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Serving 16,489 articles since December 10th, 2004
After 2024 gave us Thomas Matthew Crooks, Ryan Routh, and Luigi Mangione, 2025 continued the trend of high-profile assassins with Tyler Robinson, who assassinated Charlie Kirk just for saying things Tyler didn't like.
On the bright side, we haven't died in nuclear hellfire, or maybe we did and the people controlling the simulation felt that they wanted to continue the program and reset it. Let's praise the mighty programmers with an "Amen" and hope that they'll add an extension to the program that gives us an afterlife.
Despite all that's happened, like illegal Mexicans jumping the border to spread brand new diseases, 231 school shootings that no one remembers by kids that thought they'd achieve Eric and Dylan status, and the continued onslaught by libtards that are still trying to convince us that global warming isn't a lie and think they have the numbers to prove it, it wasn't a bad year.
No. Fuck that. It was another shitty year where we have new worries such as "Thanks to 60 years of government mismanagement, will Social Security be there when we retire?", immigrants like Mexicans and ragheads replacing the white population by breeding like mongrel dogs roaming the streets because they don't know what a fucking condom is, and if they do, they still won't put one on or the all-around bullshit that we have to worry about every day.
ED did turn 21, so you crybaby emos out there can put away your razor blades and choose to not become another Christmas season suicide statistic because we depressed you.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
What have I missed?
Colonel McBadass was 2 days ago • Rob Reiner was 4 days ago • Black Christmas was 6 days ago
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It's high time the world started changing to suit ME. I don't see why I should do all the changing around here. "
— Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
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From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:
- ... that Christmas happened? We hope that you got that perverted catgirl that you want to lose your virginity to.
- ... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty.
- ... that it's ED’s 21st birthday?
- ... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a pro-gun speech at Utah Valley University?
- ... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin?
- ... that Elon Musk is White Knighting our favorite piece of Eurotrash ass, Naomi Seibt, because he wants to be French for a day and eat her snail?
- ... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her?
- ... that KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has bought the farm after he tripped in his studio? Will he be buried in a KISS Coffin?
- ... that Israel finally got something right, when it wrote “Whore” on Greta Thundercunt's suitcase and gave her a few love taps?
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