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The Tripple K Mafia is a rap group consisting of Moon Man and many other people, but only 3 or 4 worth giving a shit about. Their behaviors differ depending on which Mooniverse the Triple K Mafia is in. Members include: | The Tripple K Mafia is a rap group consisting of Moon Man and many other people, but only 3 or 4 worth giving a shit about. Their behaviors differ depending on which Mooniverse the Triple K Mafia is in. Members include: | ||
[[Image:AudrinaPatridgeNudeAuditionphotos56.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Audrina giving two compelling arguments why she was allowed in the Tripple K mafia]] | |||
'''[[Nigger|Sun Man]]''' - He's a nigger. Sometimes he is moon mans "friend", other times they are mortal enemies. Moon Man is often disgusted by his nigger ways. If this makes no sense, think of it this way: If Moon Man is going to kill every nigger on earth, Sun Man is the nigger he plans on killing last. | '''[[Nigger|Sun Man]]''' - He's a nigger. Sometimes he is moon mans "friend", other times they are mortal enemies. Moon Man is often disgusted by his nigger ways. If this makes no sense, think of it this way: If Moon Man is going to kill every nigger on earth, Sun Man is the nigger he plans on killing last. | ||
'''[[Whore|Audrina Patridge]]''' - While originally being adverse to Moon Man's racist ways, over time she too gave up social justice and began chanting KKK herself. She uses the potential promise of her pussy to get Moon Man to do her bidding, which never works because Moon Man don't play that shit. | '''[[Whore|Audrina Patridge]]''' - While originally being adverse to Moon Man's racist ways, over time she too gave up social justice and began chanting KKK herself. She uses the potential promise of her pussy to get Moon Man to do her bidding, which never works because Moon Man don't play that shit. | ||
'''[[Faggot|Charles Moonington]]''' - A crumpet eating faggot. He has no real personality other than being English and worthless as a beta cuck punching bag. He is only kept around to be abused | '''[[Faggot|Charles Moonington]]''' - A crumpet eating faggot. He has no real personality other than being English and worthless as a beta cuck punching bag. He is only kept around to be abused | ||
Revision as of 21:23, 18 February 2016
Moon Man is a meme rapper and former MickeyDees mascot stirring up epic lulz. Created last Thursday on YTMND using gifs of an 80s McDonald's TV mascot, Mac Tonight, he/it started off a rather innocent fad, but user Farkle brought him to fame by trolling black persons with blatantly racist statements/threats of violence (most often chanting "K-K-K!") using a text-to-speech program. They say it's his nonchalant delivery that drives it home. In the past, his iconic image also been been hijacked through YouTube by Anonymous in their tryhard battle against Scientology, as well as informing Chanology's newfags how they were doing it wrong.
Recently, his (s)hit single "Notorious KKK" (too hot for youtube btw, mirror pls) has catapulted him to fame on wholesome, well meaning, internet communities such as 8chan and 4chan's /pol/. Riding on the success, or rather, the infamy of said single, Moonman released his first full length "White Power Hip-Hop" LP, WhiteTopia, with the help of the MoonCrew.
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Failed Assassination Attempt on Moon Man
Recently, AT&T b& users from making Moon Man audio clips by adding a list of censored words. Trying to make a voice-to-text file that contains the words "Moon Man" will get you this warning.
ATTENTION: There's an uncensored version of the AT&T Text-to-Speech Demo here: http://www.wizzardsoftware.com/att_NV_demo.php
and also here: http://www.naturalreaders.com/index.html
You may now go back to raping niggers. KKK KKK KKK KKK
Origins
The TL;DW story of Moon Man is that Moon Man was the spokesman for McDonnalds, made millions to support him and his mother. However McDonalds retarded nigger leadership who is responsible for the high quality of McDonalds, got rid of the only thing at McDonalds that wasn't gayer than faggots at an aids convention. After comming home from losing his job he comes home to find a Nigger raping his mother, and found the strength to unleash the white furry.
TL;DR? Watch the 5 part documentary you dumb nigger humping faggot.
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The multiple Mooniverse theory
On YTMND there are multiple contradicting Moon Man sites that contradict each other with the only consistency being Moon Man's hatred of niggers. This can be explained a rip in time and space that caused multiple universes, or as they are reffered to when talking about Moon Man, Mooniverses
Triple K Mafia
The Tripple K Mafia is a rap group consisting of Moon Man and many other people, but only 3 or 4 worth giving a shit about. Their behaviors differ depending on which Mooniverse the Triple K Mafia is in. Members include:
Sun Man - He's a nigger. Sometimes he is moon mans "friend", other times they are mortal enemies. Moon Man is often disgusted by his nigger ways. If this makes no sense, think of it this way: If Moon Man is going to kill every nigger on earth, Sun Man is the nigger he plans on killing last.
Audrina Patridge - While originally being adverse to Moon Man's racist ways, over time she too gave up social justice and began chanting KKK herself. She uses the potential promise of her pussy to get Moon Man to do her bidding, which never works because Moon Man don't play that shit.
Charles Moonington - A crumpet eating faggot. He has no real personality other than being English and worthless as a beta cuck punching bag. He is only kept around to be abused
Other "members" There are others who appear often in different Mooniverses: Pedro the spic, Creepy Clown Face, Hans the German, Star Man, etc. but no one fucking cares about them because they are shit and anyone who does is a faggot.
Tripple K Mafia discography
People may attempt to tell you that MoonMan has a full discography and has dropped legit full albums and MoonMan music not just a bunch random people uploading racist versions of top 40 garbage that is only worth listening to half the time because most of the songs are poorly tempoed and made by 13 year old retard basement dwellers. Those people are wrong. MoonMan has a huge list of EP's and LP's that are full length
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You aren't a true man until your ears bleed from listening to the entire discography, the good, the bad and the ugly. ALL OF IT!
MoonMan guest spots
While many people may pretend not to be screeching fan girls of MoonMan with equality lies, they only do this to get Jew sheKKKles. Everyone knows deep down inside MoonMan is 100% right about everything he says to the point that even SunMan (a nigger) believes 100% in MoonMan and his sKKKills. Here are a few guest appearances MoonMan has made to make the world a better place.
- MoonMan and Matty B teach the youth an important message
- MoonMan educating more children
- MoonMan NPR interview
- MoonMan on IronMic showing SunMan niggers suck at rapping
See Also
External Links
Mac_Tonight- YTMND wiki's article on Moon Man
- Moonman text to speech
- The original Moonman YTMND
- Moon Man Official YouTube channel
- Google search examples of Moon Man
- Moon Man can rap
- Moon Man and MoonKrew forums
- Image board for those who think /pol/ is a little too PC for the average Moon Man Fan
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