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'''Keep Calm and Carry On''' is a phrase originating from a series of [[propaganda]] posters issued by the British government during [[World War II]], when that naughty [[Hitler]] was [[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|really rustling everybody's jimmies]].  
'''Keep Calm and Carry On''' is a phrase originating from a series of [[propaganda]] posters issued by the British government during [[World War II]], when that naughty [[Hitler]] was [[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|really rustling everybody's jimmies]].  
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The posters featured the phrase in question accompanied by the crown of [[The Royal Family|King George VI]] on a brightly colored, patriotic [[Tory|blue]] or [[Tony Blair|red]] background and were intended to be displayed on public transport and in shop windows to boost morale should Britain ever be invaded by the [[Nazi|Gnatsees]]. However, since that didn't happen, the posters were never seen by the public until after the war, when the only people left alive were fat, entitled babyboomers and their obnoxious, workshy spawn.
The posters featured the phrase in question accompanied by the crown of [[The Royal Family|King George VI]] on a brightly colored, patriotic [[Tory|blue]] or [[Tony Blair|red]] background and were intended to be displayed on public transport and in shop windows to boost morale should Britain ever be invaded by the [[Nazi|Gnatsees]]. However, since that didn't happen, the posters were never seen by the public until after the war, when the only people left alive were fat, entitled babyboomers and their obnoxious, workshy spawn.


The phrase 'Keep Calm and Carry On' has since become an [[IRL]] [[forced meme]] and, as a result, has been run into the fucking ground. It can currently be seen adorning posters, T-shirts, mugs, tea towels and all other manner of overpriced shit ravenously consumed by [[Tumblr|fat, cultureless American fucktards and smug, hipster twats]] who think that "[[OMG]] [[The Queen|OLD BRITISH THINGS]] ARE LIEK SOOOOOO [[Kawaii|CUTE]] AND [[random|FUNNY]]!!"
The phrase 'Keep Calm and Carry On' has since become an [[unfunny]] [[forced meme]], and as a result has been run into the fucking ground. It can currently be seen adorning posters, T-shirts, mugs, tea towels and all other manner of overpriced shit ravenously consumed by [[Tumblr|fat, cultureless American fucktards and smug, hipster twats]] who think that "[[OMG]] [[The Queen|OLD BRITISH THINGS]] ARE LIEK SOOOOOO [[Kawaii|CUTE]] AND [[random|FUNNY]]!!"
 
There were also two other posters produced, reading 'Your Courage, Your [[lulz|Cheerfulness]], Your Resolution Will Bring Us Victory' and 'Freedom is in Peril', but nobody gives a shit about them because they can't be easily modified into something [[unfunny]].
 
[[File:KeepCalmAndRape.jpg|thumb|Obvious shirt is obvious.]]Unless of course you use automation to create the shirt text. Then you come up with such witty delights as, 'Keep Calm and Rape A Lot'. This cause a shit storm as offended netizens were outraged that [[Amazon]] would allow such awesome to be sold.
 


There were also two other posters produced, reading 'Your Courage, Your [[lulz|Cheerfulness]], Your Resolution Will Bring Us Victory' and 'Freedom is in Peril', but nobody gives a shit about them because they can't be easily modified into something [[unfunny]].
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File:Freakoutandbreakstuff.png
File:Carry On Wayward Son.jpg
File:Carry On Wayward Son.jpg
File:Keep Calm Cobra Kai.jpg
File:Keep calm and try anal.jpg|This young lady illustrates why you should always take care when choosing the wording in your 'Keep Calm' variation T-shirt.
File:Keep calm and try anal.jpg|This young lady illustrates why you should always take care when choosing the wording in your 'Keep Calm' variation T-shirt.
File:Sweet Brown keep calm.png|[[Ain't nobody got time for that|Ain't nobody got time for this meme]].
File:Beating a dead horse keep calm.png
File:Beating a dead horse keep calm.png
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File:Keep Calm Dawg.jpg|[[Xzibit|Keep Calm, Dawg]]
File:Keep-calm-buy-shoes-poster.jpg
File:Keep-calm-buy-shoes-poster.jpg
File:Mewling Quim.png
File:Mewling Quim.png
File:YOLO Keep Calm.png|[[YOLO]]
File:Keep Calm Linux.jpg|[[Linux]] version.
File:Keep Calm and Carrion.png
File:Portlandia-put-a-bird-on-it.jpg
File:Portlandia-put-a-bird-on-it.jpg
File:Keep Calm Judge Dredd.jpg
File:Keep-calm-and-fuck-off.jpg
File:Keep-calm-and-fuck-off.jpg
File:Decker Shado and Long-Haired Creepy Guy's shitty overpriced T-shirts.png|Why not buy one of these [[absolute shit|finely made]], [[Jew gold|reasonably priced]] T-shirts and support a pair of [[FanFic Critic#The Net Dwellers and Manic Expression|hack wannabe Internet reviewers]]?
File:Keep Calm Linkin Park.png|[[Linkin Park|Craaaawling iiiin my skiiiin]].
File:Keep calm and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).jpg
File:Keep calm and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).jpg
File:Keep Calm and do the Harlem Shake.jpg
File:Keep_Calm_and_Go_Red_Equality.jpg|[[Equality]] version.
File:Keep Calm Enough Already.jpg
File:KC&icantstaymadatyou.jpg
File:KeepCalmTrifecta.jpg
File:Keep Calm and Do Drugs.gif|[[LSD|Keep]] [[Shrooms|Calm]] [[Cocaine|and]] [[Ecstasy|Do]] [[Marijuana|Drugs]]
File:Viper crack2.png|Keep calm and listen to [[Viper]]
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*[[Palestine|Death To Israel]]
*[[Palestine|Death To Israel]]
*[[Arabs|Death To The Jew Pigs]]
*[[Arabs|Death To The Jew Pigs]]
*[[Evildoer Korea|The Leader Is Always Right]]
*[[Best Korea|The Leader Is Always Right]]
*[[Obama|Change]]
*[[Obama|Change]]


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Latest revision as of 11:17, 12 February 2023

ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Keep Calm and Carry On will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.
The original poster, before it was ruined forever.

Keep Calm and Carry On is a phrase originating from a series of propaganda posters issued by the British government during World War II, when that naughty Hitler was really rustling everybody's jimmies.

The posters featured the phrase in question accompanied by the crown of King George VI on a brightly colored, patriotic blue or red background and were intended to be displayed on public transport and in shop windows to boost morale should Britain ever be invaded by the Gnatsees. However, since that didn't happen, the posters were never seen by the public until after the war, when the only people left alive were fat, entitled babyboomers and their obnoxious, workshy spawn.

The phrase 'Keep Calm and Carry On' has since become an unfunny forced meme, and as a result has been run into the fucking ground. It can currently be seen adorning posters, T-shirts, mugs, tea towels and all other manner of overpriced shit ravenously consumed by fat, cultureless American fucktards and smug, hipster twats who think that "OMG OLD BRITISH THINGS ARE LIEK SOOOOOO CUTE AND FUNNY!!"

There were also two other posters produced, reading 'Your Courage, Your Cheerfulness, Your Resolution Will Bring Us Victory' and 'Freedom is in Peril', but nobody gives a shit about them because they can't be easily modified into something unfunny.

Obvious shirt is obvious.

Unless of course you use automation to create the shirt text. Then you come up with such witty delights as, 'Keep Calm and Rape A Lot'. This cause a shit storm as offended netizens were outraged that Amazon would allow such awesome to be sold.


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