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Article of the Now Internets Invented by Al Gore and pluralized by Dubya, the internets have become the new center of world communication. Technically speaking, the WWWord Internets came into being during the 2004 presidential elections when Dubya spawned multiple clones of the Internet by saying "there are rumors on the Internets." Needless to say, like all brilliant things Bush said, "Internets" became a reality. However, according to the Bible: 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. 1:2 - And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. 1:3 - And God said, Let there be Internet: and there was Internet 1:4 - And God saw the Internet, that it was kinda "meh": and so God divided the Internet from the Internets. Since the dawn of the time, there have actually been two separate entities know as the Internet: the plain, old, boring NORPy Internet, where normalfags who call themselves Netizens go to do shit like online banking, shop on Amazon, play online poker and put stuff on like it was a truck and the Internets, (where you are now) where nerds, hackers and haters go to lurk moar, troll, flame, post noodz and generally lulz it up. Obviously, the latter is much moar fun, infinitely moar interesting and a provides a home for a diverse crowd of society's outcasts and malignant narcissists. The parallel universes that are the Internet and teh Internets have very little in common, the exception being the Internets' primary directive which -as everybody knows- is the delivery of pr0n. Though immensely complex due to the large amount of tubes involved, there are a handful Internet Experts, most notably Kim Jong Il. (( If It Weren't For Al Gore, You Wouldn't Has Us )) What have I missed? MLK 2 days ago Dilbert 4 days ago Global Warming 6 days ago Did You Know... ... that it's 2026? You get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get laid. ... that WhiteDate got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience? ... that Christmas happened? We hope that you got that perverted catgirl that you want to lose your virginity to. ... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty. ... that it's ED’s 21st birthday? ... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a pro-gun speech at Utah Valley University? ... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin? ... that Elon Musk is White Knighting our favorite piece of Eurotrash ass, Naomi Seibt, because he wants to be French for a day and eat her snail? ... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her? Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

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