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'''Edgy''' (from the Old English ''ecg'' meaning 'corner, point, sword, dead baby jokes') is a word commonly used [[OTI]] to denote things that are [[lame| shocking]], [[asking for it|provocative]], uncompromising or avant-garde or that are dark, scary and gothic in nature.
'''Edgy''' (from the Old English ''ecg'' meaning 'corner, point, sword, dead baby jokes') is a word commonly used [[OTI]] to denote things that are [[lame| shocking]], [[asking for it|provocative]], uncompromising or avant-garde or that are dark, scary and gothic in nature.


Although, [[90s|once upon a time]] the word may have been used unironically, nowadays, "edgy" is almost always derogatory in nature, denoting that the edgy person in question (commonly known as '''edgelords''') are sad, attention-seeking and immature losers who are [[trying too hard]].
Although, [[90s|once upon a time]] the word may have been used unironically, nowadays, "edgy" is almost always derogatory in nature, denoting that the edgy person in question (commonly known as '''edgelords''') are sad, attention-seeking and immature fucktards who need to do something productive with their lives.  


Ironically, despite their inconoclastic nature that drives them to love shocking and offending people, most edgelords are incredibly easy to offend and upset themselves, usually simply by pointing out how incredibly childish and stupid they are.
Ironically, despite their inconoclastic nature that drives them to love shocking and offending people, most edgelords are incredibly easy to offend and upset themselves, usually simply by pointing out how incredibly childish and stupid they are.


==Shit that Dumbasses THINK is '''FUCKING''' Edgy, But Isn't==
==Things That Are <strong>FUCKING</strong> Edgy==
[[File:Edgynormielolcow.jpg|thumb|A [[normie]] tries to be edgy.]]
[[File:Edgynormielolcow.jpg|thumb|A [[normie]] tries to be edgy.]]
*[[A Clockwork Orange|2001 A Space Odyssey]]
*[[2001|2001 A Space Odyssey]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Akame Ga Kill]]
*[[Alt Right]]
*[[Alt Right]]
*[[Atheism]]
*[[Atheism]]
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*Dennis Leary - who's like Bill Hicks, but for cunts.
*Dennis Leary - who's like Bill Hicks, but for cunts.
*[[Deviantart]]
*[[Deviantart]]
*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
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*[[Y SO SRS?|The Joker]]
*[[Y SO SRS?|The Joker]]
*[[The Punisher]]
*[[The Punisher]]
*[[The Walking Dead]]
*[[Vampires]]
*[[Vampires]]
* Wanting [[My Little Pony]] to be M rated.
* Wanting [[My Little Pony]] to be M rated.
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*[[Warhammer 40,000]]
*[[Warhammer 40,000]]
*[[World of Warcraft]]
*[[World of Warcraft]]
*[[Yo Gabba Gabba]]
*<s>[[You]]</s> Disregard that, while [[you]] may try to be edgy, [[you]] fail horribly at it.
*<s>[[You]]</s> Disregard that, while [[you]] may try to be edgy, [[you]] fail horribly at it.


==Shit That might Secretly Be '''FUCKING''' Edgy, but Probably Isn't==
==Things That Are Not <strong>FUCKING</strong> Edgy==
[[File:Edgy af.jpg|thumb|right|Whoa, look out, we got a badass over here.]]
[[File:Edgy af.jpg|thumb|right|Whoa, look out, we got a badass over here.]]
*[[Kittens]]
*[[Kittens]]
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*[[You]] (even though you try)
*[[You]] (even though you try)
*[[Cheezburger]]
*[[Cheezburger]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[offended|Encyclopedia Dramatica's offended page]]
*[[offended|Encyclopedia Dramatica's offended page]]
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
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*[[13-year-old boys]]
*[[13-year-old boys]]
*[[Being an Edgelord]]
*[[Being an Edgelord]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]] Fucktardthat thinks he's the edgiest of the edgelords
*[[Doopie DoOver]] Fucktardthat thinks she's the edgiest of the edgelords
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Epic Ween]]
*[[Epic Ween]]
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*[[Sootyjared]]
*[[Sootyjared]]
*[[Randy Stair]]
*[[Randy Stair]]
*[[Sarah Jeong]]


====Not To Be '''FUCKING''' Confused With====
====Not To Be '''FUCKING''' Confused With====

Latest revision as of 15:48, 18 November 2021

Patron saint of edge
The edgelord's album of choice.
Fuck the children! Literally! With the rotten, severed cock of saint-among-men, Jimmy Savile!
   
 
As far as I can make out, 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy - not to mention the spending money - out of the 'youth culture'. So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.
 

 
 

—Daria, hitting the twisted, rusty nail on the head. With a 4,000lb sledgehammer smeared with the brains of retarded babies.

Edgy (from the Old English ecg meaning 'corner, point, sword, dead baby jokes') is a word commonly used OTI to denote things that are shocking, provocative, uncompromising or avant-garde or that are dark, scary and gothic in nature.

Although, once upon a time the word may have been used unironically, nowadays, "edgy" is almost always derogatory in nature, denoting that the edgy person in question (commonly known as edgelords) are sad, attention-seeking and immature fucktards who need to do something productive with their lives.

Ironically, despite their inconoclastic nature that drives them to love shocking and offending people, most edgelords are incredibly easy to offend and upset themselves, usually simply by pointing out how incredibly childish and stupid they are.

Things That Are FUCKING Edgy

A normie tries to be edgy.

Things That Are Not FUCKING Edgy

Whoa, look out, we got a badass over here.

Edgy FUCKING Gallery

Hope You're FUCKING Ready For This, You FUCKERS!! About missing Pics
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Edgy FUCKING Videos


ISIS




Elliot Rodger is the embodiment of edgyness


Autism jokes are edgy



Edginess as a FUCKING excuse

Recently, teenaged angst and edginess have been used to excuse bad behavior, including but not limited to the following:

See FUCKING Also

Not To Be FUCKING Confused With

  • SxE - Although it's entirely possible to be edgy and straightedge all at the same time.


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