David Firth

ALERT: THIS IS A JEWGROUNDS MEME David Firth is a meme that was shat from the bowels of Jewgrounds.

Did you know that... David Firth is a piss-poor wanna-be Lynch who can barely work Flash and has a fanbase consisting entirely of 15-year-olds?

David Firth is a purveyor of Flash movies of a rather mediocre nature. Possessing no artistic talent, he attempts to make up for this with his illusion of "surrealism". A typical Firth animation consists of five minutes of Aphex Twin background music matched to a single "creepy" frame with random, brief, intervals of Tim and Eric tier random access "British" humor. Firth's portfolio can be compared to the likeness of Invader Zim as it attracts hoards of social rejects with daddy issues, and is not in the least bit creative or interesting. Said emos/goths/8th graders that hang on Firth's dick have absolutely no capacity to begin to understand the basics of what actually makes a good piece, and rather believe that a two-minute flash segment that uses toast (remember, Invader Zim) as a plot device is "deep".

When not making shit cartoons, Firth wears other peoples' faces and life coaches.

When not wearing other peoples' faces Firth lurks around playgrounds scaring children with his pedophile face.

Salad Fingers, the brainchild of David Firth

Unsurprisingly, it was originally the Newgrounds users who latched onto Firth, possibly because his toilet-jokes were of a higher quality than anything else ever posted on the site.

He is totally not cool with his videos being on YouTube.

Salad Fingers

The majority of Firth's e-fame, or lack thereof, is rooted from his flash series Salad Fingers. Essentially, Salad Fingers is about an insane man (while remaining unnamed it is alluded he is "Salad Fingers") living in a post-apocalyptic landscape. Rather than building off of the basis for the story he created, Firth chose to construct the series into tl;dw episodes with literally no plot progression or development. Angsty teenage fans have historically over-thought the toilet jokes for metaphors about how cruel society is, etc. However, any sane viewer will see no more than a mid-quality Newgrounds submission, becoming too popular for its own good, and then digression into Firth's "critique of humanity".

All in all, Firth is an untalented cunt.

Spoilsbury Toast Boy

Even more "interesting" is Firth's two-part series Toast Boy. Made after his initial success, Toast boy is the gothic kid viewing it: no actually meaning or direction but lives under the illusion that they are somehow "different". Much like Salad Fingers, nothing actually happens, and the viewer is subjected to eight minutes of toilet-humor and Firth's attempts at being edgy/surreal.

The series, more than anything, shows Firth's never ending attempts to make a name for himself outside of Newgrounds circle-jerks, and be taken seriously as a filmmaker. What a joke.

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Gallery

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  Salad Fingers
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  Girls love Salad Fingers!
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  Salad Fingers & Friend
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  Salad Fingers &
  'Special Friend'
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  Salad Fingers in his spare time.
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  Emo
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  Lolwut?
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  Eat your greens kids!

External links

• David Firth's website.
• His feature length film (you have to pay)
• Some low quality bs
• Newgrounds boasting a perfectly visible boner over Salad Fingers.
• Reddit
• A patreon, because what hacky e-artist doesnt have one of these?

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