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Many people are aware of just how batshit insane and devoid of all sense of reason [[Deviantart]] and its tardlets can be. They are known to be crazy and obsessed with meaningless shit like [[Adventure Time and Regular Show|shows that aren't even aimed at their own target demographic]], the infinite rants of drama and emo attention whores who's biggest dilemma in their whole lives is [[nobody cares|who to ship with who]] or pondering with their lens flared self-insert if they're ranting about their obsession of the week enough or not. Another recent dilemma for the tardlets is "just how many Epilepsy-inducing gifs can one post on their Tumblr before they're overdoing it?" Hint: [[fuck you|None at all! Keep posting | Many people are aware of just how batshit insane and devoid of all sense of reason [[Deviantart]] and its tardlets can be. They are known to be crazy and obsessed with meaningless shit like [[Adventure Time and Regular Show|shows that aren't even aimed at their own target demographic]], the infinite rants of drama and emo attention whores who's biggest dilemma in their whole lives is [[nobody cares|who to ship with who]] or pondering with their lens flared self-insert if they're ranting about their obsession of the week enough or not. Another recent dilemma for the tardlets is "just how many Epilepsy-inducing gifs can one post on their Tumblr before they're overdoing it?" Hint: [[fuck you|None at all! Keep posting infinite browser crashing images non-stop, everyone loves that twitchy shit!]] | ||
And then, out of all of [[emo|the]] [[camwhore|usual]] [[weeaboos|suspects]] [[furries|you]] [[hipsters|could]] [[sonic|choose]] [[Kingdom Hearts|from]], you find a tardlet like 7jackass77. | And then, out of all of [[emo|the]] [[camwhore|usual]] [[weeaboos|suspects]] [[furries|you]] [[hipsters|could]] [[sonic|choose]] [[Kingdom Hearts|from]], you find a tardlet like 7jackass77. | ||
Revision as of 06:50, 19 September 2012
Many people are aware of just how batshit insane and devoid of all sense of reason Deviantart and its tardlets can be. They are known to be crazy and obsessed with meaningless shit like shows that aren't even aimed at their own target demographic, the infinite rants of drama and emo attention whores who's biggest dilemma in their whole lives is who to ship with who or pondering with their lens flared self-insert if they're ranting about their obsession of the week enough or not. Another recent dilemma for the tardlets is "just how many Epilepsy-inducing gifs can one post on their Tumblr before they're overdoing it?" Hint: None at all! Keep posting infinite browser crashing images non-stop, everyone loves that twitchy shit!
And then, out of all of the usual suspects you could choose from, you find a tardlet like 7jackass77.
Who's in love with a serial killer.
A real serial killer.
Who's really, really obsessed with this serial killer, wants to fuck him, writes really shitty self-inserting fanfiction about the two of them and if you don't like that FUCK YOU.
No, this can't be for real. It's got to be a tro- no, it is? FUCK.
The dude in question
"MY JEFF" was not only into rape, dismemberment, necrophilia and cannibalism, but also adored killing animals and putting their heads on a stake as a past-time. Adorable. He also adored raping both straight and gay men (and occasionally shota) so not only 7jackass77 wouldn't be on his hit list, but he wouldn't even pay attention to her, because Jeffrey was a massive faggot.
—Don't ask what a nody body is. Might be the tool Jeffery used to lure the boys to the yard late at night. | ||
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Yes, this is for real
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You ask, we deliver. -
I wonder who are these "we" people she keeps talking about? Probably the voices in her head. -
A tardlet, talking sense? -
Unfortunately, it does seem to be for realz. -
That poor AC/DC shirt. -
NO U KNEED HALP -
Of course some animu had to show up somehow. Are you really surprised? -
It's probably not even her. Google Image Search is your best friend! -
How 7jackass77 sees her beloved waifu, "Jeff". -
How he looked like before his inmate killed him.
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