Phillip Savelli

Just your average sick fuck

Coco the dog

Phillip Savelli is another on of your run of the mill, all around Sick fucks that thought he could edge his way above Kiddy Fucker if he tried hard enough.

Savelli's plan was to take his girlfriend's, Helga Semaj's, 10 month old Yorshire Terrier, Coco, half drown it in water and then freeze it to death in her freezer. Like most Fuck-ups from Cleveland, he couldn't do the job right the first time he tried and had to give it a second try, because after a half-hour of being wet, and in freezing conditions, killing a 3 pound dog, like most things, proved to be difficult for him and finally finding success with his do over, he put the now frozen dog on his Girlfriend's pillow, in her bed.

Like most, Half-wop brainless Shit for brains, fuck wads from Cleveland, he didn't know he was being recorded by a security cam and when he went for the favorite innercity alibi of Wasn't Me, She had already given Video evidence to the police that showed off his sick fuckery.

Fearing What people would do to his tender, Virgin butt-hole in Prison, Being the chicken Shit he is, Savelli quickly pleaded quilty to the felony crime of Cruelty to animals and only had to suffer 60 days of being the pod Bitch in jail, compared to the possible 18 months of it he'd get for pissing of the judge by taking this to court.

What We'd Like To See Happen To Him

Your pathetic ass will just have to imagine that because we're not dumb enough to put it to writing because all it would take is one of You dip-Shits to follow through with one of our suggestions. The next thing we'd be seeing is Your Mama blaming us by saying that you have no free will and it was us the put tge idea in your soft, Autistic brain and that's the reason you're in jail.

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