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Halloween
Back in the old days, Halloween costumes used to look like this. Genuinely fucking creepy.

Halloween is that special time of year we remember the birth of Satan. Due to it's demonic origins people, especially children are more likely to be killed on this night than at any other time of the year.

Because of this there are many urban legends surrounding Halloween intending to make it even more scary, such as poisoned candy, satanic murders and mannequins which turn out to be genuine corpses. Except these are not stories - they are true.


(CONTINUE TO SPOOKY READING)
Did You Know...
  • ...That Ozzy died one year ago today, July 22, 2025? We hope that he's partying it up with the Devil.
  • ...That Sony is doing away with disks on the Playstation 6 as a way to remove Game Stop's competition because Sony is tired of seeing Game Stop undercut them by selling a brand new, 3-year-old game for $19 that's on the Playstation Store for $59 and to kill the used game market?
  • ...Congress passed an online safety bill for Children called the KIDS Act 267-117
  • ...That some Loser, never has been, trying hard to be a Youtube personality is trying to get back some 83-year-old guys collection of Autistic Play Things?
  • ...The Pope needs to learn that Religion and Politics don't mix, that he needs to quit questioning our Great God Emperor Trump and an old man doing a 6-7 greeting ain't gonna score him any Little Boys when the Meme is Dead and buried?
  • ...It's Faggot Month. Don't you feel better about coming out of the Closet?
  • ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers" And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it" I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, "Trick or treat" "No thank you".
 

 
 

—Halloween is a cover-up for pedos

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