Phillip Savelli

Just your average sick fuck

Coco the dog

Phillip Savelli is another one of your cliche, run of the mill, all around Sick fucks that thought he could edge his way to the top of the food chain of Psychopaths. His goal was to make a spot above Kiddy Fucker and even thought that if he tried hard enough, he could become king of the Sick Fucks.

Savelli's plan was to take his girlfriend's, Helga Semaj's, 10 month old Yorshire Terrier Coco, half drown it in water and then freeze it to death in her freezer. Like most Fuck-ups from Cleveland, he couldn't do the job right the first time around so he had to give it a second try, because after a half-hour of being wet, and in freezing conditions, killing a 3 pound dog, like most things, proved to be difficult for him. Finally finding success, after being beaten by a 3 pound dog's will to live, his do over produced the results he was looking for and so he put the now frozen dog on his Girlfriend's pillow, in her bed for the Shock Value.

Like most, Half-wop brainless Shit for brains, fuck wads from Cleveland, he didn't know he was being recorded by a security cam and when he went for the favorite innercity alibi of "DINDUNUFFIN", She had already given the Video evidence to the police that showed off, for all to see, his sick fuckery.

Fearing What people would do to his tender, Virgin?? butt-hole in Prison, Being the chicken Shit that he is, Savelli quickly pleaded guilty to the felony crime of Cruelty to animals and only had to suffer 60 days of being the pod Bitch in jail, compared to the possible 18 months of "Consentual" Prison sex he'd get for royally pissing off the judge by taking this to court.

Why Did He Do It?

He never said and avoided answering this question in court. Seeing the childish nature of this, by wanting his girlfriend's dead dog be the first thing she'd see when she went to bed, we can only assume it has to be something Shallow such as she took his Lego building set off the kitchen table and put it away in his toy box.

What We'd Like To See Happen To Him

Your pathetic ass will just have to imagine that because we're not dumb enough to submit our Genius suggestions to writing because all it would take is one of You dip-Shits to follow through with one of our suggestions. The next thing we'd be seeing is Your Mama blaming us by saying that you have no free will and it was us that put the idea in your soft, Autistic brain and that's the reason why you're in jail.

See Also

• Buy A Dog

• Chihuahuas

• Dog

• Isle Of Dogs

• Pirate Dog