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Chuckula
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Chuckula, otherwise known as Charles Robert "Chuck" Stegall II, is a racist, sexist, cross-dressing virgin and a self-proclaimed Christian [[[goth]] vampire alternative model who lives in Jacksonville, Florida.
But don't let me you all tell you this. He can tell you himself:
{{quote|I was born at Castle Air Force Base in Atwater, California during an [[lie|earthquake] before the base was shut down many years ago. I am an open minded vampire goth who is very romantic towards women. If you can't speak proper English than don't add me as a friend because I don't understand your foreign languages. I am a gamer, a music freak, a club-goer, a thrill seeker, a guardian who protects the innocent and all the beautiful women who have influenced me to be feminine in my life so I can understand them better than most guys in this fucked up dark world we all live in. I love my dad and my girlfriend with all my heart and soul because they're all I have left to live for in this world including my own true friends who are there for me when situations get extremely nasty. I was bullied all my life and I hate being a target of all the bullshit I have to deal with. I will fight for my own survival in this evil world whether I have to make sacrifices or not.|Chuck "Chuckula" Stegall}}
Having been unemployed for over four years and making no effort to try and find a job, most of Chuck's time is spent playing video games, sucking up taxpayer money, jerking off while sobbing, and on the internet raging over or battling with the numerous trolls that he's managed to attract. He desperately craves attention on a constant basis, particularly from Gothic ladies of the "curvy" variety, and as a result posts most of his status updates on a public setting like the idiot he is. Such attention-seeking behavior, coupled with some of the ridiculous shit he posts, has made him an easy target for trolls who have posed as, or actually are, Goth girls.
Various examples include:
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The thexy gothic vampire himself is notorious for an unwarranted case of self-importance, delusions, lies and fake girlfiriends, vampire raaaggge, sexism, and the tendency to get butthurt and whine about it on facebook for days. This makes him a large target for trolling, and boy it's successful. One could go so far as to call him the Gothic version of Chris Chan. In fact, one of his "girlfriends" actually convinced him to get his penis pierced by promising him sex if he did so.
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