7jackass77

Many people are aware of just how batshit insane and devoid of all sense of reason Deviantart and its tardlets can be. They are known to be crazy and obsessed with meaningless shit like shows that aren't even aimed at their own target demographic, the infinite rants of drama and emo attention whores who's biggest dilemma in their whole lives is who to ship with who or pondering with their lens flared self-insert if they're ranting about their obsession of the week enough or not. Another recent dilemma for the tardlets is "just how many Epilepsy-inducing gifs can one post on their Tumblr before they're overdoing it?" Hint: None at all! Keep posting infinte browser crashing images non-stop, everyone loves that twitchy shit!

And then, out of all of the usual suspects you could choose from, you find a tardlet like 7jackass77.

Who's in love with a serial killer.

A real serial killer.

Who's really, really obsessed with this serial killer, wants to fuck him, writes really shitty self-inserting fanfiction about the two of them and if you don't like that FUCK YOU.

No, this can't be for real. It's got to be a tro- no, it is? FUCK.

The dude in question

OMG he uluks just liek Anders Behring Breivik!!! UNF!!!11

As seen here, "MY JEFF" was not only into rape, dismemberment, necrophilia and cannibalism, but also adored killing animals and putting their heads on a stake as a past-time. Adorable. He also adored raping both straight and gay men (and occasionally shota) so not only 7jackass77 wouldn't be on his hit list, but he wouldn't even pay attention to her, because Jeffrey was a massive faggot.

	“	Don't judge for who I am. Sence I am a nody body. Wile he in the sky. I'm waiting for him	„
	—Don't ask what a nody body is. Might be the tool Jeffery used to lure the boys to the yard late at night.

	“	Arrianna look at me like I was a insane person. She stare at me for the longest time. "What do you mean you promise," she said as teas push down her cheek. "He got to me," I said with a smile on my face as I walk over to Arrianna. "No, Brandee he insane are you CRAZY," Arrianna screamed at me. "Yes, Arrianna, I went insane. But promise me we have to stay, with Dahmer, we just have too," I said as I took off the rope around her arm and legs. When Arrianna got out of the chair she just look me and Dahmer. She reach over and grab her glasses off a table near her. She look at me and Jeffrey for a little bit longer. "You become one of him. Your going to start killing people aren't you," she whisper. "Adriana, I'm would never kill anyone. And you know that."	„
	—It's like if Twilight didn't even bother to hide that it was a piece of shit and kept trying really hard to convince itself otherwise.

	“	I woke up the next morning not seeing Jeffrey right next to me. He was gone but when I check my self, I had a Pajama T-Shirt on and underwear. on. I crawled out of bed looking around slowly. I could smell bacon and eggs in the other room. I rolled out of bed, and walk towards the door slowly. I open the door and look inside the small kitchen. There was Jeffrey, standing there putting a beautiful white and red rose out on the middle of the table. I look at him with a smile on my face. He look up at me. He had is blond hair slick back and where he plaited shirt tuck in to his blue jean pants on, he also had he big glasses on. He gave me a big smile across his face.	„
	— Please remember that male animu dude named Jeff in question is a FUCKING SERIAL KILLER IRL

	“	I made a cake for Jeff, and I made burn his gifts for him :D I hope where ever Jeff is at I hope God or Satan gives him a good party. With a bunch of beer some stripers. And asowme weed :P Yeah I totaly went there :D I love you Jeff your the bes	„
	—Wst aa grate parsoon.

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Yes, this is for real

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  You ask, we deliver.
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  I wonder who are these "we" people she keeps talking about? Probably the voices in her head.
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  A tardlet, talking sense?
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  Unfortunately, it does seem to be for realz.
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  That poor AC/DC shirt.
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  NO U KNEED HALP
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  Of course some animu had to show up somehow. Are you really surprised?
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  It's probably not even her. Google Image Search is your best friend!
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  How 7jackass77 sees her beloved waifu, "Jeff".
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  How he looked like before his inmate killed him.

See Also

You just know she's got a Ted Bundy/Jeffery Dahmer slash fic stashed into her notepad docs somewhere on her PC.

• Anime
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• Retard
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• Deviantart

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