Moon Man

Moon Man is a meme rapper and former MickeyDees mascot stirring up epic lulz. Created last Thursday on YTMND using gifs of an 80s McDonald's TV mascot, Mac Tonight, he/it started off a rather innocent fad, but user Farkle brought him to fame by trolling black persons with blatantly racist statements/threats of violence (most often chanting "K-K-K!") using a text-to-speech program. They say it's his nonchalant delivery that drives it home. In the past, his iconic image also been been hijacked through YouTube by Anonymous in their tryhard battle against Scientology, as well as informing Chanology's newfags how they were doing it wrong.

Recently, his (s)hit single "Notorious KKK" (too hot for youtube btw, mirror pls) has catapulted him to fame on wholesome, well meaning, internet communities such as 8chan and 4chan's /pol/. Riding on the success, or rather, the infamy of said single, Moonman released his first full length "White Power Hip-Hop" LP, WhiteTopia, with the help of the Moon Crew.

Failed Assassination Attempt on Moon Man

AT&T's policy on forbidding naughty words.

Step 2: Receive b&

Recently, AT&T b& users from making Moon Man audio clips by adding a list of censored words. Trying to make a voice-to-text file that contains the words "Moon Man" will get you this warning.

	“	Error This error message indicates the submitted text contains objectionable language. While we would rather not pay attention to what people choose to hear, there have been instances of individuals producing extremely offensive audio and distributing it on the web, which by the way is a violation of the usage policy. Please note that these restrictions are imposed by the website, not by the synthesizer. Also note that you can purchase the synthesizer for personal use. See the FAQ page for further details. If you received this message in error please report the problem to the site administrator (with text) via the SEND FEEDBACK button.	„

ATTENTION: There's an uncensored version of the AT&T Text-to-Speech Demo here: http://www.wizzardsoftware.com/att_NV_demo.php

and also here: http://www.naturalreaders.com/index.html

You may now go back to raping niggers. KKK KKK KKK KKK

Origins

The TL;DW story of Moon Man is that Moon Man was the spokesman for McDonnalds, made millions to support him and his mother. However McDonalds retarded nigger leadership who is responsible for the high quality of McDonalds, got rid of the only thing at McDonalds that wasn't gayer than faggots at an aids convention. After comming home from losing his job he comes home to find a Nigger raping his mother, and found the strength to unleash the white furry.

TL;DR? Watch the 5 part documentary you dumb nigger humping faggot.

Part 1: when life was simple

Part 2:Fucking up a winning formula

Part 3: The end of Mac Tonight

Part 4:I'll show you KKK. KKK! KKK! KKK!

Part 5:The rise of MOONMAN

The multiple Mooniverse theory

On YTMND there are multiple contradicting Moon Man sites that contradict each other with the only consistency being Moon Man's hatred of niggers. This can be explained a rip in time and space that caused multiple universes, or as they are reffered to when talking about Moon Man, Mooniverses

Triple K Mafia

The Tripple K Mafia is a rap group consisting of Moon Man and many other people, but only 3 or 4 worth giving a shit about. Their behaviors differ depending on which Mooniverse the Triple K Mafia is in. Members include:

Sun Man - He's a nigger. Sometimes he is moon mans "friend", other times they are mortal enemies. Moon Man is often disgusted by his nigger ways. If this makes no sense, think of it this way: If Moon Man is going to kill every nigger on earth, Sun Man is the nigger he plans on killing last.

Audrina Patridge - While originally being adverse to Moon Man's racist ways, over time she too gave up social justice and began chanting KKK herself. She uses the potential promise of her pussy to get Moon Man to do her bidding, which never works because Moon Man don't play that shit.

Charles Moonington - A crumpet eating faggot. He has no real personality other than being English and worthless as a beta cuck punching bag. He is only kept around to be abused

Other "members" There are others who appear often in different Mooniverses: Pedro the spic, Creepy Clown Face, Hans the German, Star Man, etc. but no one fucking cares about them because they are shit and anyone who does is a faggot.