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GothBloodVampire88 Powerword Ahnna Henson was born in the Shittastic year of 1988. A year that included Boy Bands, boys wearing makeup, along with their hair styled up bigger than the girls, and tacky spandex that the Fatties were wearing in place of jeans because they couldn't squeeze their cellulite bodies into them and gave Europe such a culture shock of epic proportions that they kept laughing at the US until the Dawn of Prince Harry and his writing books about his frozen Wee-Wee and half Nigger wife.

Ahnna (seriosly, doesn't her name sound like someone yawning?) is best known on the Internets as a deaf, hero in her own mind public figure and the well known White Knight of, gets her twisted panties wet for, Kyah Peterson who is an Autistic fuckwit that doesn't care about anyone but herself or the social rules of bathing every day.

(It'd just be quicker if you looked at this article, Chris-Chan because we don't want to post a sub article about Kyah)

Ahnna is best kept at arms distance, not because of the smell of her B.O., her bug filled hair and stinky Pussy but because she is a well known Lesbian groomer, a traitor best known for her Doxing, a repulsive furry and the saddest Sexual monster that has ever existed on this planet in its 4.6 Billion year history or 10,000 years - in case you might be a Christian

Through her magician's magic and single Neanderthal eyebrow, she has aquired the power to brain-wash people to become her's and Kyah Petalong's friend and get their followers to ignore this one dark lingering truth... She is a complete and utter Poseur. Everything that comes out of her mouth should be accepted as a lie, especially that time she said she sucked your cock off and told everyone that you had 12 inches and were 4 inches wide despite the fact that no one would actually want to put your diseased, limp and should just be called a Clit penis in their mouth.

To set the record straight, Ahnna is a wannabe, poor ass, Indian (feather not dot), self cutting Goth that can only get on the Internets because the government gave her reservation late 1990s, dial up computers and like all Indians (Feather), she can be found at flea markets drunk as hell and selling cheap, turquoise jewelry along with crappily made dream catchers.



Want A Deaf, Dumb And Blind Kid White Knight You? Ok, Deaf And Dumb

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