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Kosta Kecmanović
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Kosta Kecmanović | |
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Born | July 30, 2009 (15 years old) |
Nationality: | Serb |
Highscore | Killed 10, injured 6 |
Top 50? | No |
Style | FPS Single player, Easy mode |
An Hero? | No |
Motive | Idklol |
Kosta Kecmanović was a 13-year-old boy from Belgrade who, on May 3rd, 2023, pissed off without hesitation and he went for the High Score at his school, killing 9 kids and a security guard and injuring 6 more before he wanted to get V& and surrendered.
May 3rd, 2023
Today is the day, said José Betts before his failure. On the day 3rd May 2023, Kosta arrived at Vladislav Ribnikar Model Elementary School at 8:30 AM with a 9mm CZ-75 Shadow 2 pistol and a .22 LR Ruger Mark II pistol, which were acquired from his alcoholic father who was snoring ruminantly in his room. Kosta started off his lulzfest at the entrance of the school by killing the guard who tried to disarm him. The guard shouted "Shot me, but don't shoot the kids" but Kosta ignored him because he wanted to get to the high score. He went down a hallway and killed 2 girls who where hall monitors and students there, then entered a room and started shooting with his .22, injuring a history teacher. He then proceeded to shoot at the students, killing 7 (4 of which were on his hit list) 6 of them girls and injuring 5. After killing the students, Kosta shot the classroom windows like Lanza without hitting anyone. After being satisfied with the amount of NPCs pwned he got (despite quitting his amoklauf too early), he dropped his guns and surrendered himself instead of becoming an hero.
Reasons for the attack
According to his father, Kosta was bullied and harassed at his school and that is why he already planned to kill several girls. Girls? Kosta literally has the advantage of being born with a dick (at least if it is a dwarf one), but he still allowed himself to be sexually abused by bitches. Also, after his massacre, a bunch of fangirls started pissing off a lot of people on Tik Tok, Jewtube and other social media. Furthermore, there are suspicions that Kosta was a Serbincel, another branch of the Incels who idolized Elliot Rodger and polished his online statue with their tears of virgin rage. It is not entirely clear whether Kosta was an Assburger but he is more probably that Kosta is a psychotic schizophrenic than an Autistic with no feminine affection. Most likely, it's just another fucking case of bullying, like 77.69% of school shootings or an angry incel who wants a blowjob at all costs.
Aftermath
After quitting his gaming on the high score too fucking early and vanning himself, he was placed in a nuthouse and will most likely stay there for the rest of his life. Also he watched some future mass shooters there, but none of them went amok nowadays. The pigs, as always that a mass shooting happens, checked his phone and noticed he had Columbine documentary material, probably Zero Hour, meaning he was most likely a Columbine copycat like 90% of school shooters.
Planning
Kosta planned the massacre for two months and managed to hit double digits, outscoring Chris Harper-Mercer, Dylann Roof, and even Ilnaz Galyaviev. He even made sure to do it before he turned 14 so he couldn't be charged for any of his crimes. He made a target list of his class of he faggots who bullied him.
Loadout
Trial of his parents and other boring stuff
Due to his young age, Kosta could not be taken to prison because bubba would rape him severely, so on October 10, the Serbian Prosecutor's Office, angry with his alcoholic father for giving him weapons, decided to ask for 12 years in prison for him.
"We have carried out an extensive investigation in relation to the circumstances in which the 13-year-old boy, not criminally responsible, committed the most serious crime in the history of this country," said the prosecutor. It also covers his mother, the president and an instructor at a shooting club. For the accused mother, he proposes a sentence of two and a half years and for the two employees of the shooting practice club, three years for each. The prosecution also requested that the trial not be attended by the public, for the sake of protecting the rights of the children in the classroom where the crime was committed.
Aliases
List of the aliases for Kosta
- Cucksta Cuckmanobitch
- Kosta "1 thousand fangirl stare" Kecmanović
- Kosta "Serbia's hybristophilia" Kecmanović
- Kocta Kecmanović
- Kosta "Beat The Couch" Cuckmanović
- Kosta Kecfailović
- Kosta "The Ultimate Gentleboy" Kecmanović
- Kosta "The Fornite Ragequit kid" Kecmanović
- Kosta "Incel's most wanted list boy" Kecmanović
- Kosta "Too Young To NBK" Kecmanović
- Kosta Kekmanović
- Kosta "successor of Devon Ericson" Kecmanović
- Kosta "Cucks your thot" Kecmanović
- Kosta "The dream of every 11 year old parentless pinoy girl" Kecmanović
- Kosta "No fangirls, No fun" Kecmanović
- Kosta "Incel envy" Kecmanović
- Kosta "Cucks your young mother" Kecmanović
- Kosta "No gym but a whole bunch of fangirls" Kecmanović
- Kosta "Ethan Crumbley 2.0." Kecmanović
- Kosta "Diego" Kecmanović
- Kosta "a Kosta" "Kecmanović
- Kosta "Coast guard" Kecmanović
- Kosta Kleboldović
- Kosta Nuthouse'n'Schule Kekmanović
- Kosta "Drunk father? Gun rampage" Kecmanović
- Kosta "Kid played Fornite IRL" Kecmanović
- Serbincel
- The 13 year old boy killer in Serbia
- Devon Ericson 2; Balkan challenger appears.
- Serbian americanicer
- The serbian edgelord
- The school shooter kid who got a gun blowjob after some girl tell him to stop
- F4Z3.K05t4_09 (FOR GAMING PROPOUSES)
- tik tok killer kid
Little girls in love with Kosta
Kosta, like every incel and faggot murderer, managed to form without his consent a community of 13-year-old girls in love with him (Do not doubt that more than one of them is over 18 years old). He is not like murderers like Jeffrey Dahmer who was also able to make girls fall in love with him, he is just one of the bunch, but he was able to stand out thanks to the girls on tiktok and his young age, his community is the same shit as other communities dedicated to praising people for morbid topics like Rina Palenkova, Devon Erickson, Rorochan, and Ava Wood, Even though Kosta is a nerdy and unattractive kid, he has the chance to have girls masturbating him online. Remember that a murderer has a better chance of having a girlfriend/sex than you, Incel. Well, The little group of Kosta fans is moving to Latin American countries, making Pinoy girls fall in love again with South Korean NPCs who sing like faggots on Pulse.
Vidya
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Gallery
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David Copeland's stare
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Kosta got v& :(
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Towelhead
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Almost in the nuthouse
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Emofag
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Long hair means long dick
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First steps on primary
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4-year-old Kosta presenting his toys
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Yummy
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MFW - After pwning 10 n00bs, dick thirsty girls want me.
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Teh pwned (some were targets too)
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Hybristophilia's honest reaction:
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He was a profesional cocksucker before the lulzfest.
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Ambasing
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Random crappy meme
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Same tacky shitty meme, but worse
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Gonna sodomy you with bullets
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Lazy af edit
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Moderately good meme.
Graded Score
Kill count: | 10/20 Very high for a 13-year-old |
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Accuracy: | 12/20 Had better aim than old mass shooters |
Style: | 15/20 Early ragequit |
Butthurt: | 15/20 All around the world |
Bonus: | 20/20 For only being a 2009 kid & having 1 thousand of cock thirst girls behind |
External Links
See Also
- 16-year-old girl - The kind of fans he has.
- Artyom Kazantsev - A good example of shooting with 2 guns.
- Cho Seung-Hui - Who he thought he was.
- Colt Gray - The kind of person he inspired.
- Panya Khamrab - Who he couldn't surpass.
- V& - How he ended up.
Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners | |
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Admirers |
Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Artyom Kazantsev • Asa Coon • Bob8466 • Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson • Cho Seung-Hui • Dillon Cossey • Ichverbot • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeff Weise • Kimveer Gill • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Lynn Ann • Neocities • Nghtmrchld26 • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Robert Butler Jr. • Robert Hawkins • Robert Steinhäuser • Ryan Schallenberger • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • TheAmazingAtheist • Tim Kretschmer • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Atchison • You | |
Locations: |
Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Goth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |