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'''Neknominate''', also goes by the names '''Neck and Nominate''', '''Neknomination''' or '''Neck Nomination''' is a [[internets|online]] drinking game where the main participants are [[Attention whore|16 year old white girls]] and [[faggot|guys trying to look cool and impress their white trash friends]]. The videos are mainly uploaded to Facebook, you can often hear their friends giggling in the videos and cheering them on. The game originated from [[Australia|Australia]], like every other [[stupid]] fucking thing has. Neknomination also gives them a reason to drink on weekdays, which is a sign of [[Alcohol|alcoholism]].
[[File:roflnek.jpg|200px|thumb|right|An unconscious 19 year old Keiren Hunter and after doing the Neknomination.]]
[[File:roflnek.jpg|thumb|A unconscious 19 year old Keiren Hunter and after doing the Neknomination.]]
[[File:retardoverdose.png|200px|thumb|right|Isaac Richardson, a man with less [[IQ]] than a 9 year old [[somalia|Somalian]] girl.]]
[[File:retardoverdose.png|thumb|right|Isaac Richardson, a man with less [[IQ]] than a 9 year old [[somalia|Somalian]] girl.   ]]


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'''Neknominate''' (also known as '''Neck and Nominate''', '''Neknomination''' or '''Neck Nomination''') is an [[internets|online]] drinking game where the main participants are [[Attention whore|16-year-old female honkies]] and [[faggot|guys trying to look cool while impressing their white trash friends]].
The videos are mainly uploaded to Facebook, often their friends can be heard giggling and cheering on participants.
Like everything else that is lame, this game originated from [[Australia]].
Neknomination also gives Australians a reason to drink on weekdays, a definate sign of [[Alcohol|alcoholism]].


[[File:whorelol.jpg|thumb|right|A [[GOTIS]] infected girl doing her own version of Neknomination.]]
==Rules==
==Rules==
The rules of Neknomination are simple enough for these [[You|retarded and useless waste of human flesh]] to understand.


1. The drink must be alcoholic. <br>
[[File:whorelol.jpg|200px|thumb|left|A [[GOTIS]] infected girl doing her own version of Neknomination.]]
2. The drink must be drunk in one gulp. <br>
 
3. You must upload the video to the [[Youtube|internets]], preferably [[Facebook]] so your parents can see the angel they raised.<br>
These are the rules of neknomination, simple enough to comprehend for even the most useless waste of human flesh:
4. You must nominate two or three persons, if they do not complete the challenge they owe you more alcohol. Hopefully enough for [[you]] to kill yourself with it.<br>
 
#The drink must be alcoholic.
#The drink must be consumed in a single gulp.
#A video must be uploaded to the [[Youtube|internets]], preferably on [[Facebook]] so parents can be proud of their angel.
#You must nominate two or three persons, if they do not complete the challenge they owe you more alcohol. Hopefully enough for [[you]] to kill yourself with it.


==Taking It To The Next Level==
==Taking It To The Next Level==
After seeing people receiving attention on their Neknomination videos, some of the people [[retarded]] enough to participate in Neknomination [[lol|got the brilliant idea]] to switch it up a bit and take it to the next level so they could get even more attention. This has resulted in numerous [[lmao|deaths]], which has caused the [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10627898/Two-British-deaths-blamed-on-internet-Neknomination-drinking-craze.html media] in several countries to warn about the game. Being retarded, none of them has stopped with nominating each other, and it has continued.  
After seeing people receiving attention on their Neknomination videos, some of the people [[retarded]] enough to participate in Neknomination [[lol|got the brilliant idea]] to switch it up a bit and take it to the next level so they could get even more attention. This has resulted in numerous [[lmao|deaths]], which has caused the [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10627898/Two-British-deaths-blamed-on-internet-Neknomination-drinking-craze.html media] in several countries to warn about the game. Being retarded, none of them has stopped with nominating each other, and it has continued.  


{{quote|“He told me other people were putting Listerine and toothpaste into their drinks but he said he just wanted to mix loads of alcohol and down it.| [[Friend of Isaac Richardson]]}}
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{{quote|“Stupid, irresponsible, alcohol-obsessed, consequence-blind young people with the selfishness of Kim Jong Un and the wisdom of Helen Flanagan.| [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/neknominate-keiran-hunter-horrified-mum-3120248 Mother to Keiren Hunter]}}
{{quote|Stupid, irresponsible, alcohol-obsessed, consequence-blind young people with the selfishness of Kim Jong Un and the wisdom of Helen Flanagan.|[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/neknominate-keiran-hunter-horrified-mum-3120248 Mother to Keiren Hunter]|center=auto}}


==How To Be a Dumb Fuck==
==How To Be a Dumb Fuck==


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== See also ==


== See Also ==
*[[Darwin Awards]]
*[[Darwin Awards]]
*[[Retard]]
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*[[Facebook]]
*[[Facebook]]


== External Links==  
== External links ==
*[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/neknominate-keiran-hunter-horrified-mum-3120248 Neknomination: Horrified mum shames son by posting shocking Facebook picture of him unconscious and covered in vomit]
*[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/neknominate-keiran-hunter-horrified-mum-3120248 Neknomination: Horrified mum shames son by posting shocking Facebook picture of him unconscious and covered in vomit]
* [https://vidd.me/DVB Swedish guy fucking a Swedish chick while doing the Neknomination]
* [https://vidd.me/DVB Swedish guy fucking a Swedish chick while doing the Neknomination]
* [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/what-neknomination-you-need-know-3110186 What is NekNomination? All you need to know about the Facebook drinking game]
* [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/what-neknomination-you-need-know-3110186 What is NekNomination? All you need to know about the Facebook drinking game]
* [http://www.news.com.au/world/two-die-in-ireland-in-neknominate-drinking-game/story-fndir2ev-1226816276525 Two die as Neknominate deadly drinking craze takes off in Ireland]
* [http://www.news.com.au/world/two-die-in-ireland-in-neknominate-drinking-game/story-fndir2ev-1226816276525 Two die as Neknominate deadly drinking craze takes off in Ireland]
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Revision as of 06:50, 26 February 2014

An unconscious 19 year old Keiren Hunter and after doing the Neknomination.
Isaac Richardson, a man with less IQ than a 9 year old Somalian girl.

Neknominate (also known as Neck and Nominate, Neknomination or Neck Nomination) is an online drinking game where the main participants are 16-year-old female honkies and guys trying to look cool while impressing their white trash friends. The videos are mainly uploaded to Facebook, often their friends can be heard giggling and cheering on participants. Like everything else that is lame, this game originated from Australia. Neknomination also gives Australians a reason to drink on weekdays, a definate sign of alcoholism.

Rules

A GOTIS infected girl doing her own version of Neknomination.

These are the rules of neknomination, simple enough to comprehend for even the most useless waste of human flesh:

  1. The drink must be alcoholic.
  2. The drink must be consumed in a single gulp.
  3. A video must be uploaded to the internets, preferably on Facebook so parents can be proud of their angel.
  4. You must nominate two or three persons, if they do not complete the challenge they owe you more alcohol. Hopefully enough for you to kill yourself with it.

Taking It To The Next Level

After seeing people receiving attention on their Neknomination videos, some of the people retarded enough to participate in Neknomination got the brilliant idea to switch it up a bit and take it to the next level so they could get even more attention. This has resulted in numerous deaths, which has caused the media in several countries to warn about the game. Being retarded, none of them has stopped with nominating each other, and it has continued.

   
 
He told me other people were putting Listerine and toothpaste into their drinks but he said he just wanted to mix loads of alcohol and down it.
 

 
 

—Friend of Isaac Richardson

   
 
Stupid, irresponsible, alcohol-obsessed, consequence-blind young people with the selfishness of Kim Jong Un and the wisdom of Helen Flanagan.
 

 
 

Mother to Keiren Hunter

How To Be a Dumb Fuck

See also

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