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'''Edward Michael Grylls''', aka [[furry|"''Bear''"]], aka "mental bastard" aka "pimpdaddy" aka "El urino",[[Winrar|eats raw animals for breakfast and generally fucks your shit up]], with a side of piss. He is the star of the TV show ''Man vs. Wild'' to [[America|amerifags]] and Bear Grylls: Born Survivor to you [[United Kingdom|britfags]]. In the previously aforementioned show he generally acts like a boss by [[FUCK YEAH SEAKING|standing butt-neked in freezing rivers]] or catching and fucking dirty animals including [[you]].
'''Edward Michael Grylls''', aka [[furry|"''Bear''"]], aka "mental bastard" aka "pimpdaddy" aka "El urino",[[Winrar|eats raw animals for breakfast and generally fucks your shit up]], with a side of piss. He is the star of the TV show ''Man vs. Wild'' to [[America|amerifags]] and ''Bear Grylls: Born Survivor'' to you [[United Kingdom|britfags]]. In the previously aforementioned show he generally acts like a boss by [[FUCK YEAH SEAKING|standing butt-neked in freezing rivers]] or catching and fucking dirty animals including [[you]].


Big Bear used to be part of the SAS, so you know he's got shit locked down. He also happens to be the youngest [[United Kingdom|Britfaggot]] to climb mount everest, at the top of which he drank a hot steaming cup of victory piss. Gryllsie also happens to be a pretty shitty meme, that usually has a macro of his squinty grizzled frontface, depicting him in situations where he nearly always replenishes himself with [[Tim Buckley|steamy urine]]. [[File:Bear grylls bath.jpg|thumb|Bearbigballs having a relaxing bath.]]
Big Bear used to be part of the SAS, so you know he's got shit locked down. He also happens to be the youngest [[United Kingdom|Britfaggot]] to climb mount everest, at the top of which he drank a hot steaming cup of victory piss. Gryllsie also happens to be a pretty [[forced meme|shitty meme]], that usually has a [[image macro|macro]] of his squinty grizzled frontface, depicting him in situations where he nearly always replenishes himself with [[Tim Buckley|steamy urine]]. [[File:Bear grylls bath.jpg|thumb|Bearbigballs having a relaxing bath.]]


==Planetary sized testicles==
==Planetary sized testicles==


One thing about young Eddy Grylls is that his balls are gigantic and made of admantium. Some dipshit jealous [[Neckbeard|neckbeards]] claim that his shows are staged, but claiming this will never compensate for their [[Vagina|vaginas]]. Slowly drag your eyes down the page and check out the motherfucking [[True|genuine shit]] he does.
One thing about young Eddy Grylls is that his balls are gigantic and made of admantium. Some dipshit jealous [[Neckbeard|neckbeards]] say that his shows are staged, but claiming this will never compensate for their [[Vagina|vaginas]]. Slowly drag your eyes down the page and check out the motherfucking [[True|genuine shit]] he does.


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So what would you do if you were stuck in the middle of the ocean with nothing but contaminated water and a long rubber tube? Cry like a little [[Faggot|faggot bitch]]? probably. Not bear-boy though, he'll just go right ahead and give himself an [[Pooper|enema]].   
So what would you do if you were stuck in the middle of the ocean with nothing but contaminated water and a long rubber tube? Cry like a little [[Faggot|faggot bitch]]? Probably. Not bear-boy though, he'll just go right ahead and give himself an [[Pooper|enema]].   
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{{quote| What a fucking crazy stupid douchbag|[[God]]}}
{{quote| What a fucking crazy stupid douchebag|[[God]]}}


{{quote| He really needs to stop drinking all of that piss.| A [[House|doctor]]}}
{{quote| He really needs to stop drinking all of that piss.| A [[House|doctor]]}}


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*[http://memegenerator.net/bear-grylls Meme Generator of Bear Grylls]
*[http://memegenerator.net/bear-grylls Meme Generator of Bear Grylls]
*[http://www.beargrylls.com BearGrylls.com]
*[http://www.beargrylls.com BearGrylls.com]
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==See Also==
[[Category:People]][[Category:TV Shows]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[United Kingdom]]
*[[Insane]]
*[[Coyote Peterson]]: Protege.
 
{{Movies}}
{{Mediawhores}}
{{Britfags}}
[[Category:People]]

Latest revision as of 17:17, 25 August 2024

Edward Michael Grylls, aka "Bear", aka "mental bastard" aka "pimpdaddy" aka "El urino",eats raw animals for breakfast and generally fucks your shit up, with a side of piss. He is the star of the TV show Man vs. Wild to amerifags and Bear Grylls: Born Survivor to you britfags. In the previously aforementioned show he generally acts like a boss by standing butt-neked in freezing rivers or catching and fucking dirty animals including you.

Big Bear used to be part of the SAS, so you know he's got shit locked down. He also happens to be the youngest Britfaggot to climb mount everest, at the top of which he drank a hot steaming cup of victory piss. Gryllsie also happens to be a pretty shitty meme, that usually has a macro of his squinty grizzled frontface, depicting him in situations where he nearly always replenishes himself with steamy urine.

Bearbigballs having a relaxing bath.

Planetary sized testicles

One thing about young Eddy Grylls is that his balls are gigantic and made of admantium. Some dipshit jealous neckbeards say that his shows are staged, but claiming this will never compensate for their vaginas. Slowly drag your eyes down the page and check out the motherfucking genuine shit he does.

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So what would you do if you were stuck in the middle of the ocean with nothing but contaminated water and a long rubber tube? Cry like a little faggot bitch? Probably. Not bear-boy though, he'll just go right ahead and give himself an enema.

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YouTube

How many reindeer hearts have you eaten lately? Fuck all, that's how many.


   
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What a fucking crazy stupid douchebag
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—God

   
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He really needs to stop drinking all of that piss.
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— A doctor

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