Race have significantly higher Strength, Endurance, and Agility than all other races. However, they suffer the lowest Intelligence and Perception. This race is often picked by trolls as its most suitable for going on epic killing sprees and getting fuckloads of EXP and raising record-setting levels of butthurt from the rest of the server. American characters get a 30% EXP bonus for an hour after consuming the Burger item. However, they suffer lower HP after their 20s and 30s, and have a 9001% chance of being afflicted with the Diabetes aliment.
-
You. -
The Azn Race -
The Mexican Race -
The White Race -
The Negroid Race -
The European Race -
The Jew Race -
The American Race
Character Classes
Businessman - The warrior class of Life, available at level 21. Businessmen typically carry briefcases to store their items and wear solemnly colored suits. 10/10 Businessmen hate their lives, hate their families, and die around level 45 due to either heart attack or suicide.
Loser - The archer class of Life, available at level 16. Losers typically earn gold in small places such as Mickey Dee's or in grocery stores. Typically are recognizable by having tons of acne on the face of their character model. Losers can be found in small, smelly apartments or living with their mothers.
Retard - The wizard class of Life, available at level 1. Retard is, by far, the best class. As a player, you are never expected to get a job or do any sort of work. Instead, you receive gold from the admins. Anyone who does not pick this class is an idiot.
Pedophile - The berserker class of Life, available at level 30. Choosing this class carries risk, as moderators will always be on your ass. Playing as a Pedophile, you will go completely insane if you do not perform your Molest ability on someone of the child class every day.
Faggot - The fairy class of Life, available at level 13. As a Faggot, your character will be rendered incapable of opening more player slots through sex, (which is a huge bonus if you think about it) as you can only engage another player in such if the character is the same gender as your own. Faggots are despised by everybody.
Emo - The necromancer class of Life, available at level 13. Emos are recognizable by backwards mullets and black clothing items, don't do anything, and usually end their game around level 16 with their self-mutilation ability.
Priest - The monk class of Life, available at level 25, but only if the player has chosen the Christianity Religion. Priests are required to live in assigned places near churches, where they encourage everybody to worship the game's creator. An interesting side note is that most Priests have Pedophile as a secondary class.
Terrorist - The rogue class of Life, automatically assigned if the player chooses the Islam religion. Terrorists are recognizable by wearing bath robes on their heads. Terrorists, upon losing all hit points, will be assigned to Hell unless they lost all hit points in the process of using their Suicide Bomb ability and successfully killing at least 100 people, in which case they will be rewarded with 1,000 internets and 72 virgins.
Midget Boofer - The dwarf class of Life, randomly assigned at character creation, but only if the player has chosen the Black race. These cocksuckers can steal hubcaps and sell them for crack money. Set out a watermelon filled with draino or rat poison if you want to get rid of them, or use a tiger trap to catch them live and have fun torturing them.
Netizen - The sorcerer class of Life, available at level 10. Netizens inhabit the Series of Tubes sublevel of the game. Netizens are incredibly difficult to find outside of such, as they are incredibly weak without their computers. Although this is listed as one class, there is actually a completely different world behind it. In the Series of Tubes, Netizens have somewhat of their own society made up of countless subclasses, such as Trolls, Hackers, and Noobs. Netizens were nonexistent until one of the more recent updates to the game. Due to their existence, the Series of Tubes has become a dangerous place for players inexperienced with it.
Man Child - The other class of Life, automatically assigned if the player has not chosen a class beyond the point at which any class is available. Man Childs are completely incapable of anything and will need to resort to getting gold either from their parents or the administration.
IRL Wizard - The oracle class of Life, assigned at random to players who have acquired the Batshit Insane attribute. IRL Wizards possess actual in-game magic, but can only perform such feats in the complete absence of other players.
Serial Killer - Arguably the best class in the game. They are usually charming, intelligent, and handsome. Although serial killers start out with basic perks such as Rape and Murder, they are rewarded with better perks (such as Necrophilia and Cannibalism) as they level up. The catch of this class is that they are required to be white males who were victims of abuse while playing in the Child class.
School Shooter - What a warrior is to a paladin. Though not as well adjusted, this class is capable of significantly higher DPS- but gets killed much faster. They often lack the charm and looks of the Serial Killer, but have significantly higher Agility and Ranged Weaponry skill. This class was once also restricted to characters of the "White" race and "Childhood Abuse" backstory, but the developers of the game recently changed this to encourage diversity and to balance the game.
-
The Child class. -
The Businessman class. -
The Loser class. -
The Retard class. -
The Pedophile class. -
The Faggot class. -
The Emo class. -
The Priest class. -
The Terrorist class. -
The Midget Boofer class. -
The Netizen class. -
-
The IRL Wizard class. -
The Serial Killer class.
-
The School Shooter class. -
Your class.
Religions
In addition to character classes, players are also given the option of choosing a Religion to follow. Every Religion comes with its pros and cons, and each affect gameplay in different ways. But don't worry, it's all bullshit created by ancient goat fuckers.
Christianity - Moderated by Jebus, the son of the game's creator, and one of the more popular Religions. Being a Christian allows you access to Heaven after your character has lost all hit points. However, Christians are required to see a Priest once every seven in-game days or you will be banished to Hell once you have lost all hit points.
Judaism - Jews are instantly recognizable by their enormous noses, big hats, black suits, and the pubic hair on their heads. Jews are totally incapable of spending gold. All Jews are banished to Hell upon losing all hit points. Jews also are incapable of consuming pork food items.
Islam - Like Judaism, followers of this religion, called Muslims, are incapable of consuming pork. They believe in the game's creator but call him Allah. All Muslims are automatically assigned to the terrorist class.
Satanism - An inverted take on Christianity where the goal is not to worship God, but to worship Satan instead. Sadly, most people in this guild are egotistical dickheads and only worship themselves. They read shitty books written by characters like Anton Lavey.
Theistic Satanism - The real satanists of the game. The few questlines found from the guild lead to extremely high rewards, such as extra gold and bonuses to INT and SPI stats for your character. However, you run a very high chance of accidentally summoning demon mobs, infamous for extremely high levels and damage outputs. Knowledge of this sect are rare if not nil, and thus its very rare to encounter a player from one of its few guilds. Upon death, most players will rot in the ground forever. Some will ascend into Level ?? Boss monsters after becoming demons.
Hinduism - Hindus cannot consume the beef food item, but in turn are rewarded with infinite lives.
Buddhism - Basically the same as Hinduism, except Buddhists worship a big fat guy named Buddha.
Atheism - Atheists do not acknowledge the game's creator and are not placed in either Heaven nor Hell upon losing all hit points.
Confucianism - Nobody actually knows what this is.
Scientology - Scientologists are batshit insane and do not acknowledge the game's creator, claiming instead that Xenu, God's evil twin brother, was the one who created Life.
Perks
Perks are usually assorted to every player once they have spawned. They have no ability to change it unless the cranium gets damaged. 0.04% chance you will be re-assorted to a more reliable perk and 99.96% chance you will be taken down to a more useless perk.
Neurotypical - The most common perk a player will spawn with. You do not obtain any special abilities or any handy-caps. However, this is known to be one of the most versatile perks in the game since the communication and social skills can be increased quickly.
Asperger - You get a lot of dickhead- and asshole freecards. however many skills, especially social and communication levels takes a lot longer to rank up in.
Psychoactive - At random intervals, the player is given different communication abilities which either result in intelligent comebacks, rage, or save glitches. Tourette's Guy is a notable player who has this perk.
Asperger Magnetism - The player will take longer to level up. Creativity level increases but the player will be easily subdued into a media based clan and develop lolcow syndrome. Lolcow syndrome makes players react more violently towards different class opinions, resulting in idiocy level increasing and viewable by other players around the server. These types of clan groups will tag the players dependent on their franchise. These player tags include Furry, Brony, Wapanese/Otaku, Sonifag, and Gaiafags. Chris Chan is a famous and prime example of this perk in action.
Autism Plus - Give the player the ability to collect tonnes of data and uses it towards a skilled advantage as he/she progresses throughout the game. However, chat room accessibility becomes limited along with slow progression in the communication and social ranks. See this perk in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVqRT_kCOLI
Deformity - Isn't really a good perk. Just makes the player unable to level up in some areas and glitch the character modal. Usually obtained by hits taken to the cranium (if the player fails to get killed/an hero) or the host player creating a genetic glitch before spawning the player (this process can be cancelled). Famous glitched players include Adalia Rose, Brian Peppers, Rocky Dennis, Juliana Wetmore, TsimFuckis, and many more.
Guido/Douchebag - Social, Communication, and Charm levels are dramaticly increased. However, IQ level drops and the player has to choose the "Faggot" class in order for this to take effect.
Retard - This perk gives an extra chromosome point to your inventory and will be automatically taken the "Retard" class. However, levelling up in all the skill areas will be twice as hard.
IRL Troll - Much like the Neurotypical perk, but ups the creativity level and give the player the characteristic of frustrating and offending other players due to being in different player classes. Awesome and an addictive perk to work with but you lose an alliance with players who have alternative perks. You can however use this to your advantage by trolling them (especially if they develop lolcow syndrome). The greater the reaction the more experience you get.
Factions
Characters are able to join several different factions in the game based on their attributes. Factions can be based on PVP, trading, consumables, grinding, and moar:
Nazis: The biggest trolls in the history of the game, second to the Commies that is. They were close to destroying the Jew race and ensuring the economy and AC of the game were stabilized. Sadly, were murdered by the American and European races.
Aliens: Secret l33t hax0rz from outer space sent to spy on your character, abduct him, and probe his anus for hidden treasures.
Illuminati: A group made of a reptile-human hybrid species that controls every server and steers the course of the game's history.
Cops: The IRL moderators. They don't take kindly to any violation of the law; fantasy or reality. Known for using excessive force for any reason at all. Avoid them- and DO NOT talk to them.
FBI: A corrupt faction created by The Man to spy on and arrest you. They employ dirty tricks and tactics to reach their goals. Be careful, as one in every 250 players in your server is likely an active informant, being paid 400 gold a day to snitch you out.
ISIS: A rapidly emerging group representing the "Islam" religion. Created and funded by the high ranking NPCs from the "America" map to justify more PVP raids and Oil revenue for the elite.
GNAA: A close-knit and secret clan where only those of the "Nigger" race and "Gay" perk are allowed. The GNAA is dedicated to preserving, protecting and advancing the rights of Gay niggers throughout the server. Most of the inner circle are those of the IRL Troll class, but have gone quiet in recent years.
NPC:s
Child - IRL Tamagotchis which you must constantly ear rape. Killing them grants you little EXP, and will drastically reduce your karma and reputation in the game world.
Friends - Intimate acquiantance who claim to care about you, but abandon you in your hour of need. If your character has high enough stamina, he can play the Sex minigame with ones of the opposite or same gender, depending on the sexual orientation and luck stat of your character.
Cops - The guards of the 'villages' you frequent. A lulzy bug on the American server only allows the guards to attack and kill only the Nigger class. If you have chosen any other class, you are free to commit any crimes without getting in shit with the guards. Usually are armed with overpowered weapons.
Niggers - Thieves that will constantly try to cut your purse or initiate battle scenes with your character. Avoid them at all costs. They are very dangerous since they can easily access weapons normal players will have a hard time getting.
Jew - The goblins / bankers of the game. Kill them or steal from them to accumulate gold fast, which you can use to buy a Gun at a local Weapon shop.
Your mom - The character that spawned you. Rape her for the lulz.
Your dad - abused you, so you developed daaaddy issues and became a Feminist.
Notable Players
President Donald Trump - God Emperor of Life, he ascends the king niggers position of admin and became God Emperor.
Cho Seung Hui - He beat the game.
Omar Mateen - He usurped the high score of Cho in the America map, and survived a * * * * * star wanted level for 3 hours.
Manuel Uribe - Broke the record of highest experience points count at 1200 exp.
Moses - Banned after exploiting ten cheat codes on the Egyptian server.
You - Your character, currently holding the lowest score.
God - Super admin/skydaddy, He created the game, and every so often uses his cheat codes on us.
Jews - Taking all your Jew Gold, used to do ANYTHING in life.
Josef Fritzl - Achieved the highest pedophiliac score.
Osama Bin Laden - Achieved the highest terroristic score.
Martin Bryant - The only retard on record who has won the game. He also won it in 90 seconds, the fastest speed run ever achieved.
Adolf Hitler - Player with the highest score. (Bullshit. Josef Stalin beat him.)
Anders Behring Breivik - The highest score achieved by a currently active player.
Success
Few people who have played the game have actually beat it. They have achieved so by using the ability gifted to you at Level 16 to kill everyone around you, and then yourself. Once you do so, you are given the rank Hero. However, at that point you have no remaining lives so it essentially means nothing. Most people don't choose to do this, though, because they're either fucking retarded or pussies. To beat the game you must complete this prime objective.
If you don't achieve this, then the winner is announced by the next time the server resets.
Leaderboards
|
|
See: High Score |
An up-to-date list of the global leaderboards is stored on this site and is kept regularly updated, categorized by method of technique. Can you make it onto the list?
Controversy
Negative Utilitarianism
Negative utilitarians argue that all players should game over in order to end suffering (either forced or voluntarily). Antinatalism is a weak form of Negative Utilitarianism that argues that everyone should stop having kids and that breeders are everything wrong with everything. Antinatalism is the most popular on the internet and has caused lots of drama. If these individuals ever gained power over nuclear weapons they would most definitely delete fucking everyone's profiles; ironically new players would eventually evolve and there is also the possibility of aliens living and suffering somewhere in the universe.[1]
Suffering is a part of the game, and these people reject it.
—G. K. Chesterton thinks that killing babies is not good |
Environmentalism
Environmentalists complain that life has become broken, because it has been made too noobfriendly; thus, they want to reverse this process. Most notable, normal mounts have become too easy accessible and underpriced, radically altering the in-game economy in the process. Flying and boat mounts are also more and more surmountable. Some say these people are full of crap because if they really believed this, they would have put their money where their mouths are and moved to the more harcore grinding zones of the world. Major concerns have been risen over the overpopulation of the servers, causing massive lag on a consistent basis.
Cheat Codes
- See also: Life hacks
Physical cheats
- /redsea
- cross large bodies of water without the risk of drowning (first implemented by Moses; prior to this, entering water meant instant death).
- /pill
- engage another player in sexual intercourse without the possibility of opening another player slot.
- /bulimia
- consume large amounts of food items without gaining exp.
- /roids
- increases muscle points.
- /rickroll
- causes other players to lose the game.
- /viagra
- gives players extra slots for sex.
- /domesticviolence
- Removes a woman's Adultery ability and disables her from resisting to give the player a blowjob or make him a sandwich.
- /fakeid
- Gives underaged players the ability to enter strip clubs, purchase alcohol, and purchase cigarettes.
- /gun
- easily end of the player's game or others' games
- /torrent
- get digital media that you would otherwise have to pay for
Mental cheats
- /420blaze
- increases happiness points temporarily by smoking weed. WARNING: Some mods may ban users of this cheat for enjoying this luxury.
- /lsd
- increases imagination points, allowing players to perform tasks such as painting or writing songs with ease.
- /painkiller
- invulnerability for 60 minutes. WARNING: Overuse of this cheat code will end your game immediately.
- /tulpa
- Spawns a compainon that is only detectable on the your screen (this is a difficult cheat).
- /bux
- increases happiness points
- /psyops
- allows players to psychologically manipulate others to get what you wants
- /psycho
- increases success points
Gameplay
Strategy Guides
-
-
-
-
How to deal with pigs -
Avoiding Tourist Scams -
How to use the AC well -
How To Be A Nigger -
In case your character learns time travel, we also got that covered. -
How To Remember Shit -
Guide to 'Drug' consumables -
Different crafting recipes for alcoholic items to sell or consume
See Also
External links
|
Life is part of a series on MMORPGs. | [Ding!] |
 |
Life is part of a series on Life [Go Live One] |
 | ||||||||
| ||||||||||