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[[File:Nazi_flag.jpg|thumb|500px|center|The Danish flag.]]
[[Image:nazi_denmark_flag.png|frame|center|The flag of Denmark, Dannebrog, which was created over 2000 years ago.]]
<div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;right:0;z-index:100">[[File:prinsgemalen.jpeg|120px]] </div>
[[Image:hitler_anne_frank.png|thumb|King Christian the 10th with his wife Louise of Sweden. King of Denmark 1940-1945]]
[[Image:stein_bagger_king_of_denmark.png|thumb|The leader of Denmark 1946-2013.]]
[[Image:Police buying weed (text).jpg|thumb|The people of Copenhagen are so laid-back even the police buys weed]]
[[Image:Dane(EDIT).jpg|thumb|An avarage dane outside of Copenhagen]]
'''Denmark''' (not to be confused with [[Holland]]), is a country, which lies in the deep ruins of Northern Europe.


The country is ran by the supreme leader, [[Hitler|'''Stein Bagger''']].
[[Image:Denmark.png|thumb|The actual representation of Denmark.]]
[[Image:Scandinavia.png|thumb|The actual representation of Scandinavia.]]
[[Image:Danish_cartoons.jpg|thumb|[[Muslims|Towel-heads]] <s>hate</s> love Denmark. That's why <s>nobody knows why</s> they go there.]]
[[Image:Danes.jpg|thumb|Danes nowadays [[fail]] at dominating other countries.]]
[[Image:Queen_Margrethe_II.jpg|thumb|Queen Margrethe II, Denmark's most famous [[porn]] star.]]
[[Image:Danish_New_York.jpg|thumb|How New York would look if it was Danish.]]
[[Image:Danish_propaganda.jpg|thumb|Danish Propeganda.]]


In opposition to the <s>retarded</s> well thought out alcohol law of the [[Sweden|Swedes]], the danish kids can buy alcohol at 16 so they can be '''kool kids'''.
Denmark is a [[boring]] ass country with nothing but [[Arab|Sand niggers]] and [[snow]]. The government picks up the snow from Greenland to get rid of the Sand niggers, but it doesn't help. Therefore they send some of them to Iceland. Also, the danes once were vikings, but the organization of banned [[NAMBLA]] members named [[EU]] decided that Denmark should be [[Fucktard|civilized]] like the rest of the [[Gay|wonderful]] countries in [[Europe]], so now they [[fail]] at raping other countries (as shown at one of the pictures to the right). The vikings went sailing in their boats to what they called "[[Britfag]] Land" to [[rape]] their [[Bitch|women]] and raid their homes for the <s>l00t</s> [[lulz]]. But one thing do the danes still have in common with the vikings... they all start drinking at the age of [[13]].
Also weed is <s>legal</s> in the country's capital. They even have a street named ''''Pusherstreet'''' or as its official name is ''''Green Light District'''', where marijuana can <s>legally</s> easily be purchased.
The Danish language consists of throwing up and making wierd noises.


[[Image:christania_green_light_district.jpeg|frame|center|The sign to Pusherstreet or whatever the fuck you wanna call it]]
==History==
[[Lego|Legoland]] (also known as Denmark) is a small [[communist]] country in [[Scandinavia]]. It is ruled by an old whore named Queen Margrethe II who's gonna die in a few years from alcoholic diseases. Denmark is known for making [[Shit nobody cares about|Lego, the letters ]][[Æ]][[Shit nobody cares about|ØÅ]] and the [[Muhammad Cartoons]]. They spend 26% of their lifes on drinking, 57% of their lifes sleeping after they drink and 17% of their life on [[life]].


==Denmark information and stuff==
Basic education in Denmark is still l00ting school, a holdover from Viking times. To pass ninth grade, you must l00t 3 things from your burning teacher, while raping his women, cursing his art and being [[Over 9000|over 9000%]] drunk at the same time. This makes Danish culture rather similar to that of the [[negro]].
Total Area: 1250 square kilometres


Total Population: <s>'''2,180,945 as of January 15th, 1943'''</s> 283,590 as of March 4th, 1946.
==Politics==
Denmark's politics is based on 3 paragraphs, as no Dane is capable of being in charge of the country (apart from the alcoholic and narcotic Queen Margrethe II and Lars Løkke Rasmussen who doesn't do shit anyway).


Jewish Population: <s>7590 as of January 15th, 1040</s> '''0''' as of January 18th, 1946.
§1 - l00t


Language: Swahili and American English
§1.1 - 1 kg of l00t or less counts for 50 xp.


Eye color: Blue or you will have a bad day.
§1.2 - 1-5 kg of l00t counts for 100 xp.


==Useless Information==
§1.3 - 5-10 kg of l00t counts for 250 xp and the amount of kg in spareribs.


In '''Denmark''' [[child porn]] was legal in the 70's, so it was a perfect country for [[Pedophiles|Benedict XVI]], since then Denmark has caught up on the rest of Europe, and the western part of the world, and is now as gay as [[Germany]].
§1.4 - 10 kg of l00t counts for 500 xp and the amount of kg in spareribs.


Fuck you western world.


==The Regions of Denmark==
§2 - Rape


Denmark is divided into three main parts.
§2.1 - Rape a [[Bitch|woman]] and finish under 5 minutes counts for 50 xp.


Part one being the capital Copenhagen, Sealand, the home of: "Really laid-back hippie cool stoner vikings".
§2.2 - Rape a [[Bitch|woman]] and finish in 5-10 minutes counts for 100 xp.


The '''second part''' being '''Fyn''', where.. Well... Fuck Fyn.
§2.3 - Rape a [[Bitch|woman]] and finish in 10-30 minutes counts for 200 xp and the amount of minutes will count as  - (minus) in Øre (the Danish cent) in your taxes (example: 30 minutes will - (minus) 30 Øre or 4 cent everytime you pay taxes.


The '''third part''' is the <s>Jylland/Jutland</s> [[Afghanistan]] of Denmark.
§2.4 - Rape a [[Bitch|woman]] and finish in 60 minutes or more for 400 xp and the amount of minutes will count as  - (minus) in Øre (the Danish cent) in your taxes (example: 60 minutes will - (minus) 60 Øre (1 krone) or 8 cent everytime you pay taxes.


There is also the Faroe Islands, Greenland and Bornholm, but let's be honest. Who the fuck gives a fuck about the fucking Faroe Islands?


The only place which is not shitty is of course Copenhagen.
§3 - [[Wimmins]]


[[Image:homeless_romania.jpg|frame|center|This is how a normal person lives in Jutland/Jylland/Afghanistan]]
§3.1 - If your bitch says [[no]] to your request, you either hit it, cap it's head off or [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]].


==Christania==
§3.2 - [[Wimmins]] imported from Amsterdam, Germany and Sweden can be rented from 09:00-03:00 (9 am to 3 am) from the Copenhagen City Hall for 250 kr. ($43). Delivery costs 50 kr. ($9) extra.


Christania is the only place in Denmark where belgian chocolate can be sold
==Economy==
[[Image:hoeng-shit.jpg|thumb|right|Stupid shit cheeses]].


[[Image:chocolatecake.jpg|thumb|This is where belgian chocolate is sold, as well as cigarettes filled with normal tobacco.]]
[[Image:Danmarkdwarfed.jpg|thumb|Mr President compares cock size with Dane Viceroy Fog Rasmussen]]
Denmark's main export is Legos; second to that are dairy products, followed closely by cartoons of Muhammad. The Danes were great [[Rapists|looters]] [[Last_Thursday|back in the day]], and there are a small remaining group of [[Vikings]] who have avoided contact with the modern world and have been known to raid merchant ships bound for Narvik, Norway.


It is strictly forbidden to sell cigarettes anywhere else in Denmark.
The only things that Danes import are [[Swedes]], who come, drink all the booze in the country, and piss everywhere. This, of course, angers the used-to-be-vikings, but because they are now [[fags|Socialist hippies]], they don't do anything about it.
Of course, [[marijuana]] isn't sold anywhere in Denmark.


Christania is not controlled by the government, and is being ran by its own government.
==Inventions==
Denmark's inventions are numerous and epic from Danish bacon and Danish pastry, to the [[pedo]] storyteller Hans Christian Anderson to Tycho Brahe's psychic midget Jebb and alcoholic pet [[furry|moose]], (who fell down the stairs whilst drunk and died), thus prophesying Fahrenheit 9/11.


By having its own government, it means that they don't get fucked over constantly because of Helle fucking Thorning (Leader of the Socialdemocratic-party).
==Language==
Every girl in Denmark likes charming dirty sentences, and here are one of the best.


Christania is filled with nature and shit that no one under 40 gives a shit about.
Your beautiful eyes make me think about my hairy balls - Dine smukke øjne får mig til at tænke på mine behårede boller.
[[Image:policechristania.jpg|thumb|The police is checking Christania for caramel, as caramel is illegal in Denmark.]]


==The Music of Denmark==
<center>'''The danish are also said to have uncanny skills in the language of Ænglisj:'''</center>
<center><youtube>anx9giJf3MI</youtube></center>


Denmark has a lot of skilled artists, such as Kidd, Razz, Medina and of course Emmelie De <s>Faggot</s> Forest.
==Equal Opportunity==
[[Image:Katja.gif|thumb|Denmark's biggest star.]]
Denmark is world famous for their woman friendly labor market. If a woman wants a job in Denmark, she just has to have an education from the porn industry and blonde hair. Actually only 56% of the women in Denmark are employed in the porn industry the rest are in prison, but about 1% are hardcore lesbos.


Danish music will never disappoint you.
==Food Culture in Denmark==
The average Dane eats whatever he/she can get with alcohol in/on it. This means, for example, that no normal Dane would have any problems drinking only beer for breakfast, anything else alcoholic goes just as well. And then just keep drinking beer the rest of the day until he/she passes out. The rich Danes, however, ''may'' exchange the alcohol with actual food. And then down some bottles o' wine for dessert.


<youtube>3KGBf2RZnk8</youtube>
==Gay Culture in Denmark==
[[Image:Blonde16oldgirl.jpeg|thumb|A typical 15 year old danish boy. A perfect candidate for man-boy [[rape]].]]
The gay culture in Denmark has expanded to a degree for which there are no words nor sentences to describe.  Too many young Danish boys seek to become gayer than the rest, resulting in [[gay]] bars having to invent membership systems to prevent their bars being overrun by what seems like a lot of [[homosexuals]], but most likely includes a significant number of what are in fact, very, very confused heterosexuals.  And now with the release of the award winning Danish film [[BRODERSKAB]], even the Nationalist Right, aka Neo-Nazis, are going gay.  That's right, two of the most unlikely bed fellows are now fucking like rabbits in Denmark.  It doesn't get any better than this.


<youtube>HK0xyJbuVYM</youtube>
==Racist culture in Denmark==


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Now apart from the above mentioned Gay-Neo-Nazism that is apparently flourishing in Denmark, there is also quite a bit of good old fashioned racism.  Here is some sensitive and insightful Danish commentary on our colored cousins:
<pre>
[00:19] ShadowCrush: srs DK is full of them
[00:20] ShadowCrush: they're "fleein'" from they battle they say
[00:20] ShadowCrush: thourgh, I know it's a tactic
[00:20] eins: ic
[00:20] eins: lol
[00:20] ShadowCrush: to DESTROY THE HUMANKIND!!!
[00:20] eins: OMFG
[00:20] ShadowCrush: they arn't humans
[00:20] eins: they are sand monkeys
[00:20] ShadowCrush: they're more like... monkeys
[00:20] ShadowCrush: yeah
[00:20] ShadowCrush: sand monkeys
[00:21] eins: lol
[00:21] eins: towel heads
[00:21] ShadowCrush: wam. sand monkeys?
[00:21] eins: lol
[00:21] ShadowCrush: nm
[00:21] ShadowCrush: they gotta be stopped
[00:21] ShadowCrush: send in China
[00:22] ShadowCrush: they gotta have the biggest army in world
[00:22] ShadowCrush: just why don't those sand monkeys have a brain?
[00:22] eins: i think they do
[00:22] eins: but its smaller
[00:23] ShadowCrush: what? they have a brain?
[00:23] ShadowCrush: where?
[00:23] ShadowCrush: since when?
[00:23] ShadowCrush: how?
[00:23] eins: its just small
[00:23] eins: liek an ant's
[00:23] ShadowCrush: probably smaller
[00:24] ShadowCrush: black shit of the south. well, here they are, no offence
[00:25] eins: to bad the duke of edinburgh is no loger a danish prince
</pre>


<youtube>BCd2iYhVjx0</youtube>
==Danish sites==
* [http://www.arto.com/ ARTO] - The Danish MySpace for [[Lolicon|loli's]].


The last one wasn't music but I had to fill it out so we have this nice square.
* [http://www.dr.dk/ DR.DK] - Actually a pretty nice television station. Why? Because of [http://www.dr.dk/pirattv/klip/aktion-cykeltyve/ this.]


==Porn==
*[http://www.dnsb.info/ dnsb.info] - Above mentioned danish Nazi Party
Porn is one of Denmark's most noticeable thing.


Porn has been legal in Denmark ever since the 50's and there is no legal age for watching porn.


But since the majority of Denmark doesn't even have a home, no one is able to watch porn.
==See Also==
[[Image:internet_pornhabits_denmark.PNG|frame|center|Internet Porn Habits of Denmark]]


Top 10 Porn habits in Denmark.
* [[Danish]] - Their [[Norwegian|incredibly]] [[Swedish|gay]] [[language]]
* [[Europe]]
* [[Iceland]]
* [[Norway]]
* [[Rita]] - A forced meme on 4chan that supposedly came from [[shit nobody cares about|some Danish cartoon]].
* [[Sweden]]


Beastiality is also legal in Denmark
{{commonwealth}}


Notice the "teen" tag.
{{WP}}


http://www.pornhub.com/embed/1848910413 - A link for good danish porn
[[Category: Locations]]
 
Denmark is the only northen country to have hentai on it's top 10. That because of all the kawaii in central Copenhagen.
 
==Danish Art==
 
Beautiful Danish Art can be seen here: [[Muhammad Cartoons|Art of the Danish]]
 
[[Image:Lars VUN TRIVOR.jpg|frame|center|Danish film artist/porn director Lars Von Trier]]
Lars Von Trier was really famous for being a bad boy back in the 90's with his crazy arty rule breaking films, but then he got fat and old. He once won some plams or some shit to a french film award festival. It's called Cannabis or something... That made him a really known artist in [[Faggot|France]] i think, but now he just swim nude from time to time to be arty.

Revision as of 15:58, 2 July 2013

File:Nazi flag.jpg
The Danish flag.
File:Denmark.png
The actual representation of Denmark.
File:Scandinavia.png
The actual representation of Scandinavia.
File:Danish cartoons.jpg
Towel-heads hate love Denmark. That's why nobody knows why they go there.
File:Danes.jpg
Danes nowadays fail at dominating other countries.
File:Queen Margrethe II.jpg
Queen Margrethe II, Denmark's most famous porn star.
File:Danish New York.jpg
How New York would look if it was Danish.
File:Danish propaganda.jpg
Danish Propeganda.

Denmark is a boring ass country with nothing but Sand niggers and snow. The government picks up the snow from Greenland to get rid of the Sand niggers, but it doesn't help. Therefore they send some of them to Iceland. Also, the danes once were vikings, but the organization of banned NAMBLA members named EU decided that Denmark should be civilized like the rest of the wonderful countries in Europe, so now they fail at raping other countries (as shown at one of the pictures to the right). The vikings went sailing in their boats to what they called "Britfag Land" to rape their women and raid their homes for the l00t lulz. But one thing do the danes still have in common with the vikings... they all start drinking at the age of 13. The Danish language consists of throwing up and making wierd noises.

History

Legoland (also known as Denmark) is a small communist country in Scandinavia. It is ruled by an old whore named Queen Margrethe II who's gonna die in a few years from alcoholic diseases. Denmark is known for making Lego, the letters ÆØÅ and the Muhammad Cartoons. They spend 26% of their lifes on drinking, 57% of their lifes sleeping after they drink and 17% of their life on life.

Basic education in Denmark is still l00ting school, a holdover from Viking times. To pass ninth grade, you must l00t 3 things from your burning teacher, while raping his women, cursing his art and being over 9000% drunk at the same time. This makes Danish culture rather similar to that of the negro.

Politics

Denmark's politics is based on 3 paragraphs, as no Dane is capable of being in charge of the country (apart from the alcoholic and narcotic Queen Margrethe II and Lars Løkke Rasmussen who doesn't do shit anyway).

§1 - l00t

§1.1 - 1 kg of l00t or less counts for 50 xp.

§1.2 - 1-5 kg of l00t counts for 100 xp.

§1.3 - 5-10 kg of l00t counts for 250 xp and the amount of kg in spareribs.

§1.4 - 10 kg of l00t counts for 500 xp and the amount of kg in spareribs.


§2 - Rape

§2.1 - Rape a woman and finish under 5 minutes counts for 50 xp.

§2.2 - Rape a woman and finish in 5-10 minutes counts for 100 xp.

§2.3 - Rape a woman and finish in 10-30 minutes counts for 200 xp and the amount of minutes will count as - (minus) in Øre (the Danish cent) in your taxes (example: 30 minutes will - (minus) 30 Øre or 4 cent everytime you pay taxes.

§2.4 - Rape a woman and finish in 60 minutes or more for 400 xp and the amount of minutes will count as - (minus) in Øre (the Danish cent) in your taxes (example: 60 minutes will - (minus) 60 Øre (1 krone) or 8 cent everytime you pay taxes.


§3 - Wimmins

§3.1 - If your bitch says no to your request, you either hit it, cap it's head off or KILL IT WITH FIRE.

§3.2 - Wimmins imported from Amsterdam, Germany and Sweden can be rented from 09:00-03:00 (9 am to 3 am) from the Copenhagen City Hall for 250 kr. ($43). Delivery costs 50 kr. ($9) extra.

Economy

Stupid shit cheeses

.

Mr President compares cock size with Dane Viceroy Fog Rasmussen

Denmark's main export is Legos; second to that are dairy products, followed closely by cartoons of Muhammad. The Danes were great looters back in the day, and there are a small remaining group of Vikings who have avoided contact with the modern world and have been known to raid merchant ships bound for Narvik, Norway.

The only things that Danes import are Swedes, who come, drink all the booze in the country, and piss everywhere. This, of course, angers the used-to-be-vikings, but because they are now Socialist hippies, they don't do anything about it.

Inventions

Denmark's inventions are numerous and epic from Danish bacon and Danish pastry, to the pedo storyteller Hans Christian Anderson to Tycho Brahe's psychic midget Jebb and alcoholic pet moose, (who fell down the stairs whilst drunk and died), thus prophesying Fahrenheit 9/11.

Language

Every girl in Denmark likes charming dirty sentences, and here are one of the best.

Your beautiful eyes make me think about my hairy balls - Dine smukke øjne får mig til at tænke på mine behårede boller.

The danish are also said to have uncanny skills in the language of Ænglisj:

Equal Opportunity

Denmark's biggest star.

Denmark is world famous for their woman friendly labor market. If a woman wants a job in Denmark, she just has to have an education from the porn industry and blonde hair. Actually only 56% of the women in Denmark are employed in the porn industry the rest are in prison, but about 1% are hardcore lesbos.

Food Culture in Denmark

The average Dane eats whatever he/she can get with alcohol in/on it. This means, for example, that no normal Dane would have any problems drinking only beer for breakfast, anything else alcoholic goes just as well. And then just keep drinking beer the rest of the day until he/she passes out. The rich Danes, however, may exchange the alcohol with actual food. And then down some bottles o' wine for dessert.

Gay Culture in Denmark

A typical 15 year old danish boy. A perfect candidate for man-boy rape.

The gay culture in Denmark has expanded to a degree for which there are no words nor sentences to describe. Too many young Danish boys seek to become gayer than the rest, resulting in gay bars having to invent membership systems to prevent their bars being overrun by what seems like a lot of homosexuals, but most likely includes a significant number of what are in fact, very, very confused heterosexuals. And now with the release of the award winning Danish film BRODERSKAB, even the Nationalist Right, aka Neo-Nazis, are going gay. That's right, two of the most unlikely bed fellows are now fucking like rabbits in Denmark. It doesn't get any better than this.

Racist culture in Denmark

Now apart from the above mentioned Gay-Neo-Nazism that is apparently flourishing in Denmark, there is also quite a bit of good old fashioned racism. Here is some sensitive and insightful Danish commentary on our colored cousins:

[00:19] ShadowCrush: srs DK is full of them
[00:20] ShadowCrush: they're "fleein'" from they battle they say
[00:20] ShadowCrush: thourgh, I know it's a tactic
[00:20] eins: ic
[00:20] eins: lol
[00:20] ShadowCrush: to DESTROY THE HUMANKIND!!!
[00:20] eins: OMFG
[00:20] ShadowCrush: they arn't humans
[00:20] eins: they are sand monkeys
[00:20] ShadowCrush: they're more like... monkeys
[00:20] ShadowCrush: yeah
[00:20] ShadowCrush: sand monkeys
[00:21] eins: lol
[00:21] eins: towel heads
[00:21] ShadowCrush: wam. sand monkeys?
[00:21] eins: lol
[00:21] ShadowCrush: nm
[00:21] ShadowCrush: they gotta be stopped
[00:21] ShadowCrush: send in China
[00:22] ShadowCrush: they gotta have the biggest army in world
[00:22] ShadowCrush: just why don't those sand monkeys have a brain?
[00:22] eins: i think they do
[00:22] eins: but its smaller
[00:23] ShadowCrush: what? they have a brain?
[00:23] ShadowCrush: where?
[00:23] ShadowCrush: since when?
[00:23] ShadowCrush: how?
[00:23] eins: its just small
[00:23] eins: liek an ant's
[00:23] ShadowCrush: probably smaller
[00:24] ShadowCrush: black shit of the south. well, here they are, no offence
[00:25] eins: to bad the duke of edinburgh is no loger a danish prince

Danish sites

  • DR.DK - Actually a pretty nice television station. Why? Because of this.
  • dnsb.info - Above mentioned danish Nazi Party


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