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Kate's Party
Kate's Party is a PRIVATE PARTY the quickest growing party on the planet, with an RSVP number of well over 9000. It will take a large amount of food to feed all of the attendees, so it is encouraged that you bring a bag of chips along with you to the party. It is said that this shall be the largest house-party of all time because austria is for dick mongers.
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Event closed due to trolls. Although this event has been formally cancelled last year, we encourage you all to attend the block party/jailbreak!
Address: North St., Adelaide, Australia 5000 Date and time: 1st May 2011 20:00 (local time) |
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The Apartment is far too small to contain you, but if we all chip in, say, $2, we can buy a whole new one! WHOLE PARTY IS EPIC FAIL |
It will be held at Kate's Apartment, located on North Street in Adelaide, Australia. Should Kate be caught up in serious business, she has left instructions to start a block party without her.
Transportation is being arranged by God himself, as, this party shall be of biblical proportions, so make sure you're attending by April 30th for travel arrangements.
Details
You kinda missed it. But, can totally RSVP on the 2011 page. Wait a year. Facebook Event!
Contact Mobile Phone Number: 0419317446
Start Time: Saturday, 01 May 2010 at 20:00
End Time: Sunday, 02 May 2010 at 02:00
Location: Our Apartment (North St., Adelaide, Australia 5000)
Website: Kates Party
Fake Facebook: Kate Miller
Drinks will be provided and we have a cake and chips and stuff. If you want to bring a friend thats cool but let me know how many are coming because the apartment is not very big.
Quotes
—Kate's Birthday Party |
—some attending retard |
—Observant Observer |
— sum random |
— Australian newspaper that prints profanity |
Guest List
It has now been confirmed that Justin Bieber, Ringo Starr, Xzibit and Lady GaGa will all be making an appearance! Justin and GaGa will be singing a duet and making sandwiches! $5 cover, BYOB! This party has been becoming exponentially more awesome.
Corey Worthington has also just confirmed his attendance, bringing all his friends with him.
History
—Kitfoxxe |
Kate's birthday party is already so legendary that a page for this historic celebration has been created on TOW, however, the wikipedos are such party poopers that they have tried to kill the buzz by baleeting said page. You can help by recreating it.
Kate Responds
In an exclusive ED interview, Kate dropped science on the forthcoming historic Guinness Book of Records sized EPIC PARTY.
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Furthermoar...potential partygoers may want to BYOGasmask. Or buy a dog.
—Kate | ||
Gallery
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Hoax Claims
Despite Ausfalian attention whore/troll David Thorne's claims in Ausfalian meeja that the whole Kate's Party phenomena is a not very elaborate hoax, ED's crack Lulz News team of 1337 investigative journalists has established that Kate is 100% real, that it is her birthday and that she is still having a party on Saturday May 1st in Adelaide. Mr. Thorne is nothing but a triflin party pooper and hater due to the fact that he tried to get in Kate's knickers and was rebuffed.
So, in short, you should disregard David Thorne since he sucks cocks (after Kate spurned him he turned him gay) and PARTY HARD on North Street in Adelaide on Saturday. Bring all your friends, your own beer and party favours for Kate.
The Party
70,000 friends snub Facebook's Kate's Birthday Party
See Also
External Links
- The Official Website for Kates Party
- Kate's Party twitter feed].
- Kate's boyfriend
- Fake Kate
- Not Going to Kate's Party is Social Suicide!
- Over 9000 people want to know which turban they will wear to Kate's party
- immortalized on failblog
- YahooAnswers
- Immortalised (and AfD'd) on TOW
- OP on TOW fighting the good fight
Related Parties
- Copenhagen
- UK
- Perth, Australia
- Sydney, Australia
- Kate's Birthday 2011
- Kate's Rave Birthday Party!!
- Dylan's 17th - "Theme is less clothes the better"
...and counting.
News
- Kate's Party gatecrashed by 60,000 Facebook users.
- Kate's Party snafu takes aim at Facebook privacy.
- Kate's Party goin' mainstream
- Kate's Party not on, after all <- lies
- Kate’s Party: Viral marketing through Facebook?
- How 60,000 Trolls Facebook-Crashed a Random Party in Australia
- Newsflash: Kate's Birthday Viral on Facebook.
- In moonspeak news
- Story says Ausfag troll started it on his twitter.
- Whole party is EPIC FAIL
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| Featured article May 1, 2010 | ||
| Preceded by Michelle Lyn Taylor |
Kate's Party | Succeeded by Real Life Super Hero |
