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Ethan Oliver Ralph (also known as The Ralph or TheRalphRetort) used to be an SJW until they discarded him for being too fat (5' 1" and 247 pounds, BMI of 46.7!!!), after which he created a pro-GamerGate "website" called "TheRalphRetard" and quickly descended into lunacy.
He often brags about being a journalist because he runs a clickbait Gaymergate drama "news site" (despite him not being able to spell to save his life, repeatedly publishing fake news stories and violating even the most basic standards of journalistic ethics upheld even by the journos he constantly badmouths) but in reality, he's nothing but a barely recognizable blogger, appealing to a niche audience, the majority of which has either quit the cause or he has already personally alienated. The only reason he bothers to continue writing is to try and convert what remains of GamerGate into a neo-nazi group he believes he can command by gathering a group of ED trolls he doesn't realize are just fucking with him and "ordering" them to dox anyone in GG who's center-left or dares make fun of him. All of this just to satisfy his addiction to E-fame.
At the moment Ralph is safely nestled away in his online hugbox, where he frantically alternates between spending his time trying to drive anyone out of GamerGate who isn't a literal nazi like him, throwing hysterical fits about constantly getting trolled while stuffing his face with burgers, and holding court with his secret circlejerk of "fans" about these issues, most of whom are trolls who have doxed people in GG including him personally while he cried about it, and now continue to do the same thing while pretending to want to help him to his face so that they can place the blame on him for more drama and then laugh at him behind his back.
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