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Capital Gazette Shooting
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The Capital Gazette shooting has been the latest of a chain of mass shootings in America. The suspect (Jarrod Ramos) is currently in custody.
According to reports, the attack began in the mind of Crazed, butthurt and angry Manchild Jarod W Ramos back in 2011 when a columnist for the Gazette started writing about a criminal harrassment suit that was brought against him by Ramos
Being like most of the internets residents Ramos felt that he had the right to say whatever he wanted against whomever he wanted but nothing negative and true could ever be said about or used against him so he filed a defamation suit against the columnist, gazette's editor and their publisher.
After getting rammed in both holes like a drunken girl at an after prom party, and told what a floundering idiot he is after both a court and appeals court ruled quickly in favor of the Gazette, Ramos did what every psycho ass mother fucker does and let his hate stew like a lonely, virginal, angry, trench coated teen for 7 years until he finally couldn't take his emo brooding anymore. Finally deciding to have his revenge on the reporter, Eric Hartley and Thomas Marquardt the editor and publisher of the Gazette Ramos decided on shooting up the place that humiliated him but his imagined enemies had moved on to greener pastures and no longer worked there.
Ramos The Stalker
In what began as a year long barrage of insults, Thoma Hartkey, (A staff writer for the -Gazette described in an article the threats and internet stalking against a former classmate of ,'Ramos on FaceBook because she refused his Love Quest invite that led her to fear for her life.
After pleading guilty to Criminal Harrasment against the former classmate, Ramos found a new target and went after the Gazette claiming that the article written about him was written in a defamatory nature and designed to display his stalking in a harmful manner that was designed to ruin his reputation and keep him from ever finding a girlfriend.
Using all 8 cylinders of His bat shot insanity at his disposal, Ramos starting stalking Gazette editor Thomas Msrquardt' and in 2012 posted on his twitter a pic of Marquardt and Senator Barbara Mikulski saying.
Despite their fears and suspicions, nothing could be done because, according to police, posting a pic of someone on twitter and then telling the other person in the pic not to trust them isn't a crime.
Ramos had obviously learned from his first run in with the law because, where his new tweets might be creepy, they weren't threatening so nothing could be done.
Five Dead
Their names should be read off as heroes as it is becoming an all to common occurrence for Crazed ass maniacs like our Islamic friends to think that they can have unpopular subjects removed, comments on their god stopped or change policy and ideals such as the First Ammendment with a gun, such as was done with Charlie Hebe.
The victims of Jarod W Ramos' tard rage include :
- Rob Hiaasen - 59, a former feature writer for The Baltimore Sun who joined the Capital Gazette in 2010
- Wendi Winters - 65, a community correspondent
- Gerald Fischman - 61, the editorial page editor
- John McNamara - 56, a staff writer
- Rebecca Smith - 34, a sales assistant hired in November.
The two injured people were
- Rachael Pacella -, a reporter who covers education and the Naval Academy
- Janel Cooley - a sales representative
The Attack
Using smoke grenades and a shotgun, Jsrod W Ramos busted through the front doors of the Capital Gazette looking to finally resolve his long standing grudge with the Gazette.
Journalists, sales reps and photographers, thinking only of their safety, quickly dove under desks. Some would later describe what happened as aWar Zone because none of them had never seen Ass, Blood and guts getting scattered all over the place when a body is cut in half from a close range shot with a shotgun.
Photographer Paul Gillespie claims that it was he who saved the day when he bravely ducked under a desk and hid from the gunman.
Well concealed in his hiding spot, Gilespie waiting to their was a lull in the shooting. Rather than hit the shooter over the head with a camera or stab him with a letter opened, Gilespse ran over the dead bodies of his coworkers to escape to a bank next door and ask for help.
Being that white people and 🇮🇱Jews🇮🇱 were in danger, the police arrived in under five minutes.
—Paul Gilespie trying to convince others he did all he could do | ||
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| Kill count: | 5/20 |
| Accuracy: | 20/20 (100%) |
| Style: | 14/20 Hop in, look for victims, got the job done |
| Butthurt: | 12/20 Failed lawsuit for defamation |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Media takedown |
| Total score: 71/100 (B) | |
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Let's Blame This One On Our great God emperor
Much like the dumbest students, stuck at the back of the class and facing the chalk boards - racking their brains over the 20 piece puzzle, busy work that they were assigned to complete while the smarter students are tasked with more complicated issues that require thinking, libtards quickly fell into role by saying that this was somehow Our great and mighty street fighting man's fault.
Using the excuse that the Fake Newa idea that Our mighty leader has been wrestling with is the main cause for Ramos, liberals, internet experts in retardation and future White knights are saying that this could have all been easily prevented if the US Government was more proactive and policed Twitter looking for and arresting anyone who has ever made a mild threat against a woman.
For all their crimes against fascism, liberals speak the language well.
Using multiple alts like an Autistic attention whore Ramos impostered Judges, prosecutors and businesses to pretend that they either hated him personally for no reason an all and simply wanted to see him fail and that's why they wouldn't find a case in his favor or he used them to pretend that they supported him.
In on nearly prophetic post written almost 18 months earlier, Ramos writes that he Hope's Judge Moylan lives to see what he has in store.
This has led internet detectives to believe that he, Ramos may have had something planned earlier for the courts but couldn't get past security and so had to replan, targeting the Gazette.
External Links
the Court of Appeals decision on Ramos' Case where Ramos claimed The Gazette was peddling Fake News
See Also
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