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==Why You Need This Book== | ==Why You Need This Book== | ||
{{squote|My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge...|[[God]]|Hosea 4:6, on why you should read this}} | {{squote|My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge...|[[God]]|Hosea 4:6, on why you should read this}} | ||
Life has lots of questions you can't answer you [[ | Life has lots of questions you can't answer, you [[ignorant]] fuck. Questions like: Should I trim my pubes or let them grow? Will Nair burn my [[vagoo]]? What type of clothes do I look good in? How do I stand in a line without grunting, smelling, shifting around noisily and otherwise making a general cunt of myself while not actually doing anything? From the most basic questions to the most complex, The Well-Cultured Anonymous has the answers, because you're too dumb to figure it out yourself. | ||
This book will teach 15-year-old WoW players who live in their mothers' basements how to make themselves seem normal to the outside world. And how to get head. | This book will teach 15-year-old WoW players who live in their mothers' basements how to make themselves seem normal to the outside world. And how to get head. | ||
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*[[Sick_fuck|Sick Fuck]] - What this book will ([[hope|hopefully]]) keep you from being. | *[[Sick_fuck|Sick Fuck]] - What this book will ([[hope|hopefully]]) keep you from being. | ||
*[[The Comprehensive Guide To Life]] - ED's version | *[[The Comprehensive Guide To Life]] - ED's version | ||
*[[The Un-Cultured Anonymous]] - the evil version | *[[You|The Un-Cultured Anonymous]] - the evil version | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Latest revision as of 16:42, 18 January 2022
The Well-Cultured Anonymous (abbreviated WCA) is a book containing informative sections describing how to be a well-mannered and social Anon. Written in true Encyclopedia Dramatica style, the Well-Cultured Anonymous promises hours of meme filled enjoyment that may actually get you ahead in life.
The Bibliotheca Anonoma maintains a successor, The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous, containing new information lost from Wikichan, or left behind on the Well Cultured Magazine's old wiki.
—Anon | ||
Who the hell made this?
You made this. Well, no, not you. You haven't done a god damned thing with your life. By you, I mean Wikichan.org. Wikichan was a website set up by users of *chan to save much of the content they had created. After crashing multiple times over a period of eight or nine months, Wikichan shut down permanently on 22 November 2007, and the sysop disappeared without notice.
Somehow, some-when, between then and now, Wikichan came back online. Of course, it's not the same Wikichan, it's a different Wikichan.
Why You Need This Book
—God, Hosea 4:6, on why you should read this |
Life has lots of questions you can't answer, you ignorant fuck. Questions like: Should I trim my pubes or let them grow? Will Nair burn my vagoo? What type of clothes do I look good in? How do I stand in a line without grunting, smelling, shifting around noisily and otherwise making a general cunt of myself while not actually doing anything? From the most basic questions to the most complex, The Well-Cultured Anonymous has the answers, because you're too dumb to figure it out yourself.
This book will teach 15-year-old WoW players who live in their mothers' basements how to make themselves seem normal to the outside world. And how to get head.
This Book Teaches:
- Proper Hygiene
- How to trim your pubes without cutting off anything important
- How to dress
- What actually looks good
- Hiding your jelly rolls
- Buying on a budget
- Basic Finance
- Budgeting
- Saving for Retirement
- Banks and Credit Unions
- Basic Do it Yourself
- Tinkering and Fine Tuning
- Proper Dieting and Exercise
- The easy ways to do it
- Cooking
- When you MUST cook
- Setting the Table and the Mood
- Wine and the Tasting thereof
- Drinking
- Dude, let's get WASTED
- Being a good Bartender
- Mixing Drinks
- Being a good guest
- Writing, Music, Fine Cinema, Classic Literature and other topics of Culture
- High-school Survival
- College/University Entrance Exams
And much much more!
The Well-Cultured Anonymous includes not one, not two, but FIVE chapters on Dating, Relationships and Sex! These are of utmost importance to the basement dwelling troll who would some day hope to attract and keep a wimmins in the kitchen. And it's all contained in a scant 110 highly enjoyable, easily digested pages is everything you need to know. And lots of things you didn't.
See Also
- Anonymous
- Book
- Sick Fuck - What this book will (hopefully) keep you from being.
- The Comprehensive Guide To Life - ED's version
- The Un-Cultured Anonymous - the evil version
External Links
- Bibliotheca Anonoma - The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous
- The book in .PDF format. Enjoy!
TWCA on Shii's site- The website inspired by WCA and is still slightly active
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