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Kate's Party
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Kate's Party is a PRIVATE PARTY the quickest growing party on the planet, with an RSVP number of well over 9000. It will take a large amount of food to feed all of the attendees, so it is encouraged that you bring a bag of chips along with you to the party. It is said that this shall be the largest house-party of all time because austria is for dick mongers.
It will be held at Kate's Apartment, located on North Street in Adelaide, Australia. Should Kate be caught up in serious business, she has left instructions to start a block party without her.
Transportation is being arranged by God himself, as, this party shall be of biblical proportions, so make sure you're attending by April 30th for travel arrangements.
Drinks will be provided and we have a cake and chips and stuff. If you want to bring a friend thats cool but let me know how many are coming because the apartment is not very big.
WTF?????????? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? WHY ARE THERE 10000 PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN INVITED??????
THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY AT OUR APARTMENT.
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—Kate's Birthday Party
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I think Kate is a pretty cool guy. eh has a private party in our apartment and
doesnt afraid of anything
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—some attending retard
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kate should be in the kitchen, not hosting parties
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—Observant Observer
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Kate's going to need a pretty big bowl of chips.
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— sum random
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I wonder what Kate's bread budget is cuz she's gonna hafts make a SHITload of sandwiches!
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— Australian newspaper that prints profanity
Guest List
It has now been confirmed that Justin Bieber, Ringo Starr, Xhibit and Lady GaGa will all be making an appearance! Justin and GaGa will be singing a duet and making sandwiches! $5 cover, BYOB! This party has been becoming exponentially more awesome.
Even Moot is going and Fritzl is coming dressed in the Australian flag as usual.Kate might need a bigger apartment.File:KatesBirthday49502.jpgWere you invited?
History
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How about Keep, but if a person is found to have invited him or herself to the party and edited the WP article he or she should be banned from WP for ever for WP:COI?
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—Kitfoxxe
Kate's birthday party is already so legendary that a page for this historic celebration has been created on TOW, however, the wikipedos are such party poopers that they have tried to kill the buzz by baleeting said page. You can help by recreating it.
In an exclusive ED interview, Kate dropped science on the forthcoming historic Guinness Book of Records sized EPIC PARTY.
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Saturday night it was funny. It had a few hundred people and no one was really being nasty. Then by Sunday they had found out my street address and people had started stealing my photo. That is when it became scary. The 100s of creepy msgs mainly from teenage boys was revolting and the 1000+ friend requests bothersome.
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—Kate
Furthermoar...potential partygoers may want to BYOGasmask. Or buy a dog.
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We are now at the stage were any teenage boy who walks down my street and looks at me more than twice is going to get pepper sprayed.
Despite Ausfalian attention whore/troll David Thorne's claims in Ausfalian meeja that the whole Kate's Party phenomena is a not very elaborate hoax, ED's crack Lulz News team of 1337investigative journalists has established that Kate is 100% real, that it is her birthday and that she is still having a party on Saturday May 1st in Adelaide. Mr. Thorne is nothing but a triflin party pooper and hater due to the fact that he tried to get in Kate's knickers and was rebuffed.
So, in short, you should disregard David Thorne since he sucks cocks (after Kate spurned him he turned him gay) and PARTY HARD on North Street in Adelaide on Saturday. Bring all your friends, your own beer and party favours for Kate.
Not just anyone gets invited
Party planner David Thorne is deffo going
Kate's party traffic.
