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==Tommy Robinson==
==Tommy Robinson==
Tommy Robinson, an[[Irish]]drunk founded EDL sometime in 2009.For four years he led the EDL down a promising road of football holiganism,participating in 100-man brawls and occasionally protesting [[Islam]]or something.Tommy and the EDL claim to only be against radical Islam,not realizing all Muslims are psychopathic con-men and murderers. So according to the EDL,the fact that 5% of the population of the [[UK]] is Muslim and growing is a-ok as long as they're [[No|peaceful and tolerant]].
Tommy Robinson, an [[Irish]] drunk founded EDL sometime in 2009.For four years he led the EDL down a promising road of football holiganism,participating in 100-man brawls and occasionally protesting [[Islam]]or something.Tommy and the EDL claim to only be against radical Islam,not realizing all Muslims are psychopathic con-men and murderers. So according to the EDL,the fact that 5% of the population of the [[UK]] is Muslim and growing is a-ok as long as they're [[No|peaceful and tolerant]].


===Tommy sides with the enemy===
===Tommy sides with the enemy===
Tommy left the EDL in 2013 to after being recruited by a muzzie to join some tolerant circlejerk after becoming "worried" by 'far-right extremism" in the EDL.
Tommy left the EDL in 2013 to after being recruited by a muzzie to join some tolerant circlejerk after becoming "worried" by "far-right extremism" in the EDL.Tommy now prefers his muslim butt buddies to the EDLfags.
{{quote|I don't want to lead the revolution against Muslims.
{{quote|I don't want to lead the revolution against Muslims.I believe that the revolution needs to come from within the Islamic community and they need to stand up. And I believe this is a step forward not a step back.}}
"I believe that the revolution needs to come from within the Islamic community and they need to stand up. And I believe this is a step forward not a step back."}}


===Tommy goes to prison...again===
===Tommy goes to prison...again===
He served twelve months for assault or something prior to EDL,but got sent to the clink again in January 2014 for mortgage fraud. Robinson can expect to spend the next 18 months in a 15% Muslim prison.But he totally won't get [[Rape|Raped]] or murdered because not all Muslims are bad.
He served twelve months for assault or something prior to EDL,but got sent to the clink again in January 2014 for mortgage fraud. Robinson can expect to spend the next 18 months in a 15% Muslim prison.But he totally won't get [[Rape|raped]] or murdered because not all Muslims are bad.
   
   
[[File:Edgemasterstronghold.jpg|right|thumb|Typical EDL member's bedroom.]]
[[File:Edgemasterstronghold.jpg|right|thumb|Typical EDL member's bedroom.]]


==EDLmao==
==EDLmao==

Revision as of 06:27, 5 July 2014

The English Defense League (EDL) are a street protest organisation combating the overwhelming influx of insidious Islamic ways threatening to engulf the United Kingdom ever since football matches became too expensive and well policed for them to attend and give some cunt a good kicking. The EDL are often erroneously described as being racist however given that their ranks include persons of non-caucasian ethnicity and differing religious ideology; including an entire Jewish division, this assertion can be easily discounted.

   
 
What makes the EDL much more dangerous is how it reflects a wider political and cultural war.
 

 
 

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Tommy Robinson

Tommy Robinson, an Irish drunk founded EDL sometime in 2009.For four years he led the EDL down a promising road of football holiganism,participating in 100-man brawls and occasionally protesting Islamor something.Tommy and the EDL claim to only be against radical Islam,not realizing all Muslims are psychopathic con-men and murderers. So according to the EDL,the fact that 5% of the population of the UK is Muslim and growing is a-ok as long as they're peaceful and tolerant.

Tommy sides with the enemy

Tommy left the EDL in 2013 to after being recruited by a muzzie to join some tolerant circlejerk after becoming "worried" by "far-right extremism" in the EDL.Tommy now prefers his muslim butt buddies to the EDLfags.

   
 
I don't want to lead the revolution against Muslims.I believe that the revolution needs to come from within the Islamic community and they need to stand up. And I believe this is a step forward not a step back.
 

 
 

Tommy goes to prison...again

He served twelve months for assault or something prior to EDL,but got sent to the clink again in January 2014 for mortgage fraud. Robinson can expect to spend the next 18 months in a 15% Muslim prison.But he totally won't get raped or murdered because not all Muslims are bad.

Typical EDL member's bedroom.

EDLmao

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See Also

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 EDL (English Defence League)
 English Defence League • Jewish Division (EDL)
 Tommy Robinson • Leader of the EDL emoquit

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