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'''Abu Hajaar''' is an [[ISIS]] militant who recently became a meme due to his hilariously poor fighting skills as seen in the following video:
'''Abu Hajaar''' is an [[ISIS]] militant who recently became a meme due to his hilariously poor fighting skills as seen in the following video:
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== Recovered Information ==
== Recovered Information ==
[[Image:abuhajaarGIF01.gif|thumb|right|Gameplay footage]]
[[Image:abuhajaarGIF02.gif|thumb|right|At first I was like B)]]
[[Image:abuhajaardead.jpg|thumb|right|But then I was like X.x]]


During a patrol in a heavily armored vehicle, Abu Hajaar and his squad staged an assault on Kurdish troops (Peshmerga), but their plan failed and they were quickly suppressed by enemy fire. During the battle, Abu Hajaar is constantly fucking up; notably by [[I accidentally|accidentally]] [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|firing]] [[I did it for the lulz|near the allies]], [[retard|not leaning his head down]], [[IRL troll|refusing]] to assist a squad mate with supressive fire, general recklessness, not angling his weapon properly (so the cases rain down on his teammates),  fucking around with a rocket, etc. He also fucked up one of the rockets when another incompetent teammate was aiming it at the enemy.
During a patrol in a heavily armored vehicle, Abu Hajaar and his squad staged an assault on Kurdish troops (Peshmerga), but their plan failed and they were quickly suppressed by enemy fire. During the battle, Abu Hajaar is constantly fucking up; notably by [[I accidentally|accidentally]] [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|firing]] [[I did it for the lulz|near the allies]], [[retard|not leaning his head down]], [[IRL troll|refusing]] to assist a squad mate with supressive fire, general recklessness, not angling his weapon properly (so the cases rain down on his teammates),  fucking around with a rocket, etc. He also fucked up one of the rockets when another incompetent teammate was aiming it at the enemy.
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File:abucopypasta.png|Copypasta Deployed
File:abucopypasta.png|Copypasta Deployed
File:abuhajaardead.jpg|Game Over
File:abuhajaarartwork.png|[[Truth]]
File:abureincarnation.jpg|His Reincarnation  
File:abureincarnation.jpg|His Reincarnation  
File:goodguyabu.png|[[Good Guy Greg|An Hero Abu Hajaar]]
File:goodguyabu.png|[[Good Guy Greg|An Hero Abu Hajaar]]
File:abujenkins.png|Arabic [[Leeroy Jenkins]]
File:abujenkins.png|Arabic [[Leeroy Jenkins]]
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File:abuhajaarartwork.png
File:abuhajaarpepe.jpg
File:abuhajaarpepe.jpg
File:abuhajaarGIF01.gif
File:abuhajaarGIF02.gif
File:abuhajaar001.jpg
File:abuhajaar001.jpg
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Revision as of 21:12, 1 May 2016

BREAKING NEWS!!
Abu's squad is most likely dead.

Abu Hajaar is an ISIS militant who recently became a meme due to his hilariously poor fighting skills as seen in the following video:


Recovered Information

Gameplay footage
At first I was like B)
But then I was like X.x

During a patrol in a heavily armored vehicle, Abu Hajaar and his squad staged an assault on Kurdish troops (Peshmerga), but their plan failed and they were quickly suppressed by enemy fire. During the battle, Abu Hajaar is constantly fucking up; notably by accidentally firing near the allies, not leaning his head down, refusing to assist a squad mate with supressive fire, general recklessness, not angling his weapon properly (so the cases rain down on his teammates), fucking around with a rocket, etc. He also fucked up one of the rockets when another incompetent teammate was aiming it at the enemy.

Eventually, the fun comes to an end when the vehicle is hit by a rocket fired by the enemy team. Fortunately, most of these hilarious ISIS comedians survived the initial hit, except for the driver, Khattab, Allah guide him.

During their retreat from the partyvan, one of them rolls across the ground like an idiot. The cameraman gets shot, which prompts another teammate to retaliate by using the training he got playing Counter Strike. The brave soldier gets up and fires his machine gun at the enemy like a madman.

Rediscovered Video Logs


Original Leak


Detailed Footage


Abu: The game


Autobiography


Lulzy tribute


weeb fgt's tribute

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Retrieved Photographs

Gallery of Lulz About missing Pics
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