Main Page: Difference between revisions
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
imported>Mantequilla this is done by a bot no need to have edit links |
imported>JuniusThaddeus From Main_Page/flexbox. |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
<!-- | <!-- | ||
Header | |||
<!-- Article Of The Now --> | -->{{:Main Page/header}} | ||
<div style=" | <!-- | ||
< | |||
Style | |||
</div> | |||
<div align="center" style="font-size:8pt">[[ED: | --><div style="border-radius:5px; background:#6161ff; padding:3px; margin-top:3px;"> | ||
</div> | <div style="display:flex; flex-wrap:wrap;align-items:flex-start;"> | ||
<div style="flex-grow:1; box-sizing:border-box; width:300px; border-radius:5px; background:#ababff; padding:5px; margin:2px;"><!-- | |||
Article Of The Now | |||
--><div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px;"> | |||
<h2 style="border:none; text-align:center; font-size:30px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Article of the Now</h2> | |||
{{#ifexist: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/{{LOCALMONTHNAME}} {{LOCALDAY}}, {{LOCALYEAR}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/{{LOCALMONTHNAME}} {{LOCALDAY}}, {{LOCALYEAR}}}} | {{#ifexist: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-1 day}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-1 day}}}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-2 days}}}} }} }}{{Clear}} | |||
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt">[[ED:AOTNS|Suggest a Featured Article]] • [[ED:AOTN|View the AOTN Archives]]</p> | |||
</div><!-- | |||
Trending Articles | |||
--><div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px;"> | |||
<h2 style="border:none; text-align:center; font-size:30px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Trending Articles</h2> | |||
<p style="text-align:center;">{{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Trending/incl}}</p> | |||
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Trending|Click here for the top 200 trending articles]]</p> | |||
</div><!-- | |||
Video Of The Now | |||
--><div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px;"> | |||
<h2 style="border:none; text-align:center; font-size:30px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Video of the Now</h2> | |||
<div class="nodlyoutube" align="center">{{#ifexist: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/{{LOCALMONTHNAME}} {{LOCALDAY}}, {{LOCALYEAR}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/{{LOCALMONTHNAME}} {{LOCALDAY}}, {{LOCALYEAR}}}} | {{#ifexist: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-1 day}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-1 day}}}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-2 days}}}} }} }}</div> | |||
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">[[ED:VOTNS|Suggest a Featured Video]] • [[ED:VOTN|View the VOTN Archives]]</p> | |||
</div><!-- | |||
Featured EDF Thread | |||
--><div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px;"> | |||
<div style=" | <h2 style="border:none; text-align:center; font-size:30px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Thread of the Now</h2> | ||
< | {{:Main Page/Featured Thread}} | ||
</div><!-- | |||
</div> | |||
< | |||
Did You Know | |||
--><div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px;"> | |||
<div style="background:#ebebff | <h2 style="border:none; text-align:center; font-size:30px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Did You Know...</h2> | ||
< | <div style="float:right; margin-left:0.5em; pointer-events:none;">[[File:Moarknow.png|150px]]</div> | ||
<p style="font-style:italic;">From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:</p> | |||
<div style="float:right; margin-left:0.5em; pointer-events:none">[[File:Moarknow.png|150px]]</div> | |||
< | |||
{{:Main Page/did you know}} | {{:Main Page/did you know}} | ||
< | <p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">[[Main Page/did you know|Edit]] • [[Talk:Main Page/did you know|Suggest a Did You Know]]</p> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div><!-- | ||
</div> | |||
</ | Start Second Column | ||
--><div style="flex-grow:1; box-sizing:border-box; width:300px; border-radius:5px; background:#ababff; padding:5px; margin:2px;"><!-- | |||
Picture of the Now | |||
--><div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px;"> | |||
<h2 style="border:none; text-align:center; font-size:30px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Picture of the Now</h2> | |||
{{#ifexist: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/{{LOCALMONTHNAME}} {{LOCALDAY}}, {{LOCALYEAR}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/{{LOCALMONTHNAME}} {{LOCALDAY}}, {{LOCALYEAR}}}} | {{#ifexist: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-1 day}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-1 day}}}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-2 days}}}} }} }} | |||
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">[[ED:POTNS|Suggest a Featured Picture]] • [[ED:POTN|View the POTN Archives]]</p> | |||
</div><!-- | |||
Quote of the Now | |||
--><div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px;"> | |||
<h2 style="border:none; text-align:center; font-size:30px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Quote of the Now</h2> | |||
<div style="width:95%; margin:5px auto 8px auto">{{#ifexist: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/{{LOCALMONTHNAME}} {{LOCALDAY}}, {{LOCALYEAR}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/{{LOCALMONTHNAME}} {{LOCALDAY}}, {{LOCALYEAR}}}} | {{#ifexist: Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-1 day}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-1 day}}}} | {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/{{#time:F j, Y|-2 days}}}} }} }}</div> | |||
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">[[ED:QOTNS|Suggest a Featured Quote]] • [[ED:QOTN|View the QOTN Archives]]</p> | |||
</div><!-- | |||
Featured Portal | |||
--><div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px;"> | |||
<h2 style="border:none; text-align:center; font-size:30px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Portals</h2> | |||
{{:Main Page/Portals}} | |||
</div><!-- | |||
Good New Articles | |||
--><div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px;"> | |||
<h2 style="border:none; text-align:center; font-size:30px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Good New Articles</h2> | |||
<div style=" | {{:Main Page/ED:GNA}} | ||
</div><!-- | |||
Bad New Articles | |||
--><div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px;"> | |||
<div style=" | <h2 style="border:none; text-align:center; font-size:30px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Articles That Need Help</h2> | ||
< | {{:Main Page/ED:BNA}} | ||
< | <p style="font-size:8pt;">Visit the [[Portal:BNA|Bad New Articles Portal]] to help out!</p> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
</div><!-- | |||
Footer | |||
-->{{:Main Page/footer}} | |||
{{:Main Page/footer}} | </div>__NOTOC__ | ||
</ | |||
Revision as of 17:58, 3 June 2017
Welcome to
Encyclopædia Dramatica
"In lulz we trust."
Serving 16,564 articles since December 10th, 2004
Article of the Now
Patryk Kornatowski
(also known as TardChick on ED) is a fat autistic retard whose foolish behavior has made him an infamous lolcow on sites like the 3DMM forums, Soyjak.party, Kiwi Farms, and even Encyclopedia Dramatica! He's known to have been on the Internet for years since he was a young lad. This is due to his incompetent parents who can give less of a shit about him, which is why you can find him always active on the Internet. His posts range from shitty 3D animations he's made in an animation software from the 1990s, or jacking off to inflation art.
His love for inflation is quite different from others, as instead of inflated humans, he prefers to fuck inflatable pool toys. This includes an inflatable orca he had, which he would stick his dick inside of and slow dance with.
Other then his online antics, his personal life is not as well documented. It's known that as a kid he attended a special needs class, that he would get bullied in by the other retards. It is also known that he barely sees his father because of his work as a honey sales man, with his company Goldendrops. Which means his dad cares more about bees then his own son. Who could blame him.
| Quinton Reviews 2 days ago |
Basement-dweller 4 days ago |
The Donald 6 days ago | |
Thread of the Now
Someone has been a busy little BEAVER ♥
Saddest story ever: dude on our forum likes all his own posts with three sockpuppets and pretends to be an 18 year old girl for six months to flirt with people in exchange for more likes. Succeeds in seducing a lesbian
Did You Know...
From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:
- ...The Pope needs to learn that Religion and Politics don't mix, that he needs to quit questioning our Great God Emperor Trump and an old man doing a 6-7 greeting ain't gonna score him any Little Boys when the Meme is Dead and buried?
- ...It's Faggot Month. Don't you feel better about coming out of the Closet?
- ...On May 3, 2026 a group of Christian Dwarves did a Speedrun on the $cientology L.A. headquarters looking for Tom Cruise?
- ...On May 8, 1945 the Western Allied Forces defeated the Nazis and made the good part of Germany their Bitch?
- ...that live streamer Johnny Somali couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the World's Smartest Nigger and appealed a sweetheart Prison sentence?
- ...that some stupid bitch got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by Instagram and Facebook?
- ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
Contact Encyclopædia Dramatica
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
