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Lights, camera, Allahu akbar!
Never a dull moment

Mujahideen is the plural of Mujahid, the Arabic word for "one who does Jihad." Jihad, of course, is the Arabic word for "struggle," especially a spiritual terrorist struggle, but is often used pejoratively: in combination with memes such as "the War on Terror," 9/11, "Islamo-Fascism," as well as the (common) names of anyone doing anything that Israel and the The Jewnited States of Americunts don't like.

Among Muslim freedom fighters faggots, however, it is a favourable and beautiful concept akin to the American Revolutionary War of 1776 when the upstart Americunt colonials rose up against the brutality of paying taxes, and - in cahoots with the French - waged a guerilla campaign to rid the country of oppression. The most well known tactics include hiding behind babies and blowing themselves up.

Background

Since Israel ordered the JewSA to exterminate Islam, the resistance fighters of Afghanistan and Iraq, not to mention Algeria, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Chechnya, Palestine and other places, have created a large number of inspirational videos designed to make jihadis feel strong and like they are on the right track. The videos usually show young Arab guys or grizzled old Taliban veterans scurrying around in some bushes, firing cannon at a military base, shooting down a helicopter, waiting for a tank to run over a huge bomb. For Americans and others who only get to see the "Coalition's" side of the fighting, with all the sappy drama about "The Troops," and the propaganda nonsense of how they are "fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here," it is actually pretty interesting to see things from the perspective of the freedom fighters furfags (why else would someone camp in the mountains/desert with a bunch of bearded men?) , even if you don't agree with them 100%, or think both sides are retarded.

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Most of these videos are accompanied by semi-hypnotic Islamic songs called "nasheed," which have inspiring lyrics about the promises of martyrdom. You can imagine these dudes strapping on a suicide vest full of bombs, cranking up a great nasheed on the IPod and walking into police headquarters.

 
 
Wake up... Wake up O brothers!

As Allah has opened the door.

Wake up... Wake up O brothers!
As Allah has opened the door.

The door of al-Firdaws (Paradise) awaits while my soul is overwhelmed with the melody of the beautiful hope.

The door of al-Firdaws (Paradise) awaits while my soul is overwhelmed with the melody of the beautiful hope.

... Is overwhelmed with the melody of the beautiful hope.


March in the path and do not languish and ignore the subservient and the doubtful (of your way).

March in the path and do not languish and ignore the subservient and the doubtful (of your way).

Discard the existing life and perfect your work in the religion of Allah, the All-Forgiving.

... In the religion of Allah, the All-Forgiving.


Wake up... Wake up O brothers! As Allah has opened the door.

The door of al-Firdaws (Paradise) awaits while my soul is overwhelmed with the melody of the beautiful hope.

The door of al-Firdaws (Paradise) awaits while my soul is overwhelmed with the melody of the beautiful hope.

... Is overwhelmed with the melody of the beautiful hope.


Prepare darts, white swords and spears for the infidelity. Prepare darts, white swords and spears for the infidelity.

And take (O swords and spears) from our enemies their red hearts and necks.

... Their red hearts and necks.


Wake up... Wake up O brothers! As Allah has opened the door.

The door of al-Firdaws (Paradise) awaits while my soul is overwhelmed with the melody of the beautiful hope.

The door of al-Firdaws (Paradise) awaits while my soul is overwhelmed with the melody of the beautiful hope.

Let the blood flow abundantly in the ground like a running wild river.

Let the blood flow abundantly in the ground like a running wild river.


Repeatedly tell the world: This is the real meaning of terrorism.

This is the real meaning of terrorism.
This is the real meaning of terrorism.
This is the real meaning of terrorism.
This is the real meaning of terrorism.
This is the real meaning of terrorism.
 


 

As-sallamu al-Intifada

Cinematography

As the camera pans the scenes of carnage, you can usually hear a crescendo of revolutionary quotes, such as "Allahu Akbar!" ("God is the most great!") or "Bism'illah ir'Rahman ir'Rahim" ("In the name of Allah, most compassionate, most merciful"). The irony of the latter phrase is lost on them.

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Afghanistan

Chechnya

Iraq

Al-Qaeda

Lyrics originally ascribed to Al-Qaeda in Iraq (QKM), but now a jihadi nasheed that is used by all such anti-Imperialist groups (financed by the north). Most of them have lyrics that are pretty much along these lines, some (such as the Patriotic Front) with more of the Qur'an in them.


ذكرىالمعاركوالشهادةهيجت
شوقيالىدارالخلـــودالباقيــه
وزئيراسداللهفيالساحاتكــم
يبــديحنيــنيللجهـــادعلانيــــا
يالهفنفسيبالجهــادفكمبهــا
منحسرةفيمامضىمنحاليـــا
فلأجــلديــناللهبعترغائبي
وقداشتريتبهاالجنانالعاليه
لاارتجيعيشارغيداهانئــا
اوسلوةفيذيالديارالفانيه
بلارتجيعيشافيظلمعارك
للحــقفيـــهاصـــولةمتفانيـــا
حتــىانــالشهــادةفــيعــــزة
وتضمدالحورالحسانجراحيـــا
رباهبعناكالنفوسبجنـــة
فاسكبالهيفيالجهاددمائي َ
فلقداحاطتنيالذنوبومالها
الاالشهادةكيتكفرمابي َ
رباهرباهالشهادةارتجــي
فاجببفضلكياكريمدعائـي

The memories of fighting and martyrdom set my heart on fire and a desire for the Paradise of eternity

And the voices of the lions of Allah in the battles make my desire for Jihad obvious to everyone.

My soul is so yearning for Jihad and my soul regrets all its sins

And for Islam, I let go luxury to buy Paradise with it.

I don't ask for luxurious life; nor am I asking for pleasant company in this life.

But I ask for the life of fighting where the truth prevails.

Until I'm martyred with honor and the girls of Paradise will heal my wounds,

O Allah I gave you my soul for Paradise, so let my blood be shed in Jihad.

I have many sins and my only chance to be purified is martyrdom.

O Allah I am praying for martyrdom, so with your grace Allah let it be!

See also

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