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Article of the Now Iran Iran is a backwards Islamic nation in the Middle East which is next in line to receive the gift of freedom from the USA. Iran borders Iraq, which already has freedom. Being the holy Islamic nation that it is, Iran has quite lulzy laws and punishments. So no "liberated" women, no alcohol, no secks, no faggotry, and no fapping. Penalties for committing these forbidden acts include such lulzy punishments as chopping people's hands off, mutilation, stoning, crucifixion, public beheading, and firing squads. How exciting! Iran is also known for rightfully hating the Jews and exposing the lies created by them them, including, chief among them, the true story of the 9/11 attacks, as well as being enlightened holocaust deniers. Iran also has what the Kikes and 'Murikans consider to be a "nuclear weapons development program", despite repeated UN inspections saying that there is no such thing. Like with many other Muslim nations, the Kike-controlled USA must have an excuse to invade the shithole and steal their oil bestow freedom, democracy, and prosperity unto the people of that country. Iran is a totalitarian state, which supports terrorism, discriminates girls and women, persecutes and/or oppresses homosexuals, religious and also ethnic minorities and wants to become the next Nazi Germany. (( Soon To Become Another Fief For Our Great God Emperor Trump )) What have I missed? Atlanta 2 days ago Patryk Kornatowski 4 days ago Quinton Reviews 6 days ago Did You Know... ...The Pope needs to learn that Religion and Politics don't mix, that he needs to quit questioning our Great God Emperor Trump and an old man doing a 6-7 greeting ain't gonna score him any Little Boys when the Meme is Dead and buried? ...It's Faggot Month. Don't you feel better about coming out of the Closet? ...On May 3, 2026 a group of Christian Dwarves did a Speedrun on the $cientology L.A. headquarters looking for Tom Cruise? ...On May 8, 1945 the Western Allied Forces defeated the Nazis and made the good part of Germany their Bitch? ...that live streamer Johnny Somali couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the World's Smartest Nigger and appealed a sweetheart Prison sentence? ...that some stupid bitch got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by Instagram and Facebook? ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com! Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

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