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"My dark life as a goth."
Chuck going full-retard

Chuckula, otherwise known as Charles Robert "Chuck" Stegall II, is a racist, sexist, cross-dressing virgin and a self-proclaimed Christian vampire goth alternative model who lives in Jacksonville, Florida.

Having been unemployed for over four years and making no effort to try and find a job, most of Chuck's time is spent playing video games, sucking up taxpayer money, jerking off while sobbing, and on the internet raging over or battling with the numerous trolls that he's managed to attract. He desperately craves attention on a constant basis, particularly from Gothic ladies of the "curvy" variety, and as a result posts most of his status updates on a public setting like the idiot he is. Such attention-seeking behavior, coupled with some of the ridiculous shit he posts, has made him an easy target for trolls who have posed as, or actually are, Goth girls.

Various examples include:


   
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Do I need to stitch up the bitches or do I need to bitch up the stitches to stitch the bitches?
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— Chuck, saying what he thinks is badass

   
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I'm so goth, I slept in a bed full of horny goth girls.
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— Chuck, thinking he's hilarious

   
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I stand for love, beauty, peace, justice and romance.
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— Chuck, being delusional

   
“ 		 
Just give up Dr. Eggman, Sonic always wins against you.
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— Chuck, giving commentary on one of his favorite games

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Trolling

The thexy gothic vampire himself is notorious for an unwarranted case of self-importance, delusions, lies and fake girlfiriends, vampire raaaggge, sexism, and the tendency to get butthurt and whine about it on facebook for days. This makes him a large target for trolling, and boy it's successful. One could go so far as to call him the Gothic version of Chris Chan. In fact, one of his "girlfriends" actually convinced him to get his penis pierced by promising him sex if he did so.





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