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[[Image:concernedmum3.jpg|[[Jesus]]' mum is concerned that Brian  (not Jesus cock munch) has been having [[sex]] with a [[wales|Welsh]] [[whore|tart]]|thumb]]

A '''Concerned Mother''' is any [[trap|man]], [[slut|woman]], or other [[you|waste of existence]], that complains to websites, writers, book publishers, television networks, city councils, or other [[breeders|parents]] under the guise of being concerned about their [[children]], despite knowing deep down that letting a child learn responsibility is an important part of his or her growth. Scientific studies show that concerned mothers are actually mothers only 26% of the time; the other 74% spent being [[tea party|conservatives]] who get [[umad|angry]] at things their children might [[lulz|lol]] at that they haven't even had the chance to inspect first (if not are [[Juliana Wetmore|incapable]] of understanding altogether), and are the one reason for just about ''everything'' imported from [[Japan|other countries]] getting censored, which is why you'll never see [[tentacle rape]] [[hentai|pronz]] in English.

Due to their own sense of [[unwarranted self importance|self-confidence]] generated through their [[fail|often unsuccessful]] efforts, concerned mothers are often ignorant to the fact that their actions will greatly increase the chance that their children may grow up [[Lolcow|suffering ridicule]]. If this is not their parent's fault directly, it will be due to the lack of life knowledge that has been forced upon them, or an adverse effect encountered while [[trying too hard]] to defy mommy dearest.

Yes, in fact despite what they apparently stand for, they never actually inspire their kids to do well in life. Their children typically try to gain back the reputations that they have been deprived of and partake in any social activity that their mother may disapprove of. This includes becoming [[stoner|drug addicts]], making the [[juggalo|wrong type of friends]], and participating in [[orgy|sexual activites]]. Many often just give up on life early and spend the remainder of their days at home under mommy's watchful eye, randomly browsing [[/b/|4chan]] in between video game playing sessions. Those fitting the latter category also tend to fall far too easily for trollbait with less than desirable results, after which their first instinct is to cry to mom, who in turn will hammer the troll e-mails requesting [[dox|personal information]] to discuss punishments with their mom or halfassed insults for hurting their [[special snowflake]]. Such an event will commonly result in the child [[Virginia Tech Massacre|shooting up his school and killing himself]] because he knows he can never return to that one chat room to discuss [[Twilight]] and roleplay as Stephenie Meyer's characters like [[Mary Sue|Bella]] and [[fag|Edward]] as he will get [[pwnt]] again to an even greater extent. Contrary to popular belief, a skilled troll will not [[troll's remorse|feel bad]] if he has adhered to [[I did it for the lulz|the code]]. If the troll feels remorse, then it probably wasn't an actual trolling.  Undoubtedly, it was a civil conversation that the troll in question had pleasantly corrected the victim on his spelling or grammatical mistake, to ensure that future generations will not continue to [[epic fail]] in such a manner. This will still cause the concerned mother and the overprotected child to feel [[butthurt]].

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[[Lie|My son is not a "retard"]] [[Spellcheck|He had put a K on the end of Zac.]] Easy mistake to make as Zac can be spelled in 2 different ways of Zack or Zac, either way they are both pronounced the same and it is a easy mistake to make. I am very shocked and and [[offended]] by your behavior to my son. [[X is not your personal army|I need you to]] [[Unrealistic expectations|reply apologizing to my son and give me your parents phone number so I can explain to them what you did to my son on this chat room.]] I also need to discuss a [[buttsecks|punishment]] for you with them.|Mrs. Anonymous

Some parents are over paranoid when it comes to their kids doing everyday normal things that every other kid does but the unfortunate one is stuck with a parent who is over protective. For example:

# Hanging out with [[friend]]s and talking about girls. ([[You]]r friends are dangerous and will tempt you with [[drugs]] and/or [[fat|unhealthy snacks]]!)

# Going to school without parental supervision. (Holy shit he's WALKING to school today? Well, better make funeral reservations.)

# Going outside for more than 5-7 seconds. (Strangers may pass by and say hello to you–holy FUCK!)

# [[toilet|Potty]] training. (You'll turn into a [[what the fuck|SEXUAL DEVIANT!!11!1!!11one!!!!1]])

# Wearing the color [[satan|black]]. (You'll [[magick|summon]] the devil!)

# Playing [[video game]]s as/more violent than [[Tetris]], because everyone knows that those little cubes coming down secretly want to [[:Image:1203267791854s.jpg|rape each other]].

# Communicating with the opposite sex. Or the same sex–you never know, you might go [[gay]]!

# Talking to anyone with a opinion different then [[Your mom|your mother's]].

# Eating anything that's not organic.

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