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Abel Klemmensen
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| Abel Klemmensen | |
| Nationality: | Inuit 
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| Highscore | 7 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he shot eight people right in the face including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.
Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling hashish to Greenland a year prior.
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| Kill count: | 7/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 Only headshots. |
| Style: | 5/20 Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of an hero. |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Greenlandic champion & RELEASED! |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Adam Labus
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| Adam Labus | |
| Nationality: | Polack 
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.
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Labus after becoming an hero
What happened?
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been fired a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.
2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of Robert Steinhäuser shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.
| Kill count: | 3/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 18/20 Not bad |
| Style: | 10/20 Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For using explosive devices |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Adam Purinton
 This nigga looks like Liam Neeson | |
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| ایڈم پیورینٹن | |
| Nationality: | Pakistani-Americunt  
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| Occupation | Air traffic controller |
| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 2 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Sadly, no |
| Motive | God Hates jeets Pakistani nationalism |
On a cold February in 2017, our hero, Adam Purinton†, an air traffic controller, warrior for Christ, and most importantly, a Pakistani patriot noticed Indian invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a basketball game. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a Liberal white man defended these animals, getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to Clinton, Missouri, but he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack, and was subsequently V&.
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| Kill count: | 1/20 Eh, at least he got one |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone? |
| Style: | 5/20 Typical racist White man behavior |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Got Trump's attention but didn't deserve it |
| Bonus: | 20/20 built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
See Also
- Frazier Glenn Miller Jr. - Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing.
Albert Gut
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| Albert Gut | |
| Nationality: | Polack
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| Highscore | killed 0, injured 2 |
| Style | Hack'n'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No (tried) |
On November 29, 2023, on the town of Kadzidło, Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional mogger, dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.
Gallery and Rant
| Kill count: | 0/20 2 wounded |
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| Accuracy: | 0.5/20 Not even surprising |
| Style: | 5/20 Mogger on killing spree |
| Butthurt: | 0.5/20 Almost forgotten |
| Bonus: | 3/20 Brainrot |
Wanted Level:
Kindergarten Crossing Guard
Alen Rizvan Rizvanović
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| Alen Rizvan Rizvanović | |
| Born | c. 1989 |
| Died | September 23, 2023 (aged 33-34) |
| Nationality: | Austrian 
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| Birth: | Serb food 
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| Highscore | Killed 4, injured 36 |
| Style | Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes, in 2023 |
| Motive | Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years |
In 2015, a Tornjak Truck driver named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović☪卐, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a schizo), the sword of Allah showed him that there are too many shitskins in Europe, and especially Turkroaches in particular. Realizing this, he got his Daewoo Rexton and started running over and stabbing cyclists. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because The turks were after him, making him the predecessor to Sonboly. Alen later became an prophet in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 Nazi Facebook followers.
| Kill count: | 4/20 retard |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Fuck you |
| Style: | 3/20 Refugees at work, nothing special |
| Butthurt: | 6/20 Nobody cared, Islamic terrorism is a weekly event in Eurabia |
| Bonus: | 15/20 for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Alex Mäkinen
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| Alex Mäkinen | |
| Born | March 7, 2009 (16 years old) |
| Nationality: | Finnish 
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| Highscore | Injured 3 |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
On May 20, 2025, in Pirkkala, Finland, some 16-year-old edgelord teenager by the name of Alex Luka Tapio Mäkinen attacked three girls in the hallway, wounding them with his mommy's kitchen knife he stole from her cabinet, while filming, before being v& by the police. Alex had plans to kill girls, but only managed to wound them, the loser. Alex used ChatGPT to write his manifesto.
Gallery & Rant
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| Kill count: | 0/20 3 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 0.5/20 All of them were slightly wounded |
| Style: | 3/20 Edgelord went amok |
| Butthurt: | 1.5/20 Media lulz for a few days |
| Bonus: | -5/20 You disappointed Mr. Saari and Pekka |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External Links
Alexander Koryakov
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| Alexander Koryakov | |
| Nationality: | Latvian 
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| Highscore | 4 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player, Hack N'Slash |
| An Hero? | No |
A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.
| Kill count: | 4/20 First latvian school killer but left an injured teacher. |
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| Accuracy: | 18/20 Not bad for a noob |
| Style: | 10/20 Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Nobody cared except Latvia |
| Bonus: | 10/20 for being first school killer in Latvia and the biggest one. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Alfonso Lama G.
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| Alfonso Lama G. | |
| Nationality: | Dago 
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| Highscore | 2 dead, 3 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No (Shot by civil guards) |
Alfonso Lama, was the 52 year old Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being shot by a guardia civil.
THE SHOOTING
On 26th october 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our hero Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who survived escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a telescopic sight rifle and shoots his neighbour (José Luis) failing the first shot. José Luis was killed by a mass bleeding in the leg. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A Loomis car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is injured in the leg. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.
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Dead neighbour
| Kill count: | 2/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 8/20 Fail |
| Style: | 5/20 Just a schizo camper rage |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 |
Wanted Level:
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Angel Granados-Diaz
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| Angel Granados-Diaz | |
| Nationality: | Beaner
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| Highscore | 0 killed, 0 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v& |
Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of his idols. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to not know how to use a gun at all. As a result, the fag got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher. Now he's living the hard life in prison with sweet Bubba. Sol Pais, Charles Landeros, John Earnest, and even Couch Cuck did better than him.
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His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.
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| Kill count: | 0/20 Couldn't even use his gun before starting |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Had no idea how to use a firearm |
| Style: | 0/20 Got fucked up by his gym teacher |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is |
| Bonus: | -1/20 Did worse than Charles Landeros |
Wanted Level:
Karen
Anthony McRae
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| Anthony Dwayne McRae | |
| Nationality: | Nigger
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 5 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Some 43-year-old christfag nigger shot up the Michigan State University before killing himself.
| Kill count: | 3/20 Killed |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 5 faggots escaped |
| Style: | 3/20 Cho Seung Hui's black version |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Nope |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo
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| Antonio Izquierdo(left) Emilio Izquierdo (right) | |
| Nationality: | Dagos
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| Highscore | 9 dead, 12 injured |
| Style | Co-op |
| An Hero? | No Yes (in prison) |
On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who had quarrels with the enemy family and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village.
La historia
Both families, had disputes over lands and marriages. They are all incestuous and fucked each other. Also, one of the brothers of the family Izquierdos/Patapelas, who died in prison, killed one of the cabanillas/Amadeos family, causing the other family to kill Antonio and Emilio's mother by burning her, scoring 1 in Fire Emblem. Pissed off both, decided to pack the shotguns for one of the lulziest days in Extremaduran and Spanish history.
La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco
The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&.
Both were sentenced to 684 years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.
On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio An Heroed in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.
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NEVAH 4GET IT
Rant
| Kill count: | 9/20 Kills |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 Should practice more |
| Style: | 10/20 Revenge over revenge over revenge |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Iberian chaos |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For columbinin' before 1999 |
Wanted Level:
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Armando Hernandez Jr
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| Armando Hernandez | |
| Nationality: | Wetback
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| Highscore | 3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Incel spic who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in Arizona, managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's somehow her fault, but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on snapchat, he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.
| Kill count: | 0/20 3 fucking people injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 |
| Style: | 2/20 Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the annals of history. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 None. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk
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| Artemiy Riabchuk Рядовий Пайл | |
| Born | c. 2001 (23-24 years old) |
| Nationality: | Khoholstani 
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| Occupation | Soldier (not anymore, lol) |
| Highscore | Killed 5, injured 5 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, v& |
| Motive | Victim of bullying |
On January 27, 2022, a Russian sleeper agent Ukrop soldier named Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck would take an AKS-74 and go Postal: Corkscrew rules in the Pivdenmash factory in Dnipro. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but called the police on himself for some reason.
(((Volodymyr Zelensky))) himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign.
on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.
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У яку ж халепу ти вплутався, рядовому Пайле. -
His father
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| Kill count: | 5/20 (5 injured) |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 50% of targets taken down |
| Style: | 5/20 +5 points for doing it outside of freedom land. |
| Butthurt: | 12/20 Got the commander of the national guard to resign |
| Bonus: | 3/20 shot up a military factory |
External Links
Austin Wyatt Rollins
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| Austin Wyatt Rollins | |
| Nationality: | Americunt
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| Highscore | 1 kill; 1 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
This nerd opened fire in his school located in Maryland with a Glock 9mm. He then became an hero once confronted by a pig.
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.
UPDATE: SHE DIED!
| Kill count: | 1/20 1 Injured |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 |
| Style: | 6/20 Took her out Supreme Gentleman style. |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Was on CNN but was then forgotten. |
| Bonus: | 0/20 |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External links
Avraham Ben Israel
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| Kike Dog | |
| Species | Dog |
| Breed | Belgian Malinois |
| Nationality | Kike 
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| Style | Spore, single player |
| High Score | Killed a retard |
| An Hero? | No, presumed to be executed |
| Motive | Alpha wolf, Judaism |
On July 3, 2024, our brave little pup, known as Avraham Ben Israel✡ was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as Gaza and keep the dangerous beasts known as Goyim away, when he spotted an innocent disabled person evil Hamas terrorist begging for food by the name of Mohammed Bhar☪ so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the Talmud permits our canine companion to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and pro-palestine crybabies on Twitter Bawwed at the attack before the top juden said "Oy Vey" and shut it down
| Kill count: | 1/20 a retard too, lol |
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| Accuracy: | 25/20 gave him the furaffinity treatment |
| Style: | 12/20 Isreli settler violence, that never happens |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 #freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah |
| Bonus: | 10/20 +30 for removing a retarded autist from the gene pool, -20 for being a Jew |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
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Ben Israel's IRL trolling
