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==January== | ==January== | ||
*1st- | *1st - A fire in a [[Switzerland]] bar kills 47 people. Would be nice if we could [[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar|leave New]] [[Matthew Livelsberger|Year's disasters]] [[Aco Martinović|in 2025]] but fuck it I guess. | ||
*3rd - The [[Jewnited States]] [[Changed|pervertedly absorbs]] [[Venezuela]] after a series of airstrikes. [[Socialist|Nicolás Maduro]]{{Jew}} is {{Strike|illegally kidnapped}} [[v&]]. | |||
*7th - An [[ICE]] officer shoots some random white bitch ([[Lolwut|who was not an immigrant]]) in the face. | |||
*13th - [[Scott Adams]] dies. | |||
*23rd - Another man in [[Minnesota]] is killed. [[Shit nobody cares about|When will the murders stop in this month?]] | |||
==February== | |||
*10th - [[Jesse Strang|Another tranny shooter]], this time in [[Canada]]. The school and town were named [[Tumblr|Tumbler]] Ridge, lol. | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2025]]''' | *[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2025]]''' | ||
Latest revision as of 19:24, 11 February 2026
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2026 is the current year; and it already fucking sucks. It has been foretold to be just as boring, if not MORE boring than 2025. However, we can only wait and see. For no matter how corrupted the material is that we are given, it must be brought to the table.
If you need a recap of that other one, click here.
January
- 1st - A fire in a Switzerland bar kills 47 people. Would be nice if we could leave New Year's disasters in 2025 but fuck it I guess.
- 3rd - The Jewnited States pervertedly absorbs Venezuela after a series of airstrikes. Nicolás Maduro✡ is illegally kidnapped v&.
- 7th - An ICE officer shoots some random white bitch (who was not an immigrant) in the face.
- 13th - Scott Adams dies.
- 23rd - Another man in Minnesota is killed. When will the murders stop in this month?
February
- 10th - Another tranny shooter, this time in Canada. The school and town were named Tumbler Ridge, lol.
Gallery
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2025
- Previous year to the previous year
- Every other year available on ED.
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2025 |
2026 | Succeeded by 2027 |