Anna Akana

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	“	It's not who you know, it's who you blow.	„
	—Anna Akana

Anna Akana is an untalented unfunny bisexual chink zoophile who rose to fame solely for sucking her ex-boyfriend Ray William Johnson's cock in 2011. She is the definition of a gold-digging feminazi and a hypocrite who can't stop herself from getting raped because she dresses like a slut. Anna routinely engages in bestiality with her pet cats and posts videos of herself molesting them on her shitty YouTube channel, which only got 2 million subscribers or any subs at all because she fucked the aforementioned RWJ to become a public figure. Most of her fanbase consists of brainwashed simps and dykes manipulated by her narcissistic thirst traps.

Aside from her JewTube, she is most known for starring as the slutty writer chick in Marvel's Ant-Man, where she was dubbed over by a man because who wouldn't want to take her spotlight just to rape her.

Killing her sister

On Valentine's Day 2007 Anna got into an argument with her 13-year-old sister Kristina over who will grow up to be a sluttier bitch and kept being a cunt by saying her little sister would never see the day of being fucked by any living thing. This caused Kristina to hang herself in the closet (where she was hiding her lesbianism) as the last words Anna said were "I hate you". Anna failed to realize she was the problem, so instead of committing suicide herself, she decided to abuse drugs like a pussy sucking on a pity dick in front of everyone she knew. The sister's body was then cremated and the ashes were used as chocolate milk mix subsequently. Meanwhile Anna took a braid of her dead whore of a sister's hair for her dickriders to tape onto their pre-OP tranny genitals and use as pubes during her standup shows (which suck ass by the way). Anna continues to profit off her dead sister to this day through her simp-bait thirst traps and progressive PC bullshit videos made to promote her shitty standup or music.

Fucking RWJ for fame

Anna first started standup comedy at the age of 19 under the alias "Anna Math" (get it, because Asian bitches are good at math) and was a nobody who always got tomatoes thrown at her wherever she performed when least requested (often disturbing the peace while everyone was trying to go about their day). She also auditioned for several acting roles during this time, but never got them because she refused to get naked and act like a sexual object as her very existence as a woman is meant to. After being sick and tired of being a nobody in the public eye, Anna decided to suck a faggot's AIDS-infested cock to get her naked body on every porn site on the web.

She met Ray William Johnson at a CBS Diversity Showcase in 2011 and forced him to star in her 10 Second Traumas web mini-series because she still wasn't getting dick pics in her inbox even with an official website up. After this she decided to make her own YouTube channel in August 2011 and was receiving recognition solely for being RWJ's bitch and no advantages of her own other than being a sexual object for guys to project their fantasies onto because she's a female. Then in 2013 Anna made one of her most viral videos titled "don't kill yourself" which was basically her crying like a pussy in front of the camera for 5 minutes playing the victim when everyone knows it's her own damn fault for making her sister kill herself and that everyone wishes she would do the same.