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[[File:DaMansion.jpg|thumb|The Opulent McMansion in which a large faction of Al Queda operated from, complete with [[AIDS|pool]] and torture chamber]] | [[File:DaMansion.jpg|thumb|The Opulent McMansion in which a large faction of Al Queda operated from, complete with [[AIDS|pool]] and torture chamber]] | ||
Despite their most apparent success while in coalition with the [[Jews]] and [[Dubya]], Al Qaeda has done a series of extraordinary acts of [[Humanitarian|charity]] throughout history such as: | |||
[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]] | |||
1992 Yemen Hotel Bombing | |||
[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]] | |||
1998 Nairobi Embassy Bombing | |||
[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]] | |||
2001 [[9/11]] Bombings | |||
[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]] | |||
2005 Bali Bombings | |||
[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]] | |||
2008 Danish Embassy Bombings | |||
[[File:Weaponofchoice.png|left|15px|Typical Explosive detonated at the bombing sites]] | |||
2009-11 Baghdad bombings | |||
Recently however, the group has been lurking more than raiding, and since their leader has bitten the bullet after the cash incinerator that was The War on Terror eventually reached a significant (and the first) milestone after nearly a decade, the group has all but disbanded. [[Some Argue]] [[The Man]] used Al Qaeda as a scapegoat for an excuse to touch everybody's junk and [[Truth|completely turn the airport industry public by constantly supporting the bloated, slow "secure" shuttle system they made them become, while also allowing them to operate as a private business by letting them skyrocket airfare to incredulous costs]]. But nonetheless, the world eagerly awaits their next their next attacks to arrive. | |||
== ISIS == | == ISIS == |
Revision as of 09:44, 10 July 2014
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Al Qæda, otherwise called the saviors, the chosen ones, the desert comedians and Osama's entourage is quite possibly the greatest trolling group still in existence, falling just short of the legendary lollercausting Nazi's and The Great Leap Forward LOL NOONE CARES ABOUT DAT. Responsible for shenanigans that the entire world has laughed at, Al Qaeda has caused such a humorous arousal, the sheer force of all the lolling has caused buildings to literally collapse.
Once led by the famous Osama Bin Laden, the world famous humorist's life was tragically cut short when a roving gang of gun wielding white abominations went Tupac on his ass and several disciples of his as well as totally forgotten, utterly expendable bed sheets as well. Known as the purveyor of truth and the penultimate arbiter of justice just prior to that of ED, Osama will be forever missed, and the ongoing search will not cease to find and eradicate whoever is responsible for such a heinous misdeed. He and his acolytes will be eternally remembered as one of the top ten on the IRL scoreboard.
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Despite their most apparent success while in coalition with the Jews and Dubya, Al Qaeda has done a series of extraordinary acts of charity throughout history such as:
1992 Yemen Hotel Bombing
1998 Nairobi Embassy Bombing
2001 9/11 Bombings
2005 Bali Bombings
2008 Danish Embassy Bombings
2009-11 Baghdad bombings
Recently however, the group has been lurking more than raiding, and since their leader has bitten the bullet after the cash incinerator that was The War on Terror eventually reached a significant (and the first) milestone after nearly a decade, the group has all but disbanded. Some Argue The Man used Al Qaeda as a scapegoat for an excuse to touch everybody's junk and completely turn the airport industry public by constantly supporting the bloated, slow "secure" shuttle system they made them become, while also allowing them to operate as a private business by letting them skyrocket airfare to incredulous costs. But nonetheless, the world eagerly awaits their next their next attacks to arrive.
ISIS
Al Qaeda had a son named ISIS who is finishing what Al Qaeda failed to do-Create an Islamic state, which now exists. Al Qaeda disowned ISIS out of jealously.
See also
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