Donald Buffkin

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Bombermanfan (aka Tablecow, or Donald Rowland Buffkin, born 2-11-93) is a 21-year old self-admitted carpet fucker, child rapist, and dog mongler in Jacksonville, FL, who has become notorious on several forums for posing as a woman and thinking that the name "bombermanfan" would go undetected to other users at the forum he had previously been banned from while using the username "bomberman".

	“	<wikiaddict> Oh no, what did you take pictures of yourself doing? <bomberman> Naked and humping a carpet.	„
	— Oh the humanity!

	“	<bomberman> I am a male named Donald Buffkin residing in Jacksonville Florida.	„
	—WARNING TO ALL POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS! THIS MAN IS A KNOWN PEDOPHILE AND HAS A HISTORY OF VIOLENT AND SEXUAL CRIMES AGAINST NUMEROUS VICTIMS!

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He has a long and violent history of sexual assaults and homosexuality, and also has admitted to having a drooling problem and a tiny penis. After being repeatedly flamed and trolled on various forums and YouTube accounts and having nudes of him humping a carpet leaked, Bomber attempted to purge himself from the internet by spamming numerous misspelled emo-rants and issuing empty threats of hacking... CSIII, act like you know nigga!

He then made a lolcow out of himself in ED IRC by conducting pathetic floods, pleading to have his articles taken down, and threatening to take down ED by pasting YouTube links into IRC. You can find Donnie today using sock accounts to attempt to edit his own article and flood ED with random pictures.

McLeodGaming

The entire user base supported him all the way...

Bomberman's failed raid of McLeod after being banned.

	“	my name is bombermanfan and i have no connection to bomberman	„
	—Hey guys, I think this one is legit

	“	I never ddosed anything. I never hacked anything. I lied about my bro hacking to scare the trolls on McLeodGaming	„
	—How can we trust ANYTHING you say?!?!

Bomber gained quick popularity on the McLeodGaming forums for, in all essence, rising to the top as resident Autist of several gaming communities. Numerous complaints were sent into the site about his emo posts and threats against other users, ultimately leading to him being executed from the forums.

“	Unfortunately it's not fully about breaking rules this time, you basically became a nuisance to the majority of members on the forums with all your complaints and such. I can't keep you on the forums if you're going to disrupt the place, and I feel that you have trouble getting along with other users and vice versa, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave. There's other places besides MG, so don't feel like it's the end of the world just cuz you can't log in, you can still look around if you want. But you bring too much drama to the forums and with the new policy I need to start controlling who I let on my forums, since if I don't it will be come unmanageable and I'll never get SSF2 done	„
—The exact reason for his ban, although he claims it was because the admin simply didn't like him

Sockpuppetry

The furfag makes a good point.

That face screams autism.

Donnie did ED. Never forget.

Not getting the hint, Bomberman came back under the name "Bombermanfan", a name that would typically require the advanced sock hunting skills of any given rogue admin on TOW. Fortunately, the McLeod community was able to detect the obvious sock by noticing he copypasta'd the same rants used to appeal his original ban, only altering them to be third person.

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i am not bomberman but i asked my friend about why bomberman was hated and you guys mostly have false presumptions

that is not hacking that was a raid and it is nothing compared to the old raid bomberman was harassed earlier on the old forums they called him b$%&# and claimed to have his photograph despite it all being a masterminded scheme to teach a lesson against sexism

bomberman was banned on the forum for no reason other than trolls hating him and then did the raid which lasted like one message bomberman was banned right after making a topic called f#%$& you

that is hardly anything to what ryankajito and the others did to the old forums

in essence bomberman was banned multiple times because trolls practically ran the old mg and bomberman was then permabanned for such reason bomberman was told that he (not she and you guys need to seriously take that out of the article) he was not welcomeback bomberman did not "hack" mg and to my knowledge noone did (yes not even ryankajito)

bomberman never "raided" the forums either because when he tried to keep making topics telling cleod the f-word the computer was really slow (watch the video) and only one topic was made (which was swiftly deleted and noone saw) if you call that a raid the old forums had horrendous images posted in its raids constantly

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Delicious logs

[-+]Furfag and 1337 h4x0r brother

Kyzak says:

BOMBERMAN SAYS

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Bomber says you're a jerk Slayar

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łǻүąя says: Okay

Kyzak says:

SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOU OFF

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bomberman says:

NO

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Slayar jerk a you're says Bomber

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łǻүąя says: Lolwut

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And I

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*gets popcorn*

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No

Kyzak says:

Srsly, Slayar

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łǻүąя says: Share some with me

Kyzak says:

she wants to suck you off

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D:

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She wants to flip you off

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łǻүąя says: I'mm hungry

bomberman says:

say he will be banned by friday prolly

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*hands some popcorn*

Kyzak says:

OH

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łǻүąя says: Thanks

Kyzak says:

SHE WANTS TO GO ALL THE WAY,

Kyzak says:

SLAYAR

Kyzak says:

MAN

Kyzak says:

LUCKY YOU

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You'll be banned by friday probably, sez bomber

bomberman says:

NO

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

Kyzak says:

GET TO TORTURE THE BITCH AND GET LAID BY HER

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Bomber

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Repeat after me

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wasn't the new demo supposed to be out today? >_>

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t(-.-t)

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łǻүąя says: Lol

Kyzak says:

stfurawr

Kyzak says:

stop fucking begging for demos

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łǻүąя says: SMILIES

Kyzak says:

Full is never gonna cum out

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łǻүąя says: THEY HURT

bomberman says:

Shut up kyzak

Kyzak says:

of cleod's cum penis

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łǻүąя says: MY SOOUUULL

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lol

Kyzak says:

WHAT THE FUCK

Kyzak says:

ROYMASTER4]

Kyzak says:

IS A MOD

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FTW

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łǻүąя says: You just noticed?

Kyzak says:

FTFL

Kyzak says:

STS

bomberman says:

Tell slayar he needs to get help

Kyzak says:

Slayar

Kyzak says:

She needs help

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Slayar, you need to get help

Kyzak says:

have any friends to help her suck you off?

bomberman says:

stop bullying people that it wont fix his problems

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łǻүąя says: What?

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hmm?

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łǻүąя says: I was starting up hl2

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łǻүąя says: Something about help?

Kyzak says:

leave the conversation

Kyzak says:

den

Kyzak says:

Also

Kyzak says:

She needs help sucking you off

Kyzak says:

that's what she said

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łǻүąя says: Lololol

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łǻүąя says: I wouldn't let her touch me with a 50 foot poll

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łǻүąя says: Pole*

Kyzak says:

Yeh

Kyzak says:

She r ugly

Kyzak says:

fugly even

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łǻүąя says: Meh

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łǻүąя says: Not fugly

bomberman says:

OMG FUCKING SHUT UP

Kyzak says:

She should just go be an hero

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łǻүąя says: But that nose creeps me out

Kyzak says:

amirite, gais?

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łǻүąя says: She has a fucking HUGE nose

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true that

bomberman says:

leave me alone

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łǻүąя says: You could drive a semi in that thing

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ya

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I'll go Jackie Chan on yall

bomberman says:

ill show yall

Kyzak says:

How much of a whore you are?

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PERMA BLOCK'D

bomberman says:

grow up

bomberman says:

Kyzak

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łǻүąя says: Lmao

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łǻүąя says: Kay so kyzak

Kyzak says:

Yahrite, Mike

Kyzak says:

I'm finished.

bomberman says:

BYE

Kyzak says:

Bomberwummen has been pwnt.

bomberman says:

No

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You all need another chance

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CLEOD STYLE FTW

Kyzak says:

We've had a thousand chances.

bomberman says:

Because Im sending this to cleod HA

Kyzak says:

Cleod style?

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łǻүąя says: That's like

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łǻүąя says: When

Kyzak says:

Cleod style is permaban if you get one demerit

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łǻүąя says: I'MA PERMA

Kyzak says:

one moar demerit*

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łǻүąя says: And then

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łǻүąя says: i'll let you off in a week

Kyzak says:

Only

bomberman says:

IM ALLREADY PERMA BANNED

Kyzak says:

With bomberwummen

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What happened to giving 30247320 chances?

Kyzak says:

It's

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THAT'S CLEOD STYLE

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DUMBASS

Kyzak says:

"GIVEING YOU ANOTHER CHANCE"

Kyzak says:

3 minutes latar

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I have now turned green

bomberman says:

Brb im going to go get my bros book on ips

Kyzak says:

I'm silver.

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and grown 3409372074302730743749032 my original size

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YOU FUCKING HEDGEHOG

Kyzak says:

And I can throw silver board into your stomache.

Kyzak says:

GOOOORE.

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łǻүąя says: Well, how do i shot web?

Kyzak says:

Well

Kyzak says:

First

Kyzak says:

You fiar your lazar

Kyzak says:

Then you stop using really old memes and being cancer for all of the interblargh.

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I'm now going to jump on buildings, rip cars in half, and do a whole bunch of other crap for no reason

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łǻүąя says: Old memes are better than new ones

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But

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eh

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łǻүąя says: By a long shot

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Squirtle

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Could

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KICK

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MY

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ASS

Kyzak says:

But ehh,

Kyzak says:

You fail at using memes.

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łǻүąя says: THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE

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łǻүąя says: oR

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You fail at fuckin LIEF

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łǻүąя says: How does i shot web?

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k?

Kyzak says:

But ehh, squitrle could kick all of their asses.

Kyzak says:

MARSHTOMP

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wee:

Kyzak says:

BITCHES

Kyzak says:

Marshtomp

Kyzak says:

Can go

Kyzak says:

"MARSH!"

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Bungie Security Guard FTW

Kyzak says:

"TOMP!"

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łǻүąя says: KAY TIEM TO PLAI HL2

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Hai giz

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*giez

Kyzak says:

..

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i r get sega's new console

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the Puu

Kyzak says:

i r get fap fap fap.

Kyzak says:

[/fake]

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łǻүąя says: K be back later

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DON'T

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DON'T BE BACK LATER

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FUCKTARD

Kyzak says:

Well

Kyzak says:

One thing to do nao

Kyzak says:

go use that picture Despot gave me of Winry. <3

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łǻүąя says: Lawl

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or use Bombers ya whore

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łǻүąя says: Ehh

Kyzak says:

HAY MIKE

Kyzak says:

WANT SOME FMA PORN?

bomberman says:

lucky i couldnt find it

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łǻүąя has left the conversation.

Kyzak says:

ANYONE?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

no

Kyzak says:

FMA PORN?

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FMA PORN IS FUCKING GAY

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SONIC IS THE NEW FMA

Kyzak says:

..

Kyzak says:

Fucking furfag.

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.....................

Kyzak says:

Yiff in hell.

Kyzak says:

You motherfucker

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xD

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There's actually something I can and WILL do

bomberman says:

he could mess up the whole internet if he wanted to

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LMAO.

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Impossible

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łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH

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łǻүąя says: Wow

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łǻүąя says: Jesus bomberman

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łǻүąя says: You'll beleive anything

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anyone can do that

bomberman says:

shut up

Kyzak says:

Bomberwummenthatbelongsinthekitchen

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My dad works for an internet company

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all they gotta do is hack myspace

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he can send emails

bomberman says:

I KNOW MIKE

Kyzak says:

GO MAKE ME A SAMMITCH, BITCH!

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from other people's email addresses

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łǻүąя says: There's the word Faggot on the ceiling

bomberman says:

Shut up Kyzak

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łǻүąя says: Look up

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(not to you, bomber)

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łǻүąя says: I bet she looked

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hmmm

Kyzak says:

That must be what happened to Sir Pedophile The Curved Dick

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now I want a sammich D:

bomberman says:

Shut up slayar

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So if I really want to

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łǻүąя says: NO U

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lol

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I can spam people using your own email addresses

Kyzak says:

so do I, rawr

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Oshi?

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Ya, I'm thinkin OSHI

Kyzak says:

YOSHI.

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lol

Kyzak says:

OHSHI-- YOU!

Kyzak says:

That's what Kirby says

Kyzak says:

During using

Kyzak says:

TEH DREAMZ SWORD

Kyzak says:

IN TEH BRAWL.

Kyzak says:

AND TEH SSF.

Kyzak says:

AND TEH PENIS.

bomberman says:

Its the not teh

Kyzak says:

stfuniggerwumme

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not teh...

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

Kyzak says:

n

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naughty?

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łǻүąя says: hey kyzak

Kyzak says:

Yus?

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łǻүąя says: Is it okay to delete the folder that you get from downloading the torrent

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łǻүąя says: After it's installed

Kyzak says:

yus

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łǻүąя says: k

bomberman says:

Im sending this to cleod

Kyzak says:

Go ahead.

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zomg wii is blue

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brb

Kyzak says:

It's not on the fucking forums

Kyzak says:

So he can't do shit.

bomberman says:

he will unban me

bomberman says:

and ban yall

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I have a good question

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

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That will be laughed at

Kyzak says:

Whatever you need to tell yourself.

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łǻүąя says: YOU DON'T GET THE POINT YOU FUCKTARD

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And not answered

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łǻүąя says: HE BANNED YOU ALL

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But I'm going to ask it anyways

Kyzak says:

What, Mike?

bomberman says:

i dont see proof

Kyzak says:

.

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łǻүąя says: OH really

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łǻүąя says: Okay

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łǻүąя says: Hold on

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How does Bomber know who I am?

Kyzak says:

Because she's a fucking stalker bitchnigger

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Besides that

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(Just kidding Bomber)

bomberman says:

._.

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back >_>

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stupid snapshot

Kyzak says:

Snapshot

Kyzak says:

Of you?

Kyzak says:

Stripping

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no

Kyzak says:

Lolololo

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brawl D:

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łǻүąя says: Post suggestions, and I'll add. For those who don't know about this yet, you'll see very soon.

Noobs and underaged users who should be banned:

gun_man

cody25

danieldoo

iamweirdha

iluvpuddingtea4eva

christian

Nate Rivers

Bomberman

clumzy

Olimar

Dk Pwns Brawl

brawler

Arod2

bigmitch

novajjavon

haingi

shadow yoshi

One Winged Angel

Meerkats

minigamer

CyberTheHedgehog

riq5

The Darkness Within

spade

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łǻүąя says: From cleod

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You racist bastard...

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łǻүąя says: And there's more names

bomberman says:

you made that up

Kyzak says:

..

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łǻүąя says: No

Kyzak says:

Slayar

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łǻүąя says: I didn't

Kyzak says:

You idiot.

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oh

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łǻүąя says: Fucktard

Kyzak says:

You fucking idiot.

bomberman says:

yes you did

Kyzak says:

IT WAS A FUCKING SECRET FOR A FUCKING REASON.

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MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Kyzak says:

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING REVEAL IT?

bomberman says:

unless its posted on the actual forums i dont buy it

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I was wondering why I wasn't there D:

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łǻүąя says: It's already been done kyzak

Kyzak says:

WELL, SINCE YOU'VE GONE AND FUCKING DONE IT

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I should probably be doing my homework...

Kyzak says:

GIVE 'IM A SCREENIE

Kyzak says:

OF THE LIST

Kyzak says:

AND TOPIC

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łǻүąя says: Kyzak, relax

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łǻүąя says: It's already been done

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łǻүąя says: Everyone on that list is banned

Kyzak says:

Juuussssttt

Kyzak says:

taaakkkeee

Kyzak says:

aaaaa

Kyzak says:

screeeeennnshoooot

Kyzak says:

annnndshoooooowwww theeeeeem.

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łǻүąя says: k

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<_<

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>_>

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O_O

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lol

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AARRRRR YA REDAY KIDZ!

bomberman says:

Plus he said he had a banlist

Kyzak says:

FUCK OFF, RAPISTMOTHERFUCKIN' BITCH

bomberman says:

he would post

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I KANT HEEEERRRR U

Kyzak says:

FUCK OFF, ESA HASU!

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bomberman says:

Kyzak why dont you post your pic

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WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER DA C?!

Kyzak says:

FAUKRON PAUNCH!

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*some stuff I don't know*

bomberman says:

you have self esteem issues so you pick on me

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IF NONSENSICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN U WISH

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D:

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DEN DROP ON DEH DEK AN FLOP LIEK A FEESH!

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READY?

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SPONGIIIEEEEE BOBBBB SKWAR PANTS!!!

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AHAH,AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Kyzak says:

You, sir.

Kyzak says:

Are epic fail.

bomberman says:

Kyzak you have self esteem problems

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Why do you look in the mirror so much, Kyzak?

bomberman says:

picking on me mike and others

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lol

Kyzak says:

I don't pick on mike.]

Kyzak says:

Mike is kewl.

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wee:

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*hasn't been "picked on"*

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DAMN STRAIGHT

Kyzak says:

I'm just a douche when I play around.

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YAY FOR FUCKTARDEDNESS!

bomberman says:

what ever Kyzak

Kyzak says:

At any rate

bomberman says:

you play around with peoples feelings

Kyzak says:

The only one being picked on

Kyzak says:

Is you.

bomberman says:

because your afraid of your own

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Bomber

Kyzak says:

Observations are fail.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

lol

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

have a sense of humor

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łǻүąя says: She can't

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łǻүąя says: She's a wummen

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

just let yourself loose, suck in all data

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łǻүąя says: She takes everything in

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I'm scared

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

bomberman is saying something other than lo.ll

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

and let yourself only see, hear, feel, taste, and smell

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Spongebob

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Fresh Prince

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Youtube Poop

bomberman says:

im definatley sending this whole chat to cleod

bomberman says:

so HA

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

and anything else stupid yet funny

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Then you will have my sense of humor

Kyzak says:

NO

Kyzak says:

You're going to edit it.

Kyzak says:

To make you look like a complete

Kyzak says:

Utter

Kyzak says:

Victim.

bomberman says:

no i wont

Kyzak says:

Yes, you will.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And we will get married and have kids and IF YOU THINK THIS MESSAGE IS SERIOUS THEN YOU NEED HELP

Kyzak says:

You're enough of a lieing wummen.

bomberman says:

Shut up seriously

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Oompa

bomberman says:

good luck with beating cleod mike

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Doompa

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Doopadee doo

bomberman says:

rub it in there face when you do

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I've got a perfect puzzle for you (KEEP YO DAMN PUZZLES TO YO SELF!)

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

(okay)

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Doompa, doompa, doopadee day

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

This is the first puzzle today

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And some stuff I dun no

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I just accidentally slapped myself... I don't even know how

Kyzak says:

..

Kyzak says:

nub

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łǻүąя says: Lol

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łǻүąя says: You slapped yourself

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łǻүąя says: And you don't know how?

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łǻүąя says: Nice

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

ya

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I was messing around

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Pretending to be an airplane

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Because I feel like acting like a 3 year old today

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And I made my arm go up

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And apparently I slapped myself

bomberman says:

Slayar is offline

bomberman says:

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

No

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

He blocked you

bomberman says:

Tell slayar hes a jerk

bomberman says:

and he will be banned soon

Kyzak says:

HAY SLAYAR

[-+]Users attempting to explain the situation to Bomber

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

bomberman says:

hey

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

internet, phone, and cable is finally back

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

^_^

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) has been added to the conversation.

bomberman says:

lol

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łǻүąя has been added to the conversation.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I win

bomberman says:

hey slayar

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

k?

bomberman says:

mike you beat cleod?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

not yet

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

hopefully I can find out soon

bomberman says:

ok

bomberman says:

i cant believe im banned

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łǻүąя says: Oh

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łǻүąя says: I know why

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łǻүąя says: Because you where being a bitch about it the first 4 times

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łǻүąя says: BAWWWW CLEOD

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łǻүąя says: UNBAN ME PLEEEASSEE

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

>_>

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łǻүąя says: And he finally perma'd you

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

bomberman says:

cleod will unban me maybe

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łǻүąя says: No

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

yeah right

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łǻүąя says: He won't

bomberman says:

idk

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I might be unbanned

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

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łǻүąя says: He's the one that banned you

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

not to bomber

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łǻүąя says: And all the others

bomberman says:

why?

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łǻүąя says: Look around

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łǻүąя says: Notice how all the noobs/people we hate are banned

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łǻүąя says: Yeah

bomberman says:

battoubro was?

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łǻүąя says: Cleod went on a banning spree

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łǻүąя says: Yep

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Then why are you still herE?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*e

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łǻүąя says: Because

bomberman says:

an olimar?

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łǻүąя says: yep

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Hey

bomberman says:

ok

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I wasn't banned because of that

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łǻүąя says: You where banned a long time ago

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I was banned because Cleod re-read my 'threats'

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

no

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I went on vacation

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łǻүąя says: You where banned because of those gay ass threats that you never went through with

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

And forgot about MCG for a while

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

well I wanted to be banned >_<

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Yeah, because I was fucking JOKING

Kyzak has been added to the conversation.

bomberman says:

slayar how come cleod doesnt talk about it

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łǻүąя says: No

§

łǻүąя says: You wern't

§

łǻүąя says: And he does

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łǻүąя says: In LD

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łǻүąя says: Place where the smart people hang out

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Hey Kyzak, can I ask you something?

bomberman says:

he should inform people

Kyzak says:

If you take off that text that seems to be covered with red shit

Kyzak says:

Sure

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Did you unblock me?

Kyzak says:

I never blocked you, lul

bomberman says:

omg kyzak leave

Kyzak says:

I appeared offline and closed your messages.

bomberman says:

please someone tell kyzak to leave

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Text color fixed! :Wee:

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Wow

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

That looks gay

bomberman says:

he blocked me

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

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łǻүąя says: HE BLOCKED ME

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

lol

bomberman says:

and he is annoying

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łǻүąя says: GET HIM TO LEAVE

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łǻүąя says: No

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

xD

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łǻүąя says: He is awesome

§

łǻүąя says: Unlike you

bomberman says:

he makes sexist stuff

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łǻүąя says: Well dur

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

My text looks like links! :wee:

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łǻүąя says: Wummen do not belong on teh internet

Kyzak says:

Ask away, Mike, mah friend.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I already did

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łǻүąя says: They belong in the kitchen

Kyzak says:

You did?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I wanted to see if you still had me blocked

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

You answered before I asked, lulz

bomberman says:

Slayar you had a negative experience with a woman when you were little?

Kyzak says:

I wouldn't have responded to your earlier text

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

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łǻүąя says: LMFAO

Kyzak says:

If you were still blocked

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łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAYHA

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

>_>

bomberman says:

thats why you are sexist

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łǻүąя says: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

§

łǻүąя says: OH MY FUCKING GOD

§

łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Slayar got kicked in the nuts by a little girl. Repeatedly.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I GOTZ A SEXIST JOKE

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łǻүąя says: WOW

Kyzak says:

WHO R RAWR?

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łǻүąя says: BOMBERMAN YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD

Kyzak says:

TELL ME WHO R RAWR

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

why shouldn't women get drivers licenses

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łǻүąя says: IT'S A KNOWN FACT

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I have a really funny joke

bomberman says:

shut up

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I tell it you joo!

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łǻүąя says: THAT WUMMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN

Kyzak says:

Because they're fucking stupid?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

cuz there isn't any roads in the kitchen

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

>_>

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łǻүąя says: Lawl

Kyzak says:

No

Kyzak says:

It's because

Kyzak says:

They're fucking stupid.

Kyzak says:

Amirmite, guys?

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łǻүąя says: lawl

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

bomberman says:

if i sent this to cleod like kyzaks chat youd all be on his bad side

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łǻүąя says: mike blocked you

§

łǻүąя says: me

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

but I'm banned

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

so I AM

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łǻүąя says: Lmfao

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

uhm

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łǻүąя says: SO

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łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

did I just block someone?

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łǻүąя says: me

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I think so

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

xD

bomberman says:

shut up slayar

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

I'm almost certain...

bomberman says:

your lucky my brother isnt on

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łǻүąя says: Or what?

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

that it was SLAYAR!

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łǻүąя says: Huh?

Kyzak says:

LOL.

Kyzak says:

WHOMG

Kyzak says:

WHOMG

Kyzak says:

UR BROTHER

Kyzak says:

IF HE EVEN EXISTS

bomberman says:

hes good with computers

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

D:

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łǻүąя says: So?

§

łǻүąя says: OH MY GOD

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Hey

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łǻүąя says: HE'S GOOD WITH COMPS

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

lol

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łǻүąя says: RUN FOR THE HILLS

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łǻүąя says: RUUUUNNNN

Kyzak says:

IS A RETARDED FUCKING 30 YEAR OLD SITTING IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT MASTURBATING HIS ASS OFF TO A FUCKING LION CUB FUCKING A DOG.

What the fuck am I reading?

lolwut?

PROTIP: Bomberman has admitted to having a bad router password, so if you live in his area of Jacksonville, Florida, and have passed Computer Science III, be sure to hack into his router and redirect all of his traffic to Last Measure.

	“	i am not pretending to understand cybernetic concepts i am merely attempting to have understanding as to why i refuse to enter skype conversations maybe you are right on the ip part but i do not like being tricked and this seems to me to be like a dirty trick that you are concocting i mean i am not saying you are a bad person i actually think you are quite to the contrast and a good person because you decided to be my friend even though i am the prey and not a fellow hunter which is in my view what this is because i am taking a psychology course in highschool and i view this whole thing as a struggle for power and by keeping my article up you guys maintain power i am just begging and pleading you guys to consider locking my article and perhaps updating the lie in the mcleod gaming one that i am a girl "bomberbitch" and change it to i am a guy and you can add that i am an emo or whatever other labels you see fit is that too much to ask	„

BONUS: Even More Faggotry and Whining

	“	YOU ARE CHERRY PICKING WHAT I SAY	„
	—You're goddamn right we are!

	“	Plus someone hacked my phones and spread my nudes around	„
	—bombermanfan

	“	I am sick of the death threats	„
	— bombermanfan

	“	No seriously, I am sick of living in fear each day.	„
	— bombermanfan

	“	ts unfortunate that people actually believe some of the shit your site says about me	„
	— bombermanfan

	“	I am sick of being betrayed by people online	„
	— bombermanfan

	“	I may not be good with computers.I may be an outcast/misfit online/offline, And I may die soon from encyclopediadramatica,But I would rather die young than old anyways.	„
	— bombermanfan

	“	i am worse than encyclopedia dramatica ever could dream of	„
	— Fear This

	“	I have no friends and someone hacked my phone	„
	— bombermanfan

	“	You all ruined my life If you all would not of fucking featured my article over the summer maybe I would I forgotten about this.	„
	— bombermanfan

	“	I did not know at the time that my articles would be used to harass me offline	„
	— bombermanfan

	“	I apologize for upsetting your wiki. I think it would work best for both of us if you take down my article.	„
	— bombermanfan

	“	So are we ever doing to talk about getting those articles removed?	„
	— bombermanfan

	“	as you can see i am your pretty standard failure on the internet	„
	— hoping to step it up to the next level

	“	bomberman [[email protected]] has quit [client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client] bomberman [[email protected]] has left #wiki []	„
	— bombermanfan

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Florida = I am batshit crazy.
Mibbit = I am as dumb as a bag of rocks.

His stance on ED

Rugburn. Donny has it.

	“	i really need that article about me taken down as it causes me a blistering pain and reminds me how the world turns against me i would really appreciate having my article down before it causes me personal harassment i can give you me msn which is [email protected] and hopefully we can discuss things i was wrong to use my hacker brother to threaten your site but i am just afraid and would really appreciate all of this going away	„
	— bombermanfan

Bomberman really hates that there is any mention of him on ED. At every chance he gets, he will attempt to blank any pages related to him, post death threats by spamming links to images of dead animals and saying "this is what will happen to you", as well as his trademark threats of hacking from his alleged older brother. Some of his blocked socks include:

DELETE MY ARTICLES PLS

	“	THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME	„
	—Yes it is.

	“	<bomberman> i am an overly priveledged white boy	„
	— Illiterate too...

	“	<bomberman> the general gist of the video is that i am a fucking loser and i am just annoying	„
	— Feel the shame...

	“	<bomberman> Nothing wrong with being homosexual	„
	— Oops!

	“	<bomberman> Apparently I look like a bird according to some... I am not even emo (I know one of them called me a pretty boy emo slur towards homosexuals)	„
	— Yeah, we don't get it either. Possible connection to TsimFuckis?

	“	<Bomberman> Stop fucking smacking me with a digital fish... asshole	„
	—Doesn't know how to /me in IRC

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Recently, Bomberman apparently taught himself how to use IRC and utilized this knowledge to complain about his Encyclopedia Dramatica article. After being told it was never going to be deleted, he BAWWWWWWWed about how ED is trolling itself by keeping the article up and how we are a bunch of big mean scary cyberbullies who stole his cyber lunch money.

	“	<bomberman> i am trying to help you all	„
	— No.

	“	<bomberman> my name is Donald Buffkin i fucking fail at everything	„
	— Truth

	“	<bomberman> Because... I am kinda awkward but not a disorder	„
	— Totally NOT Autistic you guize!

	“	<bomberman> BECAUSE I CAN NOT SLEEP WELL KNOWING YOU ALL ARE MESSING WITH OTHERS	„
	— Meanwhile, Trolls slumber soundly...

	“	<bomberman> I do not want your pity. As said before I am a bad guy. ... I am not here to play games.	„
	— Recognise GAME

	“	<bomberman> I do troll sometimes but mainly I flame bait on forums. I am bad. I do not claim to be an angel.	„
	— Fail Troll

	“	<bomberman> I only troll people who are cyber bullying, Like LittleHitler for instance I trolled him. He was saying antisemitic stuff so I brought up how Germany lost both wars. I feel kind of bad about it, he should not have started shit though. Look I am sorry to him... Maybe he should change his username	„
	— Bomberman PWNING THE FUCK out of LittleClitler

	“	<bomberman> IHM is someone I befriended a while ago. She is a troll but I think I upset her.	„
	— Captain Oblivious thinks trolls have feelings.

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Bomberman Plays Hardball

AMIRONG?

Keep clicking there's some lulzy ones at the end.

	“	Okay look asshat. I have never hacked. I am not a hacker. Your wiki is lying about saying I hacked IRC. I am being framed by real hackers probably Taekesi.	„
	—I heard you raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

	“	IHM is okay if you do not piss her off. I pissed her and MegaSavage off I think. They buddy up with people to turn them against me.	„
	—Yeah, looks like you pissed "her" off.

	“	FredJuicy spammed me to kill myself. Unfortunately I do not have logs of the chats, or I would probably send them to the police (since you tried to get me to frame someone, and tried to get me to bomb).	„
	—Lol, go bomb, young bomberman!

	“	I told you all I would keep coming back	„
	— And so he has.

	“	So we can either negotiate or I can keep pestering your chat.	„
	— Asking for it

	“	How is this for a deal. ED takes down everyone elses personal articles and I allow ED to say anything about me if they do?	„
	— Thanks for your permission!

	“	I am willing to sacrifice myself for a greater purpose if necessary (its hard to type because my keys are sticky from the coke I spilled yesterday so apologies for typing slow).	„
	— I dont even know. Someone else take this one.

	“	You can merge all the articles into my articles and claim they are just sock accounts or paid actors/people by me if you want.	„
	— USI

	“	Then I will let you say whatever you want about me. Give you nudes if you want. I am making concessions and trying to level with you all.	„
	— Hawt damn! Merge them articles already!

	“	Look I am a fan of FLCL, Futurama, etc. but I do not rage at those articles (they offend me a little) but I know it has points. The personal articles are just cyber bullying	„
	— lol.

	“	If I link youtube links than your bot adds another line of text... I can keep doing this	„
	— Proceeds to link a random youtube video about once every 3 minutes. OH GOD PLEASE STOP!

	“	Last time I was in here Dr_Rice nearly made me soil myself. This is just revenge basically.	„
	— lol.

	“	Fuck you...You are lying about fixing the article. I had a job. Your dumb ass articles got me fired. You all ruined my life.	„
	— bummer, dude.

	“	I am just trying to troll you because you trolled me. Everytime you say you are going to delete the fucking articles. Then I wake up and new shit is added. YOU ARE ALL ADDING NEW SHIT	„
	— Spamming refresh on his own article

	“	ban gretchen! gretchen added stuff! ban gretchen, ban _Jakebob	„
	— Yup, that's how it works!

	“	I was not technically fired but I was not rehired WHEN MY ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN! I had two jobs, one was seasonal, and only a select few made it to the non-busy parts of the year, i might have made the cut if ED did not write those articles	„
	— Yeah, they didnt want you because someone wrote things about you on the internet, and not at all because you're a complete fucktard.

	“	just came online to let you all know I woke up. my bed was drenched wet from sweat, I just want you all to know the stress this shit has been causing me.	„
	— Actually that's urine, bro.

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Bomberman's Beef with Taekesi

Bomberman's arch-nemesis, Taekesi

Apparently, some complete faggot called Taekesi has been trolling our beloved Donald Buptkiss. According to Donny/Bomberman, Taekesi is a group of trolls. They also run ED. As best as can be pieced together from his addled ramblings in irc, it was a member of this group who convinced bomberman to remove all of his clothing and take pictures of himself humping the carpet.

BOMBERMAN ATTACKS IRC!

His formal apology. It won't happen again.

Sometime around 10:14 PM, March 17th, Bomberman attempted to flood #ed and #wiki and failed miserably. All his bots had names which were variants on Bomber####, Remove####, and bm####. The channels were flooded with "REMOVE "BOMBERMANFAN" FROM ED OR YOU WILL FEEL THE PAIN" and "remove "bombermanfan" article right now!" He also attempted to query flood zaiger and the contributors to his article, but failed to even slow down anybodies' client.

According to devoted detectives that have been spending way too much time with The Donny Donster, these attacks were most likely NOT perpetrated by the real bomberman. He's too fucking stupid to pull off something like that.

Trying to keep himself relevant, Donny, our Donny, has told his 31337 h@xers to keep spamming ED IRC. At the height of the attacks said hackers unleashed a raging torrent of links to My Chemical Romance videos on JewTube. He still hasn't realized that begging for article deletion is just going to make the article stay there. Maybe if he would send us some dick pics, we could work something out.

	“	<g2144> This will not stop til my article is removed. -bomberman	„

It wasnt me!

	“	I DID NOT FUCKING FLOOD IRC	„
	—That's not gonna stop anyone from saying that you did.

	“	I COULD NOT HACK ANYTHING	„
	—Yup, probably not. Again that's not gonna stop us from blaming it on you.

	“	I NEVER DDOSed anyone! IT IS BECAUSE I WAS FRAMED BY REAL HACKERS!	„
	— lol, really? You're that important?

	“	They knew I posted youtube links and set me up! Look I am almost crying right now. I am being set up.	„
	—Sweet sweet tears...

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OMG! Bomberman is, in fact, an EX-Troll!

New information has come to light about Donald Buffkin's very DARK past! It has been revealed that Bomberman is himself an ex-troll. Little is known about this period in his life, but it is very apparent that he is not merely an innocent victim being preyed upon by merciless trolls. One can only speculate at how many lives have been destroyed by this heartless monster.

	“	IHM was my "boss" until I joined an antitroll group on youtube	„
	—Need you more proof of the horrific truth?

	“	I befriended her a while ago	„
	—In reference to IHM.

	“	I sometimes troll the troll to give them a taste of their own medicine	„
	—Evil cyberbullying in the flesh!

	“	Trolls do not like being trolled. Its a fact.	„
	—Fight fire with...fail?

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Bman's Response to Being Featured

Look up ungrateful in the dictionary. You will find Bomberman. Most people would be flattered at being prestigious enough in the hallowed halls of ED to make it to the great honor of being AOTN. Unfortunately Bomberman has failed to recognize the gift bestowed upon him.

	“	SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP MOCKING ME. Answer my fucking question. I DEMAND ANSWERS.	„
	—Ultimatum

	“	All my acne has been getting worse. I am red at the face. I am a heterosexual virgin that is attached to his hand. I do not share the struggle of the LGBT.	„
	—Only faggots say LGBT.

	“	WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY ABOUT THE FISH GOD DAMNIT? THAT FUCKING FISH SHIT MAKES A BEEP SOUND ON MY COMPUTER WHEN IT IS TYPED OUT.	„
	—lol.

	“	I have no life so I am online all the time. THEN YOU ALL RUIN MY ONLINE LIFE.	„
	—Go outside, bro. Or kill yourself.

	“	I got fucking tons of calls today	„
	—You don't enjoy being popular?

	“	SOMEONE TAKE IT DOWN. Then I will leave IRC. You will all be sparred of the pain I bring this chat. The misery. The agony, and the annoyance.	„
	—--- FredJuicy has banned !@wtfux-FF472981.hsd1.fl.comcast.net *** Bomberman was kicked by FredJuicy (kill yourself)