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Digimon Battle
Once upon a time last thursday, a Korean company by the name of WeMade made (lol irony) created a faggy furry free MMO called Digimon Battle. And all was good. But in the shadows of the forums, something evil was brewing. And then anon found it and fed those trolls until the Azn game makers threw a rage fit.
In the beginning
The game at first attracted the bored and the young, or at least those adults down the end of your street that never seem to leave their house and spend all day smelling of jizz (and you know this because you've been in their house because of promises of candy). Due to their fail, WeMade released the download before the actual game started, causing much butthurt among players that would have to actually wait and do something constructive with their time that isn't spam attacking weakling noobs that don't realise that the level 21 digimon will kick your fucking ass. But the forums were still there. Anon saw and it was good. When downloading the game servers, various different times were recorded, ranging between ten minutes and two days. In the Phillipines, it was the worst. And that was when the wars started.
Race Wars and anon
Deep in the depths of the forums, a troll by the name of ArcAngelArtemis began the epic trolling of the spanish speakers (mainly Brazilians). It's not known exactly how he did it, but ever since the first server became active, the shout chat feature has been spammed by "BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR!!!!!!1!!!!" Shout chat is only available to 'brave tamers' so you can tell just how sad these people are by the first people to shout on that eventful day. The Americans grew so tired of the Brazilian's fucktarded bullshit, that they began responding with hordes of "ENGENGENGENGENG"
Triple A hasn't been seen on the forums since, reports say he's grinding his renamon's level until he can get it to look like that hot chick in armour to fap to it without him feeling like a furry. Disregard that I suck cocks, he's back.
The AIDs is spreading to other servers
As of recently, anon has reported that the internet backwash of hate has drifted onto the other servers. The Brazilian trolls can be told apart from the rest of the only-slightly-less-sad community by their usernames, that always always always end in BR. Their failfag trolling tactics include going up to a random newbie going "oi" and as soon as they respond going "br????"
Quotes of rage
— lot's of love, AngryGuy <3 | ||
—Lol racism at it's best | ||
—Angry BR? | ||
—ChibixRiku, the most hated guy on the forums | ||
ChibixRiku
Chibi is the self appointed "Most Hated User On The Forums" due to the ridiculous amounts of threads he's created simply to bash the Brazilian's and call for an IP block.
—It's true, everyone hates him | ||
He hates all other languages except for English, which he can't even use properly himself.
—Direct from ED, clearly he's been reading | ||
—that was French they were speaking | ||
And thus they decided to use binary instead. Or Klingon, that's been seen too. And Pig Latin, they used that too.
—Wow someone agrees with him | ||
—most awesome trolling of his post yet. | ||
Anonther Phillipene rage fit and ingame prostitution
—jackie03 | ||
Pheonix actually commented long before the rage fit saying that it was only a joke and apologized, jackie03 continues to flame even after this.
—jackie03 again, no one quite knows what they're talking about when they say 'shop' | ||
And so WeMade go batshit
Being tired of the trolling of the poor widdle BRs, WeMade introduced a filter to the ENGLISH language. Only the English at first, the moved onto a few Spanish words. So far ingame you can't say:
- Ish
- Wish
- English
- Spanish (Hell, anything with ish in it)
- If agumon (Because of the word fag in there)
- Amusement (Because of the word semen)
- Small (Because it has SM in it)
- Sad
- Pretty much all of the digimon's names
- Japanese
- This
- Damn (But not dammit)
- Jews
- Smart
- Isn't it (Because of the word tit in there)
- And almost all of the normal swearwords. But not Fuck, Bitch, ass or I like to sleep with fat women. (Lol actual quote)
And screw is still useable too.
Happy Hour
It's just as dumb as it sounds. Happy hour is an hour every day when people's exp gain goes up by 30%, this is when all of those SOOPER SRS TAMERS come out to mass train their furries. People bitched.
Capture rates and levels
Simply put, everyone complained about it being too easy to level up and capture those cute little blobby things, so WeMade raised the rates, so people complained that the rates were too high[1]
It seems those poor Azns can't do anything right any more.
External Links
- The thread that called out EVERY single troll in the community
- | The site mainpage
- The Forums
- Censorship rant
- Discrimination rant thread
- One of Chibi's threads
- Locked thread on fucking digimon(literally)
- Let's talk binary shall we?
- BR spam thread
- Pokemon trolling?
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Digimon Battle is part of a series on MMORPGs. | [Ding!] |