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'''Animu''' (sometimes called '''anime''' and '''[[Japan]]imation''') is Japan's [[shit|poor]] excuse for a genre of cartoons. Animu's true purpose is to [[rape|erode]] the minds of innocent Americunt [[13 year old boys|children]], [[16 year old girls]], and [[basement dwellers]] so that [[Americunts]] will eventually only know the words "[[Kawaii|KAWAII]]" and "[[DESU]]", leading to America to [[lulz|fully submit to Japan]]. Animu's secondary purpose is to be corrupted into [[hentai]], which will be [[ruined|censored]] anyways, so [[no one|who really gives a fuck?]] BTW, in IRL, call it a "[[cartoon]]". People say anime so it doesnt ruin their teenage self esteem, what little is left. People still cling to the genre even though it's been a fact that [http://neerizzle.hubpages.com/hub/Why-Anime-Died-In-North-America '''Anime is Dead in North America'''].
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[[File:AnimuFail.jpg|thumb|right|A typical Animu scene]]
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'''Animu''' (sometimes called '''anime''' and '''[[Japan]]imation''') and desu '''manga''' (pronounced man-gay) are the result of the Japanese population getting severe brain cancer from the nuke which [[Kikes|Albert Einstein]] threw unto them, coupled with an extra WMD of [[feminism]] castrating their collective balls. The result? '''''[[Asperger's Syndrome]]: Mass Media Edition'''''. An entire slave-race of [[Chris-chan]]s forced by their [[Jewnited States]] masters to emulate and surpass [[Aryan|Renaissance art]]: and the result was the most powerful brainwashing medium in the entire history of the Internet. Animu's true purpose is to [[rape|erode]] the minds of innocent [[13 year old boys|children]], [[16 year old girls]], and [[basement dwellers]] so that they will eventually only know the words "[[Kawaii|KAWAII]]" and "[[DESU]]", leading to the entire world to [[lulz|fully submit to Jewpan]].
 
Animu's secondary purpose is to introduce normal humans into [[Hentai|Jewpanese Aspie sexual practices]] including the [[torture]], [[Guro|mutilation]], [[rape]] and [[cannibalism]] of [[Loli|innocent children]] (sometimes with [[bestiality]] to add insult to injury!)
 
BTW, in IRL, call it a "[[cartoon]]". People say anime so it doesn't ruin their teenage self-esteem, (what little is left desu). People still cling to the genre even though it's been declared a fact that [https://discover.hubpages.com/entertainment/Why-Anime-Died-In-North-America '''Anime is Dead in North America'''].
 
[[File:D93.gif|thumb|right|Anime shows how much fun a girl can have eating ice-cream]]
[[Image:1339001142310.jpg|thumb|left|Why Japs worship the very same Americunts who nuked them, because at least they can earn popularity on [[Deviantart]].]]
==History==
==History==
[[Image:Bitchtitsass.jpg|thumb|Translation fail. Or not?]]
[[Image:Anime fag.jpg|thumb|What is this faggotry?]]
[[Image:Lolicon2343.jpg|thumb|Even though she is 13, she can take an 8 inch cock easily. and that's [[Baby Fuck|AWW-RIGHTTT!]]]]
Animu was due to the Jewnited States during World War II [[lulz|dropping atomic bombs on them]]. desu [[shit nobody cares about|The first animu was technically The Story of the Concierge Mukuzo Imokawa created in 1917, but the film Hakujaden, created in 1958 (by assholes) desu, is widely regarded as the first "modern" example of animu]]. In the [[2000s]], animu began to become [[popular]] in [[America]] desu.
Animu was created by [[trolls|talentless Japanese artists]] as a clue to how fucked up Japanese men's minds in Japan. This is due to the Americunts during World War II [[lulz|dropping atomic bombs on them]]. [[shit nobody cares about|The first animu was technically The Story of the Concierge Mukuzo Imokawa created in 1917, but the film Hakujaden, created in 1958 (by assholes), is widely regarded as the first "modern" example of animu]]. In the [[1980s]] and [[1990s]], animu began to become [[popular]] in [[America]].


Now, thanks to the [[Interbutts]], [[4chan|legions of kiddie-diddling male]] [[mouth-breather]]s walk the malls and school corridors of America, looking from beneath sweat-soaked cat ears to make your sweet little Suzie or Billy part of their sickening 2-D sexual scenario. And it's even worse in Japan, where animu has mutated into the nightmare of [[moe]], in which grown men now pine for [[Loli|tiny girls with no tits]] the way their dads used to fap to Ursula Andress or Raquel Welch.
Now, thanks to the [[Interbutts]], [[4chan|legions of kiddie-diddling male]] [[mouth-breather]]s walk the malls and school corridors of America, looking from beneath sweat-soaked cat ears to make your sweet little Suzie or Billy part of their sickening 2-D sexual scenario. And it's even worse in Japan, where animu has mutated into the nightmare of [[moe]], in which grown men now pine for [[Loli|tiny girls with no tits]] the way their dads used to fap to Ursula Andress or Raquel Welch desu. It has gone so far that even Hayao Miyazaki himself has stated animu is a terrible, terrible thing.


== The "Artform" ==
== The "Artform" ==
Animu is often praised for its [[Lie|art]]istry and the [[HAHAHA|high]] [[quality]] of the animation, even though in [[Truth|reality]], the animation is [[crap]], the low frame rate makes the movement choppy, meaning the animators are [[too lazy]] to draw any plausible movement, so the character stays still for 20 minutes while the mouth opens and closes. Animu is often bagged for its incredibly convoluted and constantly repeated story lines (erroneously called "plots"), its high amount of [[violence]], [[Secks|sex]] (including [[hentai|tentacle rape]], their favorite kind), foreign values like [[animal rights]], sportsmanship, self-respect and filial duty, and [[Porygon|its tendency to cause epileptic attacks in small children]]. Animu plots are often far-fetched, contrived and repetitive, quickly becoming boring and the "humour" quickly becoming [[unfunny]] to anyone who is not a brainwashed [[otaku]] with a [[Snapesnogger|negative IQ]].
Animu is often praised for its [[Lie|art]]istry and the [[HAHAHA|high]] [[quality]] of the animation, even though in [[Truth|reality]], the animation is [[crap]], the low frame rate makes the movement choppy, meaning the animators are [[too lazy]] to draw any plausible movement, so the character stays still for 20 minutes while the mouth opens and closes. Animu is often bagged for its incredibly convoluted and constantly repeated story lines (erroneously called "plots"), its high amount of [[violence]], [[Secks|sex]] (including [[hentai|tentacle rape]], their favorite kind), foreign values like [[animal rights]], sportsmanship, self-respect and filial duty, and [[Porygon|its tendency to cause epileptic attacks in small children]]. Animu plots are often far-fetched, contrived and repetitive, quickly becoming boring and the "humour" quickly becoming [[unfunny]] to anyone who is not a brainwashed [[otaku]] with a [[Snapesnogger|negative IQ]].


[[Image:Anime Boy.jpg|thumb|A typical male animu character.]]
[[Image:Anime Boy.jpg|thumb|A typical male animu character.]]
[[File:Sailor moon hookers and blow.jpg|thumb|right|Look at all the detail in that cock....]]


*'''Animu [[fag|males]]''' are usually [[Pro-ana|very skinny]] and effeminate with uber-fighting skills and silly whining galore, or are very muscular and ugly. Japs seem to think they are the toughest street [[gang]]stas in the world, dontchaknow. A significant trend is that the more [[punk|unique]] a character is, the longer they will survive, save for a few exceptions (e.g. Bad guys that aren't skinny, Bad guys that aren't oozing smugliness); generic foot-soldiers should at least put a large scar across their cheek in order to survive even a few episodes.
*'''Animu [[Wimminz|females]]''' are pretty much the only reason why anyone pays attention to this art in the first place and is what happens when Japs fap incessantly to Renaissance sculptures of Greco-Roman Goddesses and Catholic Angels and therefore get an over-idealised conception of [[Aryan]]s. They are usually [[White people|white]], wide-eyed, small-lipped busty and athletic supermodels with huge brains, epitomising the complete opposite of [[niggers]] in an attempt to make them as aryan as possible. However they also are [[Slut|absolutely submissive cocksucking machines]] who have eardrum-shattering high-pitched pre-adolescent voices because Japs can't let go of their obsession with little girls. Or the girls are [[Bitch|very emotionally conflicted]] and have a "deep voice", what would be a normal adult female speaking voice outside of Japan, and have a [[dark]], [[Emo|mysterious past]]. Chicks in <s>anime</s> [[hentai]] can't take fellatio without breaking their weak jaws and possibly blowing their heads apart. It is very hilarious when you, if a weeaboo, go to Japan and find out that their females, far from the Aryan-supermodel-angels you were expecting, turn out to be ugly smelly skeletons with horizontal [[vagina dentata]]s and are feminists who will just date you only to scam you out of your money.  


*'''Animu [[Wimminz|females]]''' are usually busty, firm-bodied, [[White people|white]], over-emotional and have eardrum-shattering high-pitched pre-adolescent voices because Japs whack off to the voices of little girls. Or the girls have a "deep voice", what would be a normal adult female speaking voice outside of Japan, and have a [[dark]], mysterious past which create anti-lulz. Chicks in <s>anime</s> [[hentai]] can't take fellatio without breaking their weak jaws and possibly blowing their small noses apart. They will [[squee|coo]] eagerly for real Americunt man meat, in contrast to the almost nonexistent [[bishie syndrome|bishie]] penises that girls [[IRL]] prefer to [[you|yours]].
*'''Animu [[fag|males]]''' are usually [[Pro-ana|very skinny]], hairless and effeminate [[faggot|homosexuals]] with uber-fighting skills and silly philosopho-whining galore and a phobia of women (influenced by Japan's destruction under the feminist plague), if they are good guys. If not, such as in [[One Piece]] of Shit, they are turned into hypermuscular super-caricatures of [[niggers]] (see below) and look like they are going to rape the closest female or bishonen in the nearest [[prison]].  


*'''[[Niggers|People of significant skin tone and prominent labial characteristics]]''' rarely exist in animu, and when they do, they usually look like something out of a banned Bugs Bunny cartoon from the 1950's. White [[Otaku]]s excuse this by claiming that "Japan is an isolated island with no knowledge of the outside world", which is total [[bullshit]]; Japan has uber-technology (just look at their giant humanoid robots) and most Japs have more access to teh Internets than Americans do. [[IRL]], Japs are a very [[racist]] people but still love everything [[White people|Western]], especially after their defeat in [[World War II]]. For some reason, in animu they seem to be obsessed with [[France]]. Fortunately, as displayed later, [[Germany]] is retaking its positions.  
*'''[[Niggers|People of significant skin tone and prominent labial characteristics]]''' rarely exist in animu, and when they do, they usually look like something out of a banned Bugs Bunny cartoon from the 1950's. White [[Otaku]]s excuse this by claiming that "Japan is an isolated island with no knowledge of the outside world", which is total [[bullshit]]; Japan has uber-technology (just look at their <s>giant humanoid robots</s> [[Gundam]]s) and most Japs have more access to teh Internets than Americans do. [[IRL]], Japs are a very [[racist]] people but still love everything [[White people|Western]], especially after their defeat in [[World War II]]. For some reason, in animu they seem to be obsessed with [[France]]. Fortunately, as displayed later, [[Germany]] is retaking its positions. The way they design their anime females as the complete opposite of niggers (dark skin, bootlips, flat noses and small brains) and the laws against immigration of niggers in Japan prove that at the very least, they share the common knowledge that niggers are Apes.


More recent animus are even gayer and have characters with bug-eyes that literally take up more than half of their face, hair that is bright and colorful enough to give someone a fucking headache, a nose that's impossible to see without a microscope, and girls that orgasm every 10 seconds for no fucking reason whatsoever. Of course, in [[typical]] animu, everyone can jump [[at least 100]] feet in the air and punch through solid concrete-reinforced steel or swing a [[Epic Sword Guy|sword]] hard enough to create a tornado like Japs wish they could do in real life. Despite claims that Anime people are white, the small jaw and lack of a real brow indicate that they are Japanese people without squinty eyes.
More recent animus are even gayer and have characters with bug-eyes that literally take up more than half of their face, hair that is bright and colorful enough to give someone a fucking headache, a nose that's impossible to see without a microscope, and girls that orgasm every 10 seconds for no fucking reason whatsoever. Of course, in [[typical]] animu, everyone can jump [[at least 100]] feet in the air and punch through solid concrete-reinforced steel or swing a [[Epic Sword Guy|sword]] hard enough to create a tornado like Japs wish they could do in real life.


They also refuse to call Japanese cartoons "cartoons" because this is an English word, and they have forgotten how to use it because of brain-damaging, [[Wikipedia:Banned_episodes_of_Pok%C3%A9mon#Electric_Soldier_Porygon|seizure-inducing cartoons]] and eating those sugar-laden [[Pocky|Choco-sawdust Sticks]]. However, they are excellent at [[Rage|enraging]] every normal person within earshot simply by bullshitting about these unimportant aspects of Japan.
They also refuse to call Japanese cartoons "cartoons" because this is an English word, and they have forgotten how to use it because of brain-damaging, [[Wikipedia:Banned_episodes_of_Pok%C3%A9mon#Electric_Soldier_Porygon|seizure-inducing cartoons]] and eating those sugar-laden [[Pocky|Choco-sawdust Sticks]]. However, they are excellent at [[Rage|enraging]] every normal person within earshot simply by bullshitting about these unimportant aspects of Japan.
=== The ten commandments of why Anime sucks ass ===
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# It comes from [[azn|asian]] people. Everything asian is inherently wrong.
# There is no originality in Anime, everything has already been done by the west. Example: "Lodoss War" = "Lord of the Rings" * multiplied by gay.
# Anime is just a way for fucked up little asian men to get off by raping little Anime girls with tentacle dick monsters. Refer to commandment one.
# Anime sends the message to American youth that it is cool to be annoying like the protaganist of Pokemon. If uncured, your child might become the next [[Chris-Chan]]!
# Anime art generally sucks. It's very uninspired and any kind of good design is instantly ruined by soulless, blank, and empty doll-like abominations with absurdly large eyes.
# 90% of men that watch anime are gay pedophiles. 75% of women that watch Anime are mildly-to-definitely retarded. (Statistics can be verified at the FBI's homepage)
# Anime has been proven to lower the IQ of young children. It may also cause your offspring to become a [[Tom_Preston|failed artist]].
# Anime comes from asia. everything asian is morally wrong. Again, refer to commandment one.
# Anime is destroying the environment, adding to global warming and has made cancer rates all over the planet skyrocket.
# Anime has been shown to break down nuclear family ties and cause children to hate their parents.
This is all true. We are a team of sociology experts with several degrees at a university in a major metropolitan area of the planet.


===OMG [[Hot]]!===
===OMG [[Hot]]!===
[[Image:DBZhentai16.jpg|thumb|right|Six [[tits|reasons]] to watch [[Dragon Ball Z]]]]


Animu chicks, with their irresistible giant eyes, eardrum piercing voices, oddly colored she-[[mullet]] hair, their lipless mouths, and their tendency to act like complete [[fucktard|fucktarded]] [[whores]], have managed to find themselves entering the wet dreams of many [[lonely]] [[nerds]], resulting some to prefer animu ladies to [[RL]] wimminz. This is probably because Animu bitches don't care if you're [[fat]], greasy, and masturbate to [[lolicon]]. They don't slap you in the face when you compliment their [[tits]] before even properly introducing yourself, and they don't call the [[police]] when they find you in their room masturbating into their [[panties]] whilst holding their [[baby]] photos in your spare hand. The ladies of the animu world don't care about such trivial matters of which was just mentioned, [[Fact|all they want to do is engage in deviant sex acts with you]]. In this way animu girls are very similar to the [[Russians]].  
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[[Image:Sailor moon hookers and blow.jpg|thumb|Look at all the detail in that cock....]]
[[Image:DBZhentai16.jpg|thumb|Six [[tits|reasons]] to watch [[Dragon Ball Z]]]]
 
Animu chicks, with their irresistible giant eyes, eardrum piercing voices, oddly colored she-[[mullet]] hair, their lipless mouths, rubber tits, and their tendency to act like <s>complete [[fucktard|fucktarded]] [[whores]]</s> normal women, have managed to find themselves entering the wet dreams of many [[lonely]] [[nerds]], resulting some to prefer animu ladies to [[RL]] wimminz. This is probably because Animu bitches don't care if you're [[fat]], greasy, and masturbate to [[lolicon]]. They don't slap you in the face when you compliment their [[tits]], before even properly introducing yourself, and they don't call the [[police]] when they find you in their room masturbating into their [[panties]] whilst holding their [[baby]] photos in your spare hand. The ladies of the animu world don't care about such trivial matters of which was just mentioned. [[Fact|All they want to do is engage in deviant sex acts with you]]. In this way Animu girls are very similar to the [[Russians]].


Animu girls also have the am[[azn]] ability to materialize a massive bludgeoning weapon out of thin air and yell "[[hentai|BAKA HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!]]" at an ear-splitting volume and [[Love Hina|beating the living shit out of the male protagonists.]]
Animu girls also have the am[[azn]] ability to materialize a massive bludgeoning weapon out of thin air and yell "[[hentai|BAKA HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!]]" at an ear-splitting volume and [[Love Hina|beating the living shit out of the male protagonists.]]


{{Main|Hentai}}
===Moe===


===Moe===
[[Image:Moe~.jpg|thumb|100px|left|See if you can spot some moe characteristics here.]]
[[Image:Moe~.jpg|thumb|100px|left|See if you can spot some moe characteristics here.]]


Moe (or 萌), not to be confused with Moe Syzlak from [[The Simpsons]], is a Japanese slang word referring to a [[fetish]] or love for characters in animu, manga and [[video games]]. The word has come to be used as a general term for a [[rape|hobby]], [[rape|enthusiasm]], or a [[lie|non-sexual fetish]]. Moe characters have appealing traits such as glasses, clumsiness, young age, cute dress... basically all suitable characteristics for someone who is [[asking for it]]. This is why characters like these are largely included in many animus; authors like to create their show with as little effort as possible, as when a moe character is introduced all other qualities of the show can be thrown out the window, since animu fans only care about [[masturbation|character development]] which tends to spread out across 30-ish episodes, if not more.
Moe (or 萌)), not to be confused with Moe Syzlak from [[The Simpsons]], is a Japanese slang word referring to a [[fetish]] or love for characters in animu, manga and [[video games]]. The word has come to be used as a general term for a [[rape|hobby]], [[rape|enthusiasm]], or a [[lie|non-sexual fetish]]. Moe characters have appealing traits such as glasses, clumsiness, young age, cute dress... basically all suitable characteristics for someone who is [[asking for it]]. This is why characters like these are largely included in many animus; authors like to create their show with as little effort as possible, as when a moe character is introduced all other qualities of the show can be thrown out the window, since animu fans only care about [[masturbation|character development]], which tends to spread out across 30 or more episodes, if not even more.


===[[Emoticon|Chibi]]===
===[[Emoticon|Chibi]]===
[[Image:Jenslink.jpg|thumb|100px|[[OMG]][[kawaii|KAWAII]][[oneoneone|!1!!!!111!]]]]


The pinnacle of absolute [[faggotry]] and lack of imagination, Chibi is the offspring of worthless [[wapanese]] [[cockmongler|cockminds]] following a [[aids|two-step animé tutorial]] in order to feel [[goronchev|clever]] and [[Autistic|artistic]]. Also known as "Super-Hyper-Ultra-Deformed" (or simply super-deformed, [[wikipedia:SD|SD]]), it is the bastardized version of the Japanese word "chiisai", which means "small." [[Otaku]] apply this term to pictures of animu characters with compacted, stubby little bodies and gigantic, oversized heads. [[Fangirl]]s have yet to realize that no Japanese person over the age of 6 ever uses this term. Everyone on [[4chan]] commonly fap to this shit due to its similarity to [[loli]].
[[Image:Jenslink.jpg|thumb|130px|[[OMG]][[kawaii|KAWAII]][[oneoneone|!1!!!!111!]]]]
 
The pinnacle of absolute [[faggotry]] and lack of imagination, Chibi is the offspring of worthless [[wapanese]] [[cockmongler|cockminds]] following a [[aids|two-step animé tutorial]] in order to feel [[goronchev|clever]] and [[Autistic|artistic]]. Also known as "Super-Hyper-Ultra-Deformed" (or simply super-deformed, [[wikipedia:SD|SD]]), it is the bastardized version of the Japanese word "chiisai", which means "small." [[Otaku]] apply this term to pictures of animu characters with compacted, stubby little bodies and gigantic, oversized heads. [[Fangirl]]s have yet to realize that no Japanese person over the age of 6 ever uses this term. Everyone on [[4chan]] commonly faps to this shit due to its similarity to [[loli]].


Chibi is responsible for creating the many [[otaku emoticons]] that have remained alive to this very day. It is also commonly used by the [[yaoi]] community to describe the [[snca|uke]] in a relationship.
Chibi is responsible for creating the many [[otaku emoticons]] that have remained alive to this very day. It is also commonly used by the [[yaoi]] community to describe the [[snca|uke]] in a relationship.
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==[[Fangirls]] and [[Fanboys]]==
==[[Fangirls]] and [[Fanboys]]==
[[Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|thumb|Typical Animu fan. Note the magazine used as a human substitute, so [[ronery]].]]
[[Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Typical Animu fan. Note the magazine used as a human substitute, so [[ronery]].]]
Animu has an enormous [[fandom]] worldwide consisting mostly of [[16 year old girls]], [[13 year old boys]], and 30-something [[basement-dweller]] males, and there are literally thousands of [[communities]] on [[LiveJournal]] devoted to this art form. Another site, [[Pisoga]], is devoted ''entirely'' to animu and consists of hundreds of fans. Hardcore animu fans call themselves [[otaku]]s, and spend most of their time masturbating to and making [[AMV]]s which they then upload to JewTube.
[[Image:Mornomism_isnt_good.jpg|thumb|center|300px|Another good example of an average anime fan, [[Lord Foxworth|Foxworth]].]]
Animu has an enormous [[fandom]] worldwide consisting mostly of [[16 year old girls]], [[13 year old boys]], and 30-something [[basement-dweller]] males, and there are literally thousands of [[communities]] on [[Facebook]], [[Twitter]], [[DeviantArt]], and everywhere else, devoted to this retarded "art form". Another site, [[Pisoga]], is devoted ''entirely'' to animu and consists of hundreds of fans. Not to mention [[4chan]], the Pearly GHates Of [[Faggotry]]. Hardcore animu fans call themselves [[otaku]]s, and spend most of their time masturbating to and making [[AMV]]s which they then upload to JewTube.


Fanboys/Fangirls watch an unhealthy amount of animu, Causing their eyes to stretch to unholy widths until they look like full blown owl-eyed [[India|Indians.]]
Fanboys/Fangirls watch an unhealthy amount of animu, Causing their eyes to stretch to unholy widths until they look like full blown owl-eyed [[India|Indians.]]
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== Animu Genres ==
== Animu Genres ==
[[Image:Bubblegumcrisistokyo.jpg|thumb|[[Girls]] are usually drawn in skin tight spandex.]]
[[Image:Bubblegumcrisistokyo.jpg|thumb|[[Girls]] are usually drawn in skin tight spandex.]]
[[image:Naziganguro.jpg‎|thumb|Nazi's love anime too]]
[[Image:Naziganguro.jpg|thumb|[[Nazis]] love anime too]]
[[Image:Empowered.jpg|thumb|Imitation Western anime, don't be fooled!]]
[[Image:Empowered.jpg|thumb|Imitation Western anime, don't be fooled!]]
[[Image:Shonen_anime_it's_all_the_same_shit.jpg|thumb|Shonen anime, summarized]]
[[Image:Shonen_anime_it's_all_the_same_shit.jpg|thumb|Shonen anime, summarized]]
Note that some shows are listed under multiple genres. While one would expect that a show with multiple genres is more intricate, complex and interesting, each additional genre actually just compounds the [[fail]] already present.
Note that some shows are listed under multiple genres. While one would expect that a show with multiple genres is more intricate, complex and interesting, each additional genre actually just compounds the [[fail]] already present.


* '''Action:''' Usually a bunch of half-[[naked]] men who need pro-lax [[Dragonforce|beating the crap out of each other until the world ends]]. Most plots revolve around some smarmy douchebag trying to take over the planet. The hero spends the entire series slowly trying to increase his power level to [[9,001]] in order to defeat the enemy and prevent him from destroying the world.  
* '''Action:''' Usually a bunch of half-[[naked]] men who need pro-lax [[Dragonforce|beating the crap out of each other until the world ends]]. Most plots revolve around some smarmy douchebag trying to take over the planet. The hero spends the entire series slowly trying to increase his power level to [[9,001]] in order to defeat the enemy and prevent him from destroying the world.
** ''Examples: [[Bleach]], [[Dragon Ball Z]], [[Inuyasha]], [[Naruto]], [[Fist of the North Star]].''
** ''Examples: [[Dragon Ball Z]], [[Beyblade]], [[Sailor Moon]], [[Bleach]], [[Danganronpa]], [[One Piece]], [[Inuyasha]], [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]], Black Lagoon, [[Naruto]], [[Fist of the North Star]].''
* '''Adventure:''' A group of kids or one [[loser|kid]] going off on a "wild, wacky, and fun adventure!" Typically as idiotic as it sounds. You'd have more adventure if you spent the [[money]] you used on the animu DVD on a pellet gun to have an epic battle with an obese raccoon to eventually march around carrying it on a battle stander.
* '''Adventure:''' A group of kids or one [[loser|kid]] going off on a "wild, wacky, and fun adventure!" Typically as idiotic as it sounds. You'd have more adventure if you spent the [[money]] you used on the animu DVD on a pellet gun to have an epic battle with an obese raccoon to eventually march around carrying it on a battle stander.
** ''Examples: [[Digimon]], Negima, [[One Piece]], Fruit's Basket, Slayers.''
** ''Examples: [[Pokémon]], [[Dragon Ball Z]], [[Digimon]], [[Beyblade]], Negima, [[One Piece]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], Danganronpa, [[Fist of the North Star]], Black Lagoon, Ghost Story, Fruit's Basket, Slayers, Promised neverland.''
* '''[[Drama]]:''' Plenty of character development, and complicated plot twists that [[you]]'d only watch if your [[mother]] lets you feel her [[boobs]] afterwards. Which she won't because she's [[necrophilia|fucking]] your grandfather.
* '''[[Drama]]:''' Plenty of character development, and complicated plot twists that [[you]]'d only watch if your [[mother]] lets you feel her [[boobs]] afterwards. Which she won't because she's [[necrophilia|fucking]] your grandfather.
** ''Examples: [[Ouran High School Host Club]], Popotan, [[Love Hina]], Galaxy Express 999, [[Air]].''
** ''Examples: [[Ouran High School Host Club]], Popotan, [[Love Hina]], Galaxy Express 999, [[Air]], To love ru, Domestic girlfriend, Your name, Kimi no todoke.''
* '''Educational:''' The moar you know!
* '''Educational:''' The moar you know!
* '''[[Harem Comedy|Harem]]:''' An [[otaku]]'s wet dream come true. The main character gets surrounded by dozens of hot bitches (and/or gay men and/or [[traps]]) who yearn for nothing but to get some [[booty]]. In each case, the main character is too much of a closeted-[[homosexual]] to take full advantage of the filthy, filthy sluts surrounding him or her. Often accompanied by excessive fanservice to compensate for the lack of original storylines. Famous for having roughly 52 episodes per season with the [[Uncyclopedia|exact same plot]].  
** ''Examples: Cells at work.
** ''Examples: [[Love Hina]], [[Ouran High School Host Club]], Shuffle, [[Rosario + Vampire]].''
* '''[[Harem Comedy|Harem]]:''' An [[otaku]]'s wet dream come true. The main character gets surrounded by dozens of hot bitches (and/or gay men and/or [[traps]]) who yearn for nothing but to get some [[booty]]. In each case, the main character is too much of a closeted-[[homosexual]] or an [[emo]]/[[nihilist]] faggot to take full advantage of the filthy, filthy sluts surrounding him or her. Often accompanied by excessive fanservice to compensate for the lack of original storylines. Famous for having roughly 52 episodes per season with the [[Uncyclopedia|exact same plot]].
* '''[[History|Historical]]:''' Have storylines that are based in the past. Normally based upon Homosexual, Cross dressing Victorians or Girly men inhumanly strong sword wielders or Demons that are total cocks.  
** ''Examples: [[Love Hina]], [[Ouran High School Host Club]], Shuffle, [[Rosario + Vampire]], Hyouka, Oregairu, Highschool DxD, Maken-ki!.''
** ''Examples: Rurouni Kenshin, [[InuYasha]], Kuroshituji.'' Etc..Etc..  
* '''[[History|Historical]]:''' Have storylines that are based in the past. Normally based upon Homosexual, Cross dressing Victorians or Girly men inhumanly strong sword wielders or Demons that are total cocks.
* '''Horror:''' Uses [[religious]] and [[Cthulhu|supernatural]] shit with plenty of [[guro]] to scare the lil' kiddies. Type of animu you'd see on Cartoon Network every weekday morning.  
** ''Examples: Rurouni Kenshin, [[InuYasha]], Kuroshituji.'' Etc..Etc..
** ''Examples: [[Hellsing]], [[Blood]]+, Trinity Blood, [[Vampire|Vampire Hunter D]], D Gray Man.'' (Notice a pattern here?)
* '''Horror:''' Uses [[religious]] and [[Cthulhu|supernatural]] shit with plenty of [[guro]] to scare the lil' kiddies. Type of animu you'd see on Cartoon Network every weekday morning.
* '''[[Humor]]:''' Have storylines devoted entirely to endless references to some other shitty animu or sexual harassment (the Japs call it 'fanservice' and seem to think that it is funny). Of course, there is nothing in animu that can be considered funny unless you're an animu [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]] who [[orgasm|gets wet]] over anything made by Japan, or an ED sysop.  
** ''Examples: [[Parasyte]], [[Blood]]+, [[Hellsing]], [[Higurashi]], Ghost Story, Danganronpa, Deadman Wonderland, D Gray Man, Trinity Blood, [[Vampire|Vampire Hunter D]], Ghost Hunt, Hell Girl, Highschool of the death''
** ''Example: [[Lucky Star]], [[Azumanga Daioh]], Gintama, BoBoBo-BoBoBoBo-BoBoBoBoBoBoobs.''
* '''[[Humor]]:''' Have storylines devoted entirely to endless references to some other shitty animu or sexual harassment (the Japs call it 'fanservice' and seem to think that it is funny). Of course, there is nothing in animu that can be considered funny unless you're an animu [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]] who [[orgasm|gets wet]] over anything made by Japan, or an ED sysop.
** ''Example: [[Lucky Star]], [[Azumanga Daioh]], Ghost Story, Gintama, [[Boobs|BoBoBo-BoBoBoBo-BoBoBoBoBoBoobs]], Mariaholic, KonoSuba''
* '''Miscellaneous:''' Basically a combination of genres mentioned that [[always|sometimes]] produces [[lulz]]
* '''Miscellaneous:''' Basically a combination of genres mentioned that [[always|sometimes]] produces [[lulz]]
** ''Example: [[Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt|Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]]'' - The [[Asians|guys]] behind [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] said "fuck it" and decided to make the most [[random]], [[violent]], [[cum|sex-filled]] animu yet. Don't believe me? Panty ([[lulz|yes, thats her name]]) uses a gun that transforms from her panties [[whore|that she takes off in public.]]
** ''Example: [[Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt|Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]]'' - The [[Asians|guys]] behind [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] said "fuck it" and decided to make the most [[random]], [[violent]], [[cum|sex-filled]] animu yet. Don't believe me? Panty ([[lulz|yes, thats her name]]) uses a gun that transforms from her panties [[whore|that she takes off in public, if she is even wearing them because her whole reason for being is to fuck anything with a dick so she might have to look for them on her purse or in her pocket.]]
* '''[[Psychological]]:''' Animu mind fuck. Tries to come off as deep and thought-provoking by using at least one metaphor per sentence in a pitiful attempt to sound [[Philosophy|philosophical]]. Very popular among the [[oxymoron|intellectual animu viewer]] because it acts very deep, however most normal people have long realized that the entire plot is [[bullshit]].  
* '''[[Psychological]]:''' Animu mind fuck. Tries to come off as deep and thought-provoking by using at least one metaphor per sentence in a pitiful attempt to sound [[Philosophy|philosophical]]. Very popular among the [[oxymoron|intellectual animu viewer]] because it acts very deep, however most normal people have long realized that the entire plot is [[bullshit]].
** ''Examples: [[Death Note]] ([[NO U]]), [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]], Akira, Perfect Blue.''
** ''Examples: [[Death Note]] ([[NO U]]), Danganronpa, Black Lagoon, [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]], Akira, Perfect Blue, Made in Abbys.''
* '''[[Robot]]/Mecha:''' If you love deep plots then you will love [[TO THE MAX|GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER]]! FUCK YEAH! Usually ends with the entire city being destroyed [[for great justice]], but usually is fine by the next episode.
* '''[[Robot]]/Mecha:''' If you love deep plots then you will love [[TO THE MAX|GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER]]! FUCK YEAH! Usually ends with the entire city being destroyed [[for great justice]], but usually is fine by the next episode.
** ''Examples: [[Gundam Wing]], [[Zoids]], [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]], Full Metal Panic, Gravion, GoDannar, Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, Patlabor, Dominion Tank Police, [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|Gurren Laggan]], [[Shit|MD Geist]].''
** ''Examples: [[Gundam Wing]], [[Zoids]], [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]], Full Metal Panic, Gravion, GoDannar, Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, Patlabor, Dominion Tank Police, [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|Gurren Laggan]], [[Shit|MD Geist]], [[Darling in the FranXX]], SSSS.Gridman, Dynazenon.''
* '''[[Forever Alone|Romance]]:''' If you love a bit of romance between two characters blossoming into full-blown love, anime is ''not'' the place for you; very rarely do characters ever get together especially in shorter anime series, and it usually involves the male being emotionally comparable to a sack of potatoes, while the female pines for his [[dick|man-meat]] because said guy is too fucking stupid to notice her. The end of the series usually results in the guy reciprocating his feelings, but the whole series was just a waste of fucking time anyway. This isn't always the case though, sometimes the guy slowly falls for her while he's oblivious to the fact that she likes him for some reason or other and [[unfunny|hijinks ensue]] from that. One character may also fall under the [[Moonspeak|"Tsundere"]] category, where they'll be an absolute cunt to the other but then [[weed|chill the fuck out]] as the series progresses. [[Orgy|Harem]] counts as romance, but the guy is normally oblivious to the girls' feelings for him, or is a raging pervert and gets nosebleeds every 5 fucking seconds.
* '''[[Tentacles|Romance]]:''' If you love a bit of romance between two characters blossoming into full-blown love, anime is ''not'' the place for you; very rarely do characters ever get together especially in shorter anime series, and it usually involves the male being emotionally comparable to a sack of potatoes, while the female pines for his [[dick|man-meat]] because said guy is too fucking stupid to notice her. The end of the series usually results in the guy reciprocating his feelings, but the whole series was just a waste of fucking time anyway. This isn't always the case though, sometimes the guy slowly falls for her while he's oblivious to the fact that she likes him for some reason or other and [[unfunny|hijinks ensue]] from that. One character may also fall under the [[Moonspeak|"Tsundere"]] category, where they'll be an absolute cunt to the other but then [[weed|chill the fuck out]] as the series progresses. [[Orgy|Harem]] counts as romance, but the guy is normally oblivious to the girls' feelings for him, or is a raging pervert and gets nosebleeds every 5 fucking seconds. All of it sold to faggots who like to use the word "basically" like it's fucking shampoo
** ''Examples: Angel Beats!, [[Bleach]] (the ginger bird with huge [[tits]]), [[Cardcaptor Sakura]], Infinite Stratos and Midori Days.''
** ''Examples: Angel Beats!, [[Bleach]] (the ginger bird with huge [[tits]]), [[Cardcaptor Sakura]], [[Infinite Stratos]], Midori Days, Kiss X sis, Rent A Girlfriend.''
* '''Science Fiction:''' Usually set in the future in which the city/nation/world was destroyed and rebuilt only to be destroyed again by robots, [[aliens]], or a big fucking explosion. A rule of thumb is that for every sci-fi animu made, the number of [[alien]] [[rule 34]] media that will be shat out of the [[tubes]] will exceed the number of points in the Dow Jones Industrial Average circa 2007.. Fight scenes feature futuristic weapons including light sabres and [[guns|laser guns]].  
* '''Science Fiction:''' Usually set in the future in which the city/nation/world was destroyed and rebuilt only to be destroyed again by robots, [[aliens]], or a big fucking explosion. A rule of thumb is that for every sci-fi animu made, the number of [[alien]] [[rule 34]] media that will be shat out of the [[tubes]] will exceed the number of points in the Dow Jones Industrial Average circa 2007.. Fight scenes feature futuristic weapons including light sabres and [[guns|laser guns]].
** ''Examples: [[Cowboy Bebop]], [[Ghost in the Shell]], Akira, Gall Force.''
** ''Examples: [[Cowboy Bebop]], [[Ghost in the Shell]], [[Beyblade]], [[One Punch Man]], Danganronpa, Akira, Gall Force, [[Kill la Kill]].''
* '''Shōjo:''' [[Wapanese]] for "[[loli|little girl]]". This genre features more ''SOOO CUUUTE!!!'' Japanese [[Hello Kitty|merchandise]] than [[Kirk Johnson]] can fit inside his [[Goatse|gaping]] [[asshole]]. Nobody dies and FUCKING EVERYTHING must look cute including the bad guys. Meaning it's basically a [[12]]-to-[[16]]-year-old girl's wet dream.  
* '''Shōjo:''' [[Wapanese]] for "[[loli|little girl]]". This genre features more ''SOOO CUUUTE!!!'' Japanese [[Hello Kitty|merchandise]] than [[Kirk Johnson]] can fit inside his [[Goatse|gaping]] [[asshole]]. Nobody dies and FUCKING EVERYTHING must look cute including the bad guys. Meaning it's basically a [[12]]-to-[[16]]-year-old girl's Or a [[Pedophiles]] wet dream.
** ''Examples: [[Hamtaro]], [[Sailor Moon]], [[Cardcaptor Sakura]], Digi Carrot.''
** ''Examples: [[Hamtaro]], [[Pokémon]], [[Sailor Moon]], [[Cardcaptor Sakura]], Digi Carrot, Kiniro mosaic.''
* '''Shōnen:''' [[Wapanese]] for "[[13-year-old boy|young boy]]". These shows are aimed at [[13-year old boys]]. Usually has little plot, plenty of [[Metal|heavy]] [[music]] and [[Lame|softcore]] [[hentai]] to feed their growing minds and [[shlongs]].  
* '''Shōnen:''' [[Wapanese]] for "[[13-year-old boy|young boy]]". These shows are aimed at [[13-year old boys]]. Usually has little plot, plenty of [[Metal|heavy]] [[music]] and [[Lame|softcore]] [[hentai]] to feed their growing minds and [[shlongs]].
** ''Examples: [[Naruto]], [[Digimon]], [[Pokémon]], [[Beyblade]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], Full Metal Alchemist.''
** ''Examples: [[Naruto]], [[Digimon]], [[Pokémon]], [[Beyblade]], [[Death Note]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], Danganronpa, [[Full Metal Alchemist]], Hunter X Hunter, Fairy tail.''
* '''[[Sports]]:''' Animu about sports, genius. Remains unpopular because most [[weeaboo]] are [[lazy]] and too [[overweight]] to engage in physical activity without having a [[heart attack]].  
* '''[[Sports]]:''' Animu about sports, genius. Remains unpopular because most [[weeaboo]] are [[lazy]] and too [[overweight]] to engage in physical activity without having a [[heart attack]].
** ''Examples: The Prince of Tennis, [[Awesome|Captain Tsubasa]] (about soccer), Eyeshield 21.'' (Football? In my Japan?)
** ''Examples: The Prince of Tennis, [[Awesome|Captain Tsubasa]] (about soccer), Eyeshield 21.(Football? In my Japan?), [[Gay|Haikyuu!]].''
* '''Isekai:''' Basically, some kid (Usually a Shy, No life, NEET faggot '''or''' a Perverted loser) got Transported/Summoned/Sent to another world, similliar to ours (Usually A somekind of an alternate version of [[Medieval]] [[Europe]] but with fantasy garbage in it), to either save them from the "[[Doom|Demon lord's inavasion]]", Or to Rule a Kingdom made up of Humans, [[Jews|Elves]], [[Furfags|Half-animal beings]], and other kind of Subhumans.
** ''Examples: [[KonoSuba]], Re:Zero, Overlord, Familiar of Zero, [[Nazi|Youjo senki]], Rising of the shield Hero.''
* '''Military:''' Oh finally a genre that [[Nope|might Interest you!]], who doesn't love good old fashioned imperialism? or just seeing the JSDF kicking [[Muslims|Terrorist]] asses? just like on those [[Hollywood]] [[Americunt]] movies. Unfortunately for modern day Japan, They have never gotten themselves involved in a full blown war unlike their [[America|Zionist Occupied masterminds]] and if they ever dare to make an anime about them going on a war with [[China|their enemy]] or just about Imperial Japan in general the [[Chinks]] and those dog eating [[Gooks]] would chimpout and start boycotting animus and as a result, the Japs would lost their No 1 markets for animu and mangos, So once again they have to resort to Imagination......
** ''Examples: Legend of the Galactic Heroes, [[Code Geass]], Hellsing Ultimate, [[Attack on Titan]], [[GATE]], Girl’s Last Tour.''
* '''[[Religious]]:''' The animated equivalent of [[Chick tracts]].
* '''[[Religious]]:''' The animated equivalent of [[Chick tracts]].
** ''Example: Superbook'' - Commissioned by [[Pat Robertson]] in the late 70s. Yes, Pat Robertson was into animu before [[you]] even existed.  
** ''Example: Superbook'' - Commissioned by [[Pat Robertson]] in the late 70s. Yes, Pat Robertson was into animu before [[you]] even existed and Bible Black (Yes. It does count,  owing to the amount of [[Christfag]] imagery the series uses).




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==Fail War With /sp/==


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On February 15, 2010 a small minority of [[4chan]] /[[sp/]] trolls launched one of their [[raid|fail raids]] against /[[a/]]. The attack garnered little attention and could have been thwarted completely with simple [[mod]] intervention. After the [[shotacon|12 year-olds]] had lost interest and gone to bed, /a/'s [[tripfag]]s felt it appropriate to spam /sp/ with [[fag]]gy diplomacy threads. The /sp/artan [[rednecks]] didn't take kindly to this nicey-nice gesture and a counterstrike ensued. The conflict eventually devolved into /a/ being spammed with "[[mfw|my face]]" and "You're all gonna die alone" threads, and /sp/ being exposed to the ungodly horrors of gay animu [[pornography]] . More 12 year-old [[faggots]] (particularly from /mu/) eventually joined in, mostly in support of /a/, and contributed to the clusterfuck until the faggot mod finally finished masturbating to [[child porn]] and went on a banning spree. In the end, nothing was gained except a realization by most chantards that [[4chan]] had a sports board.
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==Fail War With /sp/==
On February 15, 2010 a small minority of [[4chan]] /[[sp/]] trolls launched one of their [[raid|fail raids]] against /[[a/]]. The attack garnered little attention and could have been thwarted completely with simple [[mod]] intervention. After the [[shotacon|12 year-olds]] had lost interest and gone to bed, /a/'s [[tripfag]]s felt it appropriate to spam /sp/ with [[fag]]gy diplomacy threads. The /sp/artan [[rednecks]] didn't take kindly to this nicey-nice gesture and a counterstrike ensued. The conflict eventually devolved into /a/ being spammed with "[[mfw|my face]]" and "You're all gonna die alone" threads, and /sp/ being exposed to the ungodly horrors of gay animu [[pornography]] . More 12 year-old [[faggots]] (particularly from /mu/) eventually joined in, mostly in support of /a/, and contributed to the clusterfuck until the faggot mod finally finished masturbating to [[child porn]] and went on a banning spree. In the end, nothing was gained except a realization by most chantards that [[4chan]] had a sports board.  


==Gallery of Typical Animu Clichés==
==Gallery of Typical Animu Clichés==
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File:AnimePoeticIrony.jpg|[[bestiality|Japanese]] [[loli|childhood]] [[sick fuck|customs]]
File:Anime Junky.jpg|This card is [[Doing it wrong]]. All animu junkies are white.
Image:Cockpushup.jpg|Typical <s>random</s> moment in animu.
File:Cockpushup.jpg|Typical <s>random</s> moment in animu.
Image:LOL - Copy.jpg|Typical animu fan behavior.
[[Image:Raels girls.jpg|thumb|left|If you noticed she is holding a watermelon first, then you are completely normal.]]
File:LOL - Copy.jpg|Typical animu fan behavior.
File:Wolf guy3.jpg|The [[wolfaboo]] manga (not photoshopped)
File:Wolf guy3.jpg|The [[wolfaboo]] manga (not photoshopped)
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File:pissanime.jpg|[[Uncyclopedia|AHHHHH!]] [[piss|PISS!]] MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
Image:Anime Junky.jpg|This card is [[Doing it wrong]]. All animu junkies are white.
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Image:pissanime.jpg|[[Uncyclopedia|AHHHHH!]] [[piss|PISS!]] MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
File:Outlaw Star LOL WUT.jpg|[[Engrish]] text is a must in any anime!
Image:Outlaw Star LOL WUT.jpg|[[Engrish]] text is a must in any anime!
File:AnimeGirl Suicide.jpg|Animu gets [[real]]
Image:AnimeGirl Suicide.jpg|Animu gets [[real]]
File:Wtf.JPG|An example of a crucial plot point in manga.
Image:Nigger.JPG|The only time animu has been right.
Image:Raels girls.jpg|If you noticed she is holding a watermelon first, then you are completely normal.
Image:Wtf.JPG|An example of a crucial plot point in manga.
File:Anime Pedophilia 2.jpg|The fact that almost every animu has 12 year old girls as sexual objects isn't pedophilia at all; it's just "Japanese culture"
Image:Anime Pedophilia 2.jpg|The fact that almost every animu has 12 year old girls as sexual objects isn't pedophilia at all; it's just "Japanese culture"
File:Lulz bed.jpg|I don't know what's worse; The [[You|lowlife]] who would use this bed sheet, or the [[masturbate|tissues in the corner.]]
Image:Lulz bed.jpg|I don't know what's worse; The [[You|lowlife]] who would use this bed sheet, or the [[masturbate|tissues in the corner.]]
File:sailor_moon.jpg|A typical Japanese girl as depicted in animu; note the blonde hair and blue eyes.
Image:sailor_moon.jpg|A typical Japanese girl as depicted in animu; note the blonde hair and blue eyes.
File:Anime Girls Girls.jpg
Image:Chickhell01.jpg|Animu's true origin is The Hot Place
File:Chickhell01.jpg|Animu's true origin is The Hot Place
Image:Animedepartment.jpg|Shows [[real|realistic]] situations.
File:Animedepartment.jpg|Shows [[real|realistic]] situations.
Image:Animu_Boy.PNG|[[Trap|It is often difficult to differentiate animu boys from animu girls.]]
File:Animu_Boy.PNG|[[Trap|It is often difficult to differentiate animu boys from animu girls.]]
Image:Animegrl.jpg|Typical animu girl and her... whatever the fuck that is.
File:Animegrl.jpg|Typical [[Wapanese|animu girl]] and her... whatever the fuck that is.
Image:Anime_cat.jpg|IRL anime cat
File:Anime_cat.jpg|IRL anime cat
Image:Typical_Animu_Scenario.jpg|Note the [[extreme]] attention to detail.
Image:AnimuFail.jpg|A typical Animu scene
Image:Japanpokemonpedofags.jpg|Again, note the extreme attention to detail in this typical [[Pokémon]] episode.
File:Typical_Animu_Scenario.jpg|Note the [[extreme]] attention to detail.
Image:15.jpg|Animé has cat girls.
File:Japanpokemonpedofags.jpg|Again, note the extreme attention to detail in this typical [[Pokémon]] episode.
Image:Bakugan Cast.jpeg|Two words: [[R@ygold|LOLICON GOLD]]!
File:15.jpg|Animé has cat girls.
Image:Murder-necro.jpg|An example of Tsundere edging on Guro
File:Bakugan Cast.jpeg|Two words: [[R@ygold|LOLICON GOLD]]!
Image:Animegirlgonnacutyourdickoff.jpg|And [[you]] thought kicking in the balls was the only [[feminism|femcunt]] cliche.
File:Murder-necro.jpg|An example of Tsundere edging on Guro
Image:Typicalanimeposter.jpg|You are bound to find this on an [[basement dweller|animé fan]]'s desktop.
File:Animegirlgonnacutyourdickoff.jpg|And [[you]] thought kicking in the balls was the only [[feminism|femcunt]] cliche.
Image:Subsub.jpg|The complex animu dubbing process.
File:Typicalanimeposter.jpg|You are bound to find this on an [[basement dweller|animé fan]]'s desktop.
Image:Japanimu.jpg|We rost [[war]], but who raughing now, gaijin?
File:Subsub.jpg|The complex animu dubbing process.
Image:honestly.jpg|Everyday animu XXX shit
File:Japanimu.jpg|We rost [[war]], but who raughing now, gaijin?
Image:Typical-anime.jpg|Typical yaoi [[crossover]] manga
File:honestly.jpg|Everyday animu XXX shit
Image:DBZ.jpg|The only way to tell the difference is to count the number of spikes in their hair.
File:Memes_-_Ask_My_Butt_-_Anime.jpg|Animu butts
Image:Epicfood.jpg|Even fast food chains make animu.
File:Typical-anime.jpg|Typical yaoi [[crossover]] manga
Image:hentai1.jpg|What happens normally in animu.
File:DBZ.jpg|The only way to tell the difference is to count the number of spikes in their hair.
Image:narutotyp.gif|So [[not gay]], by animu standards.
File:Epicfood.jpg|Even fast food chains make animu.
Image:1223758925386.jpg|Anime Girls have big dicks
File:hentai1.jpg|What happens normally in animu.
Image:animegirldueldrama.jpg|lol.
File:narutotyp.gif|So [[not gay]], by animu standards.
Image:Hentai4.jpg|Standard episode plot to [[Typical|most]] animu.
File:Silvia Aizetto loli dickgirl.jpg|[[Dickgirl|Anime Girls have big dicks]]
Image:Loliairplanemachine.jpg|It's- it's... some sort of [[loli]] [[airplane]] machine...
File:animegirldueldrama.jpg|lol.
Image:Komachan_Speedy_Long_Cat_.jpg|Some [[cat]] [[meme]]s [http://komachan.evalpowar.com/character02.html in animu].
File:Hentai4.jpg|Standard episode plot to [[Typical|most]] animu.
Image:FMA_Rape.jpg|[[Rape]] is a typical animu cliché.
File:Loliairplanemachine.jpg|It's- it's... some sort of [[loli]] [[airplane]] machine...
Image:Donotwantshamanking.jpg|Ghost manga are popular
File:Komachan_Speedy_Long_Cat_.jpg|Some [[cat]] [[meme]]s [http://komachan.evalpowar.com/character02.html in animu].
Image:Animeloliscene.png|Delicious KnJ
File:FMA_Rape.jpg|[[Rape]] is a typical animu cliché.
Image:Sexy, sexy.png|Typical Pedo scene in animu
File:Donotwantshamanking.jpg|Ghost manga are popular
Image:Typical digimon screenshot.jpg|Animé frequently contains [[lolicon|lolis]].
File:Animeloliscene.png|Delicious KnJ
File:Sexy, sexy.png|Typical Pedo scene in animu
image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png| What [[Weeaboos]] should look into
image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png| What [[Weeaboos]] should look into
Image:Snapesnogger - CHIBI SMUT!! EdxEnvy.jpg|Typical chibi mating habits.
File:Cumpro.gif|The Japanese are successful at making orgasm addicts, thus depriving Vitamin B from the world to make it slightly stupider.
Image:Cumpro.gif|The Japanese are successful at making orgasm addicts, thus depriving Vitamin B from the world to make it slightly stupider.
File:122071553181.jpg|[[Michael Jackson|Animufags]] love looking at little boys dicks.
File:Antityphlikesshota.jpg|As evidenced here.
File:Antityphlikesshota.jpg|As evidenced here.
File:Dragonballcp.JPG|This makes it worth buying the uncut version of DBZ for the animefags.
File:Loserwall.jpg|Typical animu-fans
Image:Loserwall.jpg|Typical animu-fans
File:Sickarmpit.jpg|[[Sick fuck|Surprisingly erotic]]
Image:Sickarmpit.jpg|[[Sick fuck|Surprisingly erotic]]
File:Atmospheric-immolation.jpg|FOOSH
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==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Animegao]]
*[[Animegao]]
*[[Anime haters]]
*[[Anime Physics]]
*[[Anime Physics]]
*[[Anime is Satan]]
*[[Anime Theme]]
*[[Anime Theme]]
*[[Animu Archetypes]]
*[[Animu Archetypes]]
*[[Archer]]
*[[Colony drop]]
*[[Colony drop]]
*[[D.Gray-Man]]
*[[Deus Ex Machina]] The major plot device in anime.
*[[Fan dub]]
*[[Fan dub]]
*[[Gendou]]
*[[Gendou]]
*[[Manga]]
*[[Here Comes The Airplane]]
*[[Neo-classic-neko]]
*[[Neo-classic-neko]]
*[[Pixelmari]] - A trap that faps to animu.
*[[Quality]]
*[[Quality]]
*[[Silk Screen Goku Shirt]]
*[[Silk Screen Goku Shirt]]
*[[Sisero]]
*[[Teruaki Murakami]]
*[[Teruaki Murakami]]
*[[Vicki Sigh]]
*[[Wapanese]]
*[[Wapanese]]
*[[Yosuga No Sora]]
==Videos==
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==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://theanimereality.com Anime wall of shame]
* {{UkrED|Аніме|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
*<s>[http://2doujin.com 2doujin.com]</s> BALEETED
* [http://theanimereality.com Anime wall of shame]
*[http://hentaiquest.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=000448;p=3/ To Animu fans animated pedophilia is AWW-RIGHTTT!]
* <s>[http://2doujin.com 2doujin.com]</s> BALEETED
*[http://z0r.de/1382 Weeaboos fap to this]
* [http://hentaiquest.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=000448;p=3/ To Animu fans animated pedophilia is AWW-RIGHTTT!]
* [http://z0r.de/1382 Weeaboos fap to this]
 
 


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Latest revision as of 16:38, 25 August 2024

   
“ 		 
Anime is a prime example of why two nukes wasn't enough
  		„
  		 

—New Hampshire Democrat State Representative Nick Levasseur, [1]


Animu (sometimes called anime and Japanimation) and desu manga (pronounced man-gay) are the result of the Japanese population getting severe brain cancer from the nuke which Albert Einstein threw unto them, coupled with an extra WMD of feminism castrating their collective balls. The result? Asperger's Syndrome: Mass Media Edition. An entire slave-race of Chris-chans forced by their Jewnited States masters to emulate and surpass Renaissance art: and the result was the most powerful brainwashing medium in the entire history of the Internet. Animu's true purpose is to erode the minds of innocent children, 16 year old girls, and basement dwellers so that they will eventually only know the words "KAWAII" and "DESU", leading to the entire world to fully submit to Jewpan.

Animu's secondary purpose is to introduce normal humans into Jewpanese Aspie sexual practices including the torture, mutilation, rape and cannibalism of innocent children (sometimes with bestiality to add insult to injury!)

BTW, in IRL, call it a "cartoon". People say anime so it doesn't ruin their teenage self-esteem, (what little is left desu). People still cling to the genre even though it's been declared a fact that Anime is Dead in North America.

Anime shows how much fun a girl can have eating ice-cream
Why Japs worship the very same Americunts who nuked them, because at least they can earn popularity on Deviantart.

History

What is this faggotry?

Animu was due to the Jewnited States during World War II dropping atomic bombs on them. desu The first animu was technically The Story of the Concierge Mukuzo Imokawa created in 1917, but the film Hakujaden, created in 1958 (by assholes) desu, is widely regarded as the first "modern" example of animu. In the 2000s, animu began to become popular in America desu.

Now, thanks to the Interbutts, legions of kiddie-diddling male mouth-breathers walk the malls and school corridors of America, looking from beneath sweat-soaked cat ears to make your sweet little Suzie or Billy part of their sickening 2-D sexual scenario. And it's even worse in Japan, where animu has mutated into the nightmare of moe, in which grown men now pine for tiny girls with no tits the way their dads used to fap to Ursula Andress or Raquel Welch desu. It has gone so far that even Hayao Miyazaki himself has stated animu is a terrible, terrible thing.

The "Artform"

Animu is often praised for its artistry and the high quality of the animation, even though in reality, the animation is crap, the low frame rate makes the movement choppy, meaning the animators are too lazy to draw any plausible movement, so the character stays still for 20 minutes while the mouth opens and closes. Animu is often bagged for its incredibly convoluted and constantly repeated story lines (erroneously called "plots"), its high amount of violence, sex (including tentacle rape, their favorite kind), foreign values like animal rights, sportsmanship, self-respect and filial duty, and its tendency to cause epileptic attacks in small children. Animu plots are often far-fetched, contrived and repetitive, quickly becoming boring and the "humour" quickly becoming unfunny to anyone who is not a brainwashed otaku with a negative IQ.

A typical male animu character.
  • Animu females are pretty much the only reason why anyone pays attention to this art in the first place and is what happens when Japs fap incessantly to Renaissance sculptures of Greco-Roman Goddesses and Catholic Angels and therefore get an over-idealised conception of Aryans. They are usually white, wide-eyed, small-lipped busty and athletic supermodels with huge brains, epitomising the complete opposite of niggers in an attempt to make them as aryan as possible. However they also are absolutely submissive cocksucking machines who have eardrum-shattering high-pitched pre-adolescent voices because Japs can't let go of their obsession with little girls. Or the girls are very emotionally conflicted and have a "deep voice", what would be a normal adult female speaking voice outside of Japan, and have a dark, mysterious past. Chicks in anime hentai can't take fellatio without breaking their weak jaws and possibly blowing their heads apart. It is very hilarious when you, if a weeaboo, go to Japan and find out that their females, far from the Aryan-supermodel-angels you were expecting, turn out to be ugly smelly skeletons with horizontal vagina dentatas and are feminists who will just date you only to scam you out of your money.
  • Animu males are usually very skinny, hairless and effeminate homosexuals with uber-fighting skills and silly philosopho-whining galore and a phobia of women (influenced by Japan's destruction under the feminist plague), if they are good guys. If not, such as in One Piece of Shit, they are turned into hypermuscular super-caricatures of niggers (see below) and look like they are going to rape the closest female or bishonen in the nearest prison.
  • People of significant skin tone and prominent labial characteristics rarely exist in animu, and when they do, they usually look like something out of a banned Bugs Bunny cartoon from the 1950's. White Otakus excuse this by claiming that "Japan is an isolated island with no knowledge of the outside world", which is total bullshit; Japan has uber-technology (just look at their giant humanoid robots Gundams) and most Japs have more access to teh Internets than Americans do. IRL, Japs are a very racist people but still love everything Western, especially after their defeat in World War II. For some reason, in animu they seem to be obsessed with France. Fortunately, as displayed later, Germany is retaking its positions. The way they design their anime females as the complete opposite of niggers (dark skin, bootlips, flat noses and small brains) and the laws against immigration of niggers in Japan prove that at the very least, they share the common knowledge that niggers are Apes.

More recent animus are even gayer and have characters with bug-eyes that literally take up more than half of their face, hair that is bright and colorful enough to give someone a fucking headache, a nose that's impossible to see without a microscope, and girls that orgasm every 10 seconds for no fucking reason whatsoever. Of course, in typical animu, everyone can jump at least 100 feet in the air and punch through solid concrete-reinforced steel or swing a sword hard enough to create a tornado like Japs wish they could do in real life.

They also refuse to call Japanese cartoons "cartoons" because this is an English word, and they have forgotten how to use it because of brain-damaging, seizure-inducing cartoons and eating those sugar-laden Choco-sawdust Sticks. However, they are excellent at enraging every normal person within earshot simply by bullshitting about these unimportant aspects of Japan.

The ten commandments of why Anime sucks ass


  1. It comes from asian people. Everything asian is inherently wrong.
  2. There is no originality in Anime, everything has already been done by the west. Example: "Lodoss War" = "Lord of the Rings" * multiplied by gay.
  3. Anime is just a way for fucked up little asian men to get off by raping little Anime girls with tentacle dick monsters. Refer to commandment one.
  4. Anime sends the message to American youth that it is cool to be annoying like the protaganist of Pokemon. If uncured, your child might become the next Chris-Chan!
  5. Anime art generally sucks. It's very uninspired and any kind of good design is instantly ruined by soulless, blank, and empty doll-like abominations with absurdly large eyes.
  6. 90% of men that watch anime are gay pedophiles. 75% of women that watch Anime are mildly-to-definitely retarded. (Statistics can be verified at the FBI's homepage)
  7. Anime has been proven to lower the IQ of young children. It may also cause your offspring to become a failed artist.
  8. Anime comes from asia. everything asian is morally wrong. Again, refer to commandment one.
  9. Anime is destroying the environment, adding to global warming and has made cancer rates all over the planet skyrocket.
  10. Anime has been shown to break down nuclear family ties and cause children to hate their parents.

This is all true. We are a team of sociology experts with several degrees at a university in a major metropolitan area of the planet.

OMG Hot!

Moar info: Hentai.

Look at all the detail in that cock....
Six reasons to watch Dragon Ball Z

Animu chicks, with their irresistible giant eyes, eardrum piercing voices, oddly colored she-mullet hair, their lipless mouths, rubber tits, and their tendency to act like complete fucktarded whores normal women, have managed to find themselves entering the wet dreams of many lonely nerds, resulting some to prefer animu ladies to RL wimminz. This is probably because Animu bitches don't care if you're fat, greasy, and masturbate to lolicon. They don't slap you in the face when you compliment their tits, before even properly introducing yourself, and they don't call the police when they find you in their room masturbating into their panties whilst holding their baby photos in your spare hand. The ladies of the animu world don't care about such trivial matters of which was just mentioned. All they want to do is engage in deviant sex acts with you. In this way Animu girls are very similar to the Russians.

Animu girls also have the amazn ability to materialize a massive bludgeoning weapon out of thin air and yell "BAKA HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" at an ear-splitting volume and beating the living shit out of the male protagonists.

Moe

See if you can spot some moe characteristics here.

Moe (or 萌)), not to be confused with Moe Syzlak from The Simpsons, is a Japanese slang word referring to a fetish or love for characters in animu, manga and video games. The word has come to be used as a general term for a hobby, enthusiasm, or a non-sexual fetish. Moe characters have appealing traits such as glasses, clumsiness, young age, cute dress... basically all suitable characteristics for someone who is asking for it. This is why characters like these are largely included in many animus; authors like to create their show with as little effort as possible, as when a moe character is introduced all other qualities of the show can be thrown out the window, since animu fans only care about character development, which tends to spread out across 30 or more episodes, if not even more.

Chibi

OMGKAWAII!1!!!!111!

The pinnacle of absolute faggotry and lack of imagination, Chibi is the offspring of worthless wapanese cockminds following a two-step animé tutorial in order to feel clever and artistic. Also known as "Super-Hyper-Ultra-Deformed" (or simply super-deformed, SD), it is the bastardized version of the Japanese word "chiisai", which means "small." Otaku apply this term to pictures of animu characters with compacted, stubby little bodies and gigantic, oversized heads. Fangirls have yet to realize that no Japanese person over the age of 6 ever uses this term. Everyone on 4chan commonly faps to this shit due to its similarity to loli.

Chibi is responsible for creating the many otaku emoticons that have remained alive to this very day. It is also commonly used by the yaoi community to describe the uke in a relationship.






Fangirls and Fanboys

Typical Animu fan. Note the magazine used as a human substitute, so ronery.
Another good example of an average anime fan, Foxworth.

Animu has an enormous fandom worldwide consisting mostly of 16 year old girls, 13 year old boys, and 30-something basement-dweller males, and there are literally thousands of communities on Facebook, Twitter, DeviantArt, and everywhere else, devoted to this retarded "art form". Another site, Pisoga, is devoted entirely to animu and consists of hundreds of fans. Not to mention 4chan, the Pearly GHates Of Faggotry. Hardcore animu fans call themselves otakus, and spend most of their time masturbating to and making AMVs which they then upload to JewTube.

Fanboys/Fangirls watch an unhealthy amount of animu, Causing their eyes to stretch to unholy widths until they look like full blown owl-eyed Indians.

Most fans pretend to have a high knowledge of Japanese culture and language, though they have never been to Japan or even read a book about Japan, and can't even say the most popular Japanese words like "animu" correctly. They often attempt to use Japanese words (but at incorrect times, with the wrong meaning, the wrong conjugation, and the wrong pronunciation) and also pretend to like eating Japanese cuisine, their knowledge of it limited to Pocky, sushi, and Raymond Noodles, which they also cannot pronounce.

In some rare cases, a person can take animu in low doses, and still maintain some level of normalcy. A person who has been able to watch animu and still return from the brink may even maintain a healthy interest in Japanese culture without quoting shit from it incessantly, however such a case is very rare. Fapping to anything animé is the point of no return.

No fans over the age of 12 will admit to ever having liked Dragon Ball Z, but every single animu fan in the world got hooked on Dragon Ball Z before they watched anything else. Some people grew up on Dragon Ball which we all know makes you OG and super cool and not at all as lame as DBZ fans.


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A fangirl butthurt over the censorship of animu in America, so she compares it to Disney.
This is a five-part series.

Animu Genres

Girls are usually drawn in skin tight spandex.
Nazis love anime too
Imitation Western anime, don't be fooled!
Shonen anime, summarized

Note that some shows are listed under multiple genres. While one would expect that a show with multiple genres is more intricate, complex and interesting, each additional genre actually just compounds the fail already present.


Typical Anime

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Fail War With /sp/

On February 15, 2010 a small minority of 4chan /sp/ trolls launched one of their fail raids against /a/. The attack garnered little attention and could have been thwarted completely with simple mod intervention. After the 12 year-olds had lost interest and gone to bed, /a/'s tripfags felt it appropriate to spam /sp/ with faggy diplomacy threads. The /sp/artan rednecks didn't take kindly to this nicey-nice gesture and a counterstrike ensued. The conflict eventually devolved into /a/ being spammed with "my face" and "You're all gonna die alone" threads, and /sp/ being exposed to the ungodly horrors of gay animu pornography . More 12 year-old faggots (particularly from /mu/) eventually joined in, mostly in support of /a/, and contributed to the clusterfuck until the faggot mod finally finished masturbating to child porn and went on a banning spree. In the end, nothing was gained except a realization by most chantards that 4chan had a sports board.

Gallery of Typical Animu Clichés

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  • This card is Doing it wrong. All animu junkies are white.
    This card is Doing it wrong. All animu junkies are white.
  • Typical random moment in animu.
    Typical random moment in animu.
  • Typical animu fan behavior.
    Typical animu fan behavior.
  • The wolfaboo manga (not photoshopped)
    The wolfaboo manga (not photoshopped)
  • AHHHHH! PISS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
    AHHHHH! PISS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
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  • Engrish text is a must in any anime!
    Engrish text is a must in any anime!
  • Animu gets real
    Animu gets real
  • An example of a crucial plot point in manga.
    An example of a crucial plot point in manga.
  • If you noticed she is holding a watermelon first, then you are completely normal.
    If you noticed she is holding a watermelon first, then you are completely normal.
  • The fact that almost every animu has 12 year old girls as sexual objects isn't pedophilia at all; it's just "Japanese culture"
    The fact that almost every animu has 12 year old girls as sexual objects isn't pedophilia at all; it's just "Japanese culture"
  • I don't know what's worse; The lowlife who would use this bed sheet, or the tissues in the corner.
    I don't know what's worse; The lowlife who would use this bed sheet, or the tissues in the corner.
  • A typical Japanese girl as depicted in animu; note the blonde hair and blue eyes.
    A typical Japanese girl as depicted in animu; note the blonde hair and blue eyes.
  • Animu's true origin is The Hot Place
    Animu's true origin is The Hot Place
  • Shows realistic situations.
    Shows realistic situations.
  • It is often difficult to differentiate animu boys from animu girls.
    It is often difficult to differentiate animu boys from animu girls.
  • Typical animu girl and her... whatever the fuck that is.
    Typical animu girl and her... whatever the fuck that is.
  • IRL anime cat
    IRL anime cat
  • A typical Animu scene
    A typical Animu scene
  • Note the extreme attention to detail.
    Note the extreme attention to detail.
  • Again, note the extreme attention to detail in this typical Pokémon episode.
    Again, note the extreme attention to detail in this typical Pokémon episode.
  • Animé has cat girls.
    Animé has cat girls.
  • Two words: LOLICON GOLD!
    Two words: LOLICON GOLD!
  • An example of Tsundere edging on Guro
    An example of Tsundere edging on Guro
  • And you thought kicking in the balls was the only femcunt cliche.
    And you thought kicking in the balls was the only femcunt cliche.
  • You are bound to find this on an animé fan's desktop.
    You are bound to find this on an animé fan's desktop.
  • The complex animu dubbing process.
    The complex animu dubbing process.
  • We rost war, but who raughing now, gaijin?
    We rost war, but who raughing now, gaijin?
  • Everyday animu XXX shit
    Everyday animu XXX shit
  • Animu butts
    Animu butts
  • Typical yaoi crossover manga
    Typical yaoi crossover manga
  • The only way to tell the difference is to count the number of spikes in their hair.
    The only way to tell the difference is to count the number of spikes in their hair.
  • Even fast food chains make animu.
    Even fast food chains make animu.
  • What happens normally in animu.
    What happens normally in animu.
  • So not gay, by animu standards.
    So not gay, by animu standards.
  • Anime Girls have big dicks
    Anime Girls have big dicks
  • lol.
    lol.
  • Standard episode plot to most animu.
    Standard episode plot to most animu.
  • It's- it's... some sort of loli airplane machine...
    It's- it's... some sort of loli airplane machine...
  • Some cat memes in animu.
    Some cat memes in animu.
  • Rape is a typical animu cliché.
    Rape is a typical animu cliché.
  • Ghost manga are popular
    Ghost manga are popular
  • Delicious KnJ
    Delicious KnJ
  • Typical Pedo scene in animu
    Typical Pedo scene in animu
  • What Weeaboos should look into
    What Weeaboos should look into
  • The Japanese are successful at making orgasm addicts, thus depriving Vitamin B from the world to make it slightly stupider.
    The Japanese are successful at making orgasm addicts, thus depriving Vitamin B from the world to make it slightly stupider.
  • As evidenced here.
    As evidenced here.
  • Typical animu-fans
    Typical animu-fans
  • Surprisingly erotic
    Surprisingly erotic
  • FOOSH
    FOOSH
  • Translation fail. Or not?
    Translation fail. Or not?


See Also

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External Links


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Typical Japanese People.　日本人
Filthy Frank • Hard Gay • Mutsuo Toi • Otoya Yamaguchi • Satoshi Uematsu • Shoko Asahara

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Typical Japanese Culture.　日本の人文

2chan • Anime • Animu Archetypes • Big Daikon • Dating sim • Gaiden • Herbivore Men • Japanese Bug Fights • Manga • Shimajiro


Typical Japanese Porn.　日本の猥本
Bukkake • Guro • Harem Comedy • Hentai • Lolicon • Pantyshot • Shotacon • Yaoi • Yuri

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