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Monty Python is an [[old media]] [[I'm so random|randomness]] [[clusterfuck]], made of equal parts [[LSD]] and [[AIDS]]. Created by our old friends, the [[BBC]], it started as an experiment to see how much [[autism]] could be packed into a half hour of television. Every single fucking episode was construed from the [[LSD]]-fueled visions of the producers from the night before. Despite [[Fail|only lasting for 4 seasons]] (by comparison, [[House]] made it to 8) and [[noone]] watching it when it originally aired[[At least 100 years ago|in the early 1970's]], the show spread like [[AIDS|the Flu]] after it was cancelled. Today, [[Some argue|it is regarded as]] [[THE BEST|the pinnacle]] of [[Shit|British]] comedy, and is worshipped and [[Fap|masturbated]] to by every single Britfag and [[pseudo-intellectual]] on the internets and beyond. Srsly, you are not [[Gay|cool]] in their eyes until you've watched every painfully [[unfunny]] episodes, and all 3 of the shit movies. And if you ever criticize any little detail, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU WILL BE FACING A NUCLEAR-POWERED [[Flame war|SHITSTORM]] [[OVER 9000|OF IMMENSE PROPORTIONS]].
'''Monty Python''' was an [[old media|old]] [[British]] comedy group, known for their [[television]] series and [[movies]]. Think of growing an idea, nurturing it, rolling it, then [[weed|smoking]] it; that's Monty Python. It is the [[LSD]]-fueled visions of directors from the night before, and from the days it's made. Today, [[some argue|it is regarded as]] the pinnacle of British comedy (however low that may be), and is [[fap|worshipped]] to by every single Britfag and [[pseudo-intellectual]] on the internets and beyond.


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==Season Summaries==
==Season Summaries==


'''Season 1''' - Random Shit
'''Season 1''' - Random Shit [[Chris-chan/SexScandal3|The Lumberjack Song saves the season]]


'''Season 2''' - Random Shit
'''Season 2''' - Random Shit + [[The Spanish Inquisition]] (the only bit of MP ever to make any normal person laugh)


'''Season 3''' - Random Shit
'''Season 3''' - Random Shit
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'''Season 4''' - <s>Even unfunnier random shit than before</s> [[Rage|OMG WTF WHERES JOHN CLEESE MOFOS???!!?!?!?!?!??!]]
'''Season 4''' - <s>Even unfunnier random shit than before</s> [[Rage|OMG WTF WHERES JOHN CLEESE MOFOS???!!?!?!?!?!??!]]


==Movie Summaries==
==Movies==
===The Holy Grail (1975)===
[[File:The Black Knight Rises.jpg|thumb|right|[[THE BEST|The best]] of the movies]]
Low-budget knights in search of the holy grail. Featuring [[pwnage|dismemberment]], [[lol wut|killer rabbits]], a castle full of [[whores|kinky nurses]], [[Truth|an unusually accurate depiction of the French]], and [[spoiler|a surprise semi-trolling for the viewers at the end]]. All in all, the closest Monty Python ever gets to [[lulz]].
{{Quote|'Tis but a scratch.}}


'''[[Sex|The Meaning of Life]]''' - [[Copypasta|Literally the same as a regular episode]], except much longer and the [[Censorship|censor]]'s turned off.
===Life of Brian (1979)===


'''[[Christianity|The Holy Grail]]''' - [[Lol wut|Killer rabbits]], a castle full of [[Whores|kinky nurses]], [[Truth|an unusually accurate depiction of the French]], and [[Spoiler|a surprise trolling for the viewers at the end]]. All in all, the closest Monty Python ever gets to [[win]]
Crazy parodies of the [[bible]]. Following "Brian" who spends his life mistaken for a messiah by the idiots of Jerusalem. It has been parodied itself in [[television]] many times, even by [[South Park]].
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{{Quote|He's '''not''' the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!}}


'''Life of [[Jesus|Brian]]''' - Unfunny parodies of [[Bible|bible shit]] with a [[gay]] ass song at the end. This one's redeeming quality is it showing [[The Fappening|an actress' tits and vag]] in the middle.
===The Meaning of Life (1983)===
[[Copypasta|Literally the same]] as a regular episode of their ''Flying Circus'' series, except it's themed on the concept of life and death, and it's much longer.


==An Open Letter to [[Retards|the Fans]]==
==An Open Letter to [[Retards|the Fans]]==
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P.P.S. Watch and quote some other British shows like The Goodies, [[The Young Ones]], or the Mighty Boosh.
P.P.S. Watch and quote some other British shows like The Goodies, [[The Young Ones]], or the Mighty Boosh.


==Gallery==
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File:Spanish Inquisition Monty Python.jpg
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==See Also==
{{Television}}
{{Television}}
{{Britfags}}

Latest revision as of 16:38, 17 June 2023

Monty Python was an old British comedy group, known for their television series and movies. Think of growing an idea, nurturing it, rolling it, then smoking it; that's Monty Python. It is the LSD-fueled visions of directors from the night before, and from the days it's made. Today, it is regarded as the pinnacle of British comedy (however low that may be), and is worshipped to by every single Britfag and pseudo-intellectual on the internets and beyond.

Season Summaries

Season 1 - Random Shit The Lumberjack Song saves the season

Season 2 - Random Shit + The Spanish Inquisition (the only bit of MP ever to make any normal person laugh)

Season 3 - Random Shit

Season 4 - Even unfunnier random shit than before OMG WTF WHERES JOHN CLEESE MOFOS???!!?!?!?!?!??!

Movies

The Holy Grail (1975)

The best of the movies

Low-budget knights in search of the holy grail. Featuring dismemberment, killer rabbits, a castle full of kinky nurses, an unusually accurate depiction of the French, and a surprise semi-trolling for the viewers at the end. All in all, the closest Monty Python ever gets to lulz.

   
 
'Tis but a scratch.
 

 
 

Life of Brian (1979)

Crazy parodies of the bible. Following "Brian" who spends his life mistaken for a messiah by the idiots of Jerusalem. It has been parodied itself in television many times, even by South Park.

   
 
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
 

 
 

The Meaning of Life (1983)

Literally the same as a regular episode of their Flying Circus series, except it's themed on the concept of life and death, and it's much longer.

An Open Letter to the Fans

To all fans and friends of Monty Python, et. al.;

I thank you in advance for your taking the time to read this open letter, and respectfully request your earnest attention.

Like many of you, I too am a fan of dry humor, such as that for which British comedy is well known. It is true that this type of wit is frequently misunderstood and under-appreciated, for without a certain type of personality and an understanding of culture the humor is lost. Some of us felt alienated by our quirky tastes in jokery, deemed by more "mainstream" individuals as unfunny and boring.

All that changed with the advent of the internet. What excitement we felt when, after adding a rare gem quoted from an obscure episode of Flying Circus to one's Usenet signature, we received a positive response! Indeed, the internet turned out to be a haven for like-minded individuals, where is was easy to find another person who "gets it". It became a mark of quiet pride to declare oneself a Monty Python Fan, and to quote their work was a signal to others that you are one of those elite, one who "gets it".

However, for a long time now there has been a tendency for many these individuals to |overestimate the value of being a Monty Python Fan. Whether this lack of understanding of social nuances is a product of the Internet Age or innate in these individuals I do not know. Either way, the result is endless repetition of overused half-witted quotes, ruining the obscurity that originally made the lines quotable, and sucking out completely what humor (if any) there ever was in the line.

If you will forgive me for being blunt, I will put it in simple layman's terms: You are not cool or elite or funny for quoting Monty Python. Shut the fuck up.

Therefore, I humbly ask you to curb your quoting. Thank you in advance.

P.S. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

P.P.S. Watch and quote some other British shows like The Goodies, The Young Ones, or the Mighty Boosh.

Gallery

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