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==Children Of Concerned Mothers==
==Children Of Concerned Mothers==


Due to their own sense of [[unwarranted self importance|self-confidence]] generated through their [[you|often unsuccessful]] efforts, concerned mothers are often ignorant to the fact that their actions will greatly increase the chance that their children may grow up [[Lolcow|suffering ridicule]]. If this is not their parent's fault directly, it will be due to the lack of life knowledge that has been forced upon them, or an adverse effect encountered while [[trying too hard]] to defy mommy dearest.
Due to their own sense of [[male feminist|self-confidence]] generated through their [[you|often unsuccessful]] efforts, concerned mothers are often ignorant to the fact that their actions will greatly increase the chance that their children may grow up [[Lolcow|suffering ridicule]]. If this is not their parent's fault directly, it will be due to the lack of life knowledge that has been forced upon them, or an adverse effect encountered while [[trying too hard]] to defy mommy dearest.


Yes, in fact despite what they apparently stand for, they never actually inspire their kids to do well in life. Their children typically try to gain back the reputations that they have been deprived of and partake in any social activity that their mother may disapprove of. This includes becoming [[stoner|drug addicts]], making the [[juggalo|wrong type of friends]], and participating in [[orgy|sexual activites]]. Many often just [[Autism|give up on life early and spend the remainder of their days at home under mommy's watchful eye]], randomly browsing [[b|4chan]] in between video game playing sessions. Those fitting the latter category also tend to fall far too easily for trollbait with less than desirable results, after which their first instinct is to cry to mom, who in turn will hammer the troll e-mails requesting [[dox|personal information]] to discuss punishments with their mom or halfassed insults for hurting their [[special snowflake]]. Such an event will commonly result in the child [[Virginia Tech Massacre|shooting up his school and killing himself]] because he knows he can never return to that one chat room to discuss [[Twilight]] and roleplay as Stephenie Meyer's characters like [[Mary Sue|Bella]] and [[fag|Edward]] as he will get [[pwnt]] again to an even greater extent. Contrary to popular belief, a skilled troll will not [[troll's remorse|feel bad]] if he has adhered to [[I did it for the lulz|the code]]. If the troll feels remorse, then it probably wasn't an actual trolling.  Undoubtedly, it was a civil conversation that the troll in question had pleasantly corrected the victim on his spelling or grammatical mistake, to ensure that future generations will not continue to [[epic fail]] in such a manner. This will still cause the concerned mother and the overprotected child to feel [[butthurt]].
Yes, in fact despite what they apparently stand for, they never actually inspire their kids to do well in life. Their children typically try to gain back the reputations that they have been deprived of and partake in any social activity that their mother may disapprove of. This includes becoming [[stoner|drug addicts]], making the [[juggalo|wrong type of friends]], and participating in [[orgy|sexual activites]]. Many often just [[Autism|give up on life early and spend the remainder of their days at home under mommy's watchful eye]], randomly browsing [[b|4chan]] in between video game playing sessions. Those fitting the latter category also tend to fall far too easily for trollbait with less than desirable results, after which their first instinct is to cry to mom, who in turn will hammer the troll e-mails requesting [[dox|personal information]] to discuss punishments with their mom or halfassed insults for hurting their [[special snowflake]]. Such an event will commonly result in the child [[Virginia Tech Massacre|shooting up his school and killing himself]] because he knows he can never return to that one chat room to discuss [[Twilight]] and roleplay as Stephenie Meyer's characters like [[Mary Sue|Bella]] and [[fag|Edward]] as he will get [[pwnt]] again to an even greater extent. Contrary to popular belief, a skilled troll will not [[troll's remorse|feel bad]] if he has adhered to [[I did it for the lulz|the code]]. If the troll feels remorse, then it probably wasn't an actual trolling.  Undoubtedly, it was a civil conversation that the troll in question had pleasantly corrected the victim on his spelling or grammatical mistake, to ensure that future generations will not continue to [[epic fail]] in such a manner. This will still cause the concerned mother and the overprotected child to feel [[butthurt]].
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