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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Watch out guys, he has a gun, he means srs bsns

On the outside, he may seem like any sort of Autistic Tarlet, only LordElthibar is a total fucknut manchild who is so stuck into his religion, that even God thinks he's nuts, he's you're typical Evangelist Christfag, and possibly is a Mormon, he hates gays, People from other countries, abortions, Non-Christians, and everybody else who disagrees with him, all while masturbating to his Autistic Disney fanart and guns, he's also a proud Disney fanfic author, writing about the evil liberals taking his freedom away, all while he denies it to people who don't agree with him. He also talks like it's 1513, but don't let this fool you, this is proving how autistic he is.

I'm a good Christian!!!

Being the washed up fucknut he is, LordElthibar is one of the most outspoken, if not the most by far, Pro-life Tartlet on the whole site, his art involves a lot of his political views, his idea of pro-life is so outspoken, that he goes and attacks people who disagree with him because he thinks if he attacks enough people, they'll become good Christians and be pro-lifers like him, unfortunately, being the dense Christfag he is, he fails to understand what other political views mean other than his own, try to get into an intellectual debate with him against his strong Christian conservative values, and he'll block you before you can even respond to him. Then he'll go write a journal about how you're persecuting him and getting more people to feel sorry for him because he's such a nice and poor Christian boy who's getting persecuted by people like you everyday.

Political views

LordElthibar is a very strong member of the Tea Party Movement, he along with his fellow rednecks, feel good denying the rights to others while they give themselves everything. His idea is that people hate him because he is Christian. This is partially true, people hate him because he is a washed up fucknut and delusional Tea Party Activist, redneck, and conspiracy theorist. He of course, has failed to see the point numerous times and continually tries to make everybody else think he's another struggling Christian dealing with persecution everyday, while he goes and persecutes people for their beliefs and political views.

This picture alone proves the delusion that this manchild has acquired in his small Autistic brain.


Autism at it's finest

Outside of being the usual fucknut he is, LordElthibar's main hobby is making Disney fanart, mostly of the movie Tangled, along with other movies, like Rise of the Guardians and Brave, he does not like criticism in the finest, because he is an amazing artist who draws well, yet still uses Crayons to draw and resorts to MSPaint for digital drawings Because he's wanting attention so badly. His drawings are so lulzworthy, for a second, you think that this is a joke. He expects everybody to give him a positive comment on his drawings because if you give him a negative comment, he's going to whine about being persecuted. He has at least 3 whole pages on his DevianTART profile of hidden or marked as spam comments from people that disagree with him, and constantly bitches about these people coming to his page in his bitchbook hoping to get attention from the few people that support him. He even has a most wanted list that makes no sense at all, putting further speculation on how Autistic he is.

Usual fanart from this Autist, note the crayons used to draw it.

His fanfics

LordElthibar has recently gotten tons of attention from people because of how bad they are, almost all of them are about Obama turning into a super villain and taking the freedom and rights away from the conservative Tea Party Disney heroes! Along with almost every user that LordElthibar has blocked because he thinks that making them the villain in all his fanfictions will make him awesome, in reality, the fanfics are nothing more than tealiban propaganda because a black guy is president. His fanfics are so bad, it makes My Immortal and Twilight look like literary masterpieces.

Conspiracy theorist nutjob

Another claim to that LordElthibar has gotten his 15 minutes of fame from is his wild conspiracy theory that in 2017, The United States will be some apocalyptic wasteland Obama started imprisoning his own citizens, this obviously upsets Elthibar, for it his duty to not understand the power of lulz. He thinks he is going to be the leader of a resistance movement fighting the New World Order! Perhaps if he quit watching a certain Fucktard, he would realize he's nothing more than a forever alone manchild that will indeed die alone, either that or he'll go crazy and give everything up for the glory of God and his neckbeard.

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