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Atlanta or Asslanta, is the capital and most populous city of the fake "Georgia," as well as home of the EFN and scene for many episodes of LiveJournal drama. My mom says there's a lot of black people in Atlanta, so nothing of value will be lost once the Union reaches it.
During the Civil War, Asslanta was burned to the ground. It rose from the ashes 100 years later to provide the world with a haven for chinless douchebag refugees from cities like Los Angeles, New York, and Chicago, while also boasting the world's most godawful soul-sucking airport. After visiting Atlanta for more than a week, usually due to a layover at Hartsfield, most non-residents attempt to burn the city to the ground again.
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Quinton Reviews 4 days ago |
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Someone has been a busy little BEAVER ♥
Saddest story ever: dude on our forum likes all his own posts with three sockpuppets and pretends to be an 18 year old girl for six months to flirt with people in exchange for more likes. Succeeds in seducing a lesbian
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- ...The Pope needs to learn that Religion and Politics don't mix, that he needs to quit questioning our Great God Emperor Trump and an old man doing a 6-7 greeting ain't gonna score him any Little Boys when the Meme is Dead and buried?
- ...It's Faggot Month. Don't you feel better about coming out of the Closet?
- ...On May 3, 2026 a group of Christian Dwarves did a Speedrun on the $cientology L.A. headquarters looking for Tom Cruise?
- ...On May 8, 1945 the Western Allied Forces defeated the Nazis and made the good part of Germany their Bitch?
- ...that live streamer Johnny Somali couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the World's Smartest Nigger and appealed a sweetheart Prison sentence?
- ...that some stupid bitch got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by Instagram and Facebook?
- ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
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