Rape Day

Rape Day (originally developed under the working title of Rape Day Apocalypse) is a 3DPD Indie Visual Novel that was released on March 9, 2019, following several days of E-drama reminiscent of the 2015 Hatred shitshow. Rape Day allows you to finally immerse yourself in your deep-seeded fantasies of raping and murdering all of your fat, ugly, punk rock co-workers during a zombie apocalypse. Rape Day was originally intended to be released via Steam, but totally foreseeable circumstances ultimately resulted in Steam pussing out.

Rape Day was developed by Desk Plant, a one-man indie game studio whose sole member is a fine chap who calls himself "Jake Roberts" and uses the name RapeDayComics on DevianTART. In reality, however, Jake Roberts is merely an alias used by Mikel Randolph Upjohn, a Senior Airman in the U.S. Air Force, who is too much of a fucking pussy to attach his real name to his shitty RenPy game. As you'd probably expect from a degenerate who calls himself "RapeDayComics", Mikel is known for making awful 3D rape comics and then posting them on DA because Renderotica wouldn't let him join their site – mainly due to the fact that his art is fugly as sin and he possesses absolutely no talent as a 3D graphics artist.

Rape Day has been described by critics as being a spiritual successor to Custer's Revenge and has been widely lauded for its unique art style that is highly reminiscent of the classic anime series Xavier: Renegade Angel. The game revolves around the actions of a 42-year-old villain protagonist simply named "Boss" as he attempts to deal with an ISIS-instigated zombie apocalypse and the reality of his impending death by raping and murdering all of his unrapeably unattractive radical feminazi employees at BuzzFeed HQ.

The game was originally going to include a scene where the protagonist drowns a fucking baby, but this was ultimately cut after the developer decided that this scene may be considered too offensive and triggering to people who aren't sociopaths or Muslims. Don't be too sad though, as the game still features murder, sexual assault, necrophilia, incest, obscene language, evil choices and the ability to annoy women. The game also contains at least 500 horrible 3DCG images in .jpg format and over 7000 words of misspelled and grammatically incorrect text.

After word spread that Steam might actually be allowing Rape Day on their platform, the video game lügenpresse and the whiny, dickless faggots over on ResetEra began assembling their forces and started to relentlessly report-spam Rape Day's page on Steam. Following a day of incessant whining from fat, ugly feminazis and balding, white knighting manlets, Steam ultimately decided to give into the demands of the terrorists and announced that they would not be allowing people to experience the joy of playing Rape Day on their shitty platform.

WTF Is This Shit?

Quality gameplay.

Originally revealed on Steam in February, 2019, Rape Day promised itself to be a visual novel for the 4% of the general population who are sick fuck sociopaths and like to play games such as Doki Doki Literature Club.

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Control the choices of a menacing serial killer rapist during a zombie apocalypse. Verbally harass, kill, and rape women as you choose to progress the story.

It's a dangerous world with no laws. The zombies enjoy eating the flesh off warm humans and brutally raping them but you are the most dangerous rapist in town.

Rape Day is a choice driven visual novel. It does not include grinding or any other time wasting activities. So skip the foreplay and enjoy your Rape Day; you deserve it.

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—Official Description of Rape Day (archive)

NO BABY MURDER 4 U

On February 21, 2019, a massive hypocrite and YouTuber named Zaxtor99 decided to post a video whining about Rape Day and its content. More specifically, Zaxwhore decided to whine about the planned baby drowning scene that was slated to appear in the game. Using plenty of mental gymnastics, Zax attempted to explain that censoring games that contain rape and baby murder is somehow different from censoring games like Doom, Grand Theft Auto and Edgelord Simulator 2015. You can watch the hypocrisy in action below.

"Unhand my infant, white male! Only I, as a woman, am allowed the choice to murder my offspring!" WTF is going on with his dick, though?

BEGONE FROM LIFE, THOT!

The Boss drowns babies better than Andrea Yates drowns toddlers.

After viewing this video, the developer of Rape Day decided to actually give Zaxtor attention and, on February 23rd, posted a boring tl;dr update about the aforementioned baby murder scene in his game.

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A steam user posted a pretty good you-tube video about this game to the discussion forums here. He makes some good points. Among other things the you-tuber expressed concern about the baby killing scene, as possible being classified as "child exploitation".

Since no one has played the game yet, I thought I'd give a little description of the scene and my thought process here, for that specific scene. The scene is relatively minor to the story and optional depending on your choices.

Originally I had the zombie character holding a baby, because I thought it would be interesting, and I’ve seen this in other zombie stories. However, this presented a bit of a problem, because it is illegal to render a underage character in the presence of anything with sex or that is sexual. For this reason, the baby had to be removed before anything sexual could happen.

Realistically, it's not exactly just going to crawl away... so in the first draft of the story I was going to have the main character punt it out of the scene, but I’m not really sure how far you can kick a baby, so I settled on him running really far away and then drowning it and then coming back. To be extra safe I have him mash it up into pulp so it’s not really even a baby anymore. This however is not shown only described. I don’t particularly like blood, gore, bruising, scratches, etc. so none of this is shown in the game.

But anyways, I now realize my game highly offends some people so if it doesn't get approved for that reason I'll make it available from my website, and then still kick off the normal marketing plan that I had for the game, which I haven't started yet.

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—Desk Lamp

On February 27th, the developer decided to flip-flop worse than Hillary Clinton and decided that he actually would remove the baby murder scene.

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UPDATE 2/27/2019:

After consulting with the forums... some forums... somewhere... I've decided it's necessary to remove this scene.

While it doesn't actually qualify as "child exploitation", the vagueness in this term is enough for a banning campaign to be waged against my game for just this scene alone.

I do apologize to any one who wanted to see this scene. I'll do my best not to water this game down too much, and not make it like every other boring dreary monotonous slow moving visual novel.

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—Desk Lamp

Plz Proofread You're Fuckin Game U Moran

	“	Just be carful [sic].	„
	—Rape Day

	“	She's god damn, fat as fuck. [sic]	„
	—Rape Day

	“	I'll walk you too your Car Carl.	„
	—Rape Day

	“	Soon aviable [sic] on Steam!	„
	—Rape Day on Instagram

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Who Is Upjohn Galt?

Mikel Randolph Upjohn, alleged creator of Rape Day.

Because Rape Day was developed by a complete retard who can't spell for shit, it should come as no surprise that the developer also left his fucking powerword right in the source code on his RapeDay.com website. Meet Mikel Randolph Upjohn, a 30-something-year-old member of the Jewnited States Air Force who graduated from Full Sail University's Game Development program in 2006. Mikel's previous endeavors have included a shitty game called Adventure Land and a series of shitty cartoons that he's released on JewTube as CartoonSalad.

Here is just a small sample of the insanity that is the mind of Mikel Upjohn.

“	What he said about the patterns of his daughter struck a nerve in me. Everyday I toy with algorithms and code replicating human thought and learning or something better but as I unweave the mysteries of the mind, human beings who I once felt were almost magical in their complexities become simple and predictable. Interacting with others has lost it's meaning. I'm not surrounded by other 'living' beings; I'm alone trapped on world plagued by extremely simple and predictably irrational machines. Understanding has killed the wonder of life and dulled it's beauty. My only hope is to create an entity that is more rational, flexible, intelligent, and beautiful than these... human machines. Perhaps finally something that can truly be considered alive on a planet full of mindless machines. Something 'alive' enough for me to love. Or perhaps I should use a series of electrical pulses or timed oxygen deprivation to bring my brain back to a point where I still saw beauty in life. A point before my current level of understanding.	„
—Mikel Upjohn, 7 years before making a shitty porn game

	“	Hey Mikel Upjohn do you need to talk about your crazy #rapeday fantasies? Better stick to creating games like your AdventureLand 1.3	„
	—IntelGhost, doxing people for wrongthink (archive)

	“	I am not going to call ya 860-646-04... But got your Bio & Resume.doc Expert C++ dev...	„
	—IntelGhost, posting a number that actually belongs to Mikel's mum (archive)

	“	There is nothing like a threat against you because you expose a guy that created a game you can RAPE and MURDER people in. You have to get in the queue, Jihadis first! Btw. don't make me show some intersting links #military #epicgames that will up this to the next lvl #rapeday	„
	—IntelGhost, finding out that actions have consequences (archive)

	“	Only Solution is to kill #Assad, end his reign of terror and establish a better and fair system/democracy for the long suffering people of Syria! #givethemasecurehome	„
	—IntelGhost, admitted ISIS supporter (archive)

Salt Mining

	“	@steam_games as a gamer & a woman, I cannot believe you would allow video games like #rapeday exist. 1 out of 4 women will experience some sort of sexual violence in their lifetime. Don't normalize this dangerous rhetoric that women's lives are already at risk of being endangered	„
	—beautyqueen91, using raped statistics to make a point (archive)

	“	The most depressing, soul destroying thing I have read in a long time. If this vile, shameful game is released, the stories of children & adults acting on what they’ve seen will follow. I don’t know how you can live with yourselves. #rapeday #monsters @steam_games	„
	—Dee Bishop‏, thinking that video games make people into psychopaths (archive)

	“	@steam_games What the h@ll is wrong with you!?! Launching a rape game? Telling guys they deserve to get to rape women? How sick are u? How didn’t u stop yourself in this? Thanks for the disrespect of all women and girls. I’m done with Steam. So is my sons. #boycottsteam #rapeday	„
	—Line H Jørgensen‏, being a cunt to her sons because Steam allows rape games (archive)

	“	@steam_games does your management team know no shame or decency? Who approved #rapeday as a game? In what world did any human being think such a real world heinous act of evil would make a fun or socially acceptable game? Shame on you, Steam!	„
	—Jacqueline Bonass, not understanding what Steam is (archive)

	“	One scene showed the main character forcing a pistol into a young woman's mouth with the subtitles: 'I could blow your brains out and f* your tight little p**right here.' #RapeDay @steam_games Thank you for triggering all rape victims you irresponsible and absolute bastards!	„
	—Suzzan Blac, watching rape game videos to trigger herself (archive)

	“	@steam_games If you dont stop #rapeday i will make sure that my account with now more than 500 games will be turned offline indefinetly and i will never again do business with you. I will not support a company that supports rape fantasies.	„
	—OldManRivers71, threatening to flush $$$ down the toilet to own Gaben (archive)

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	“	So it's just a Ren'Py VN with stills of bad 3D models Why would anybody pretend to care about this	„
	—Anonymous (archive)

B& FROM STEAM

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Over the past week you may have heard about a game called 'Rape Day' coming soon to Steam. Today we've decided not to distribute this game on Steam. Given our previous communication around Who Gets To Be On The Steam Store?, we think this decision warrants further explanation.

Much of our policy around what we distribute is, and must be, reactionary—we simply have to wait and see what comes to us via Steam Direct. We then have to make a judgement call about any risk it puts to Valve, our developer partners, or our customers. After significant fact-finding and discussion, we think 'Rape Day' poses unknown costs and risks and therefore won't be on Steam.

We respect developers’ desire to express themselves, and the purpose of Steam is to help developers find an audience, but this developer has chosen content matter and a way of representing it that makes it very difficult for us to help them do that.

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—Steam, going full cuck (archive)

	“	This game was banned from Steam on 3/7/2019 for “posing too great a risk to Steam, Customers, and its Developers”. Rape Day will be available soon.	„
	—Update from Team Rape Day (archive)

	“	Rape Day will be available soon for $15 USD but only for a very short amount of time before banning campaigns take it down again, and then I will remove everything having to do with this from the internet for good.	„
	—Update from Team Rape Day (archive)

SJWs praising Steam not shipping Rape Day

	“	thank god for jim sterling	„
	—A SJW praising a fat SJW cuck

Characters

Brian a.k.a Boss

The protagonist of Rape Day. He's a fat, bald 42-year-old who has only ever had sex with Thai hookers and runs a fucking art studio.

Kristina

A blue-haired dyke who wants to propose to her girlfriend before she dies.

Sandy

A fat fuck'n zombie who looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy ate another Pillsbury Doughboy.

Shit From The Code

	“	This is about ZOMBIES specifically, and ZOMBIES will be part of the marketing. IT is ALWAYS better to use an existing scenario that people know than a slightly different one that people arn't as familiare and obviously don't have an attachment too.	„
	—Marketing info from the game's script file